dressy and stanley <3 (I’m a minor btw)
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goochie goochie goo ^w^
January 22, 2026 at 5:37 AM
goochie goochie goo ^w^
Don't say gg it stands for gooch gore OH WAIT A MINTUE NO WHY AM I FNONWONONO DONRIHJWQIUBH#WU I'M ALREADY NO NO NO I AM NOT ADMITTING TO BEING A GOOCH FANGIRL AS WELL FTLGOMAINAS IJBN LIJWKML>ND IKEMBGFNO HLEIJK :BNWDHUIJBG#NDYOHUJMK
January 22, 2026 at 5:26 AM
Don't say gg it stands for gooch gore OH WAIT A MINTUE NO WHY AM I FNONWONONO DONRIHJWQIUBH#WU I'M ALREADY NO NO NO I AM NOT ADMITTING TO BEING A GOOCH FANGIRL AS WELL FTLGOMAINAS IJBN LIJWKML>ND IKEMBGFNO HLEIJK :BNWDHUIJBG#NDYOHUJMK
I SAID HIS NAME IN A GOOBER VOICE NOT THIS AGAIN NOT THIS AGAIN NOT THIS AGAIN NOT THIS AGAIN NOT THIS AGAIN NOT THIS AGAIN NOT THIS AGAIN NOT THIS AGAIN NOT THIS AGAIN NOT THIS AGAIN NOT THIS AGAIN NOT THIS AGAIN NOT THIS AGAIN NOT THIS AGAIN NOT THIS AGAIN NOT THIS AGAIN 😭😭😭😭
HELP I'M ALREADY TRYING TO RESIST SAYING HIS NAME IN A GOOBER VOICE
HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP
HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP
January 22, 2026 at 5:18 AM
I SAID HIS NAME IN A GOOBER VOICE NOT THIS AGAIN NOT THIS AGAIN NOT THIS AGAIN NOT THIS AGAIN NOT THIS AGAIN NOT THIS AGAIN NOT THIS AGAIN NOT THIS AGAIN NOT THIS AGAIN NOT THIS AGAIN NOT THIS AGAIN NOT THIS AGAIN NOT THIS AGAIN NOT THIS AGAIN NOT THIS AGAIN NOT THIS AGAIN 😭😭😭😭
mmmm cheese nachos
January 22, 2026 at 5:16 AM
mmmm cheese nachos
HELP I'M ALREADY TRYING TO RESIST SAYING HIS NAME IN A GOOBER VOICE
HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP
HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP
January 22, 2026 at 5:14 AM
HELP I'M ALREADY TRYING TO RESIST SAYING HIS NAME IN A GOOBER VOICE
HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP
HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP
as I fangirl over more characters from CU, the petrification scene from the blah borelock episode starts to look more like a horror film
January 22, 2026 at 5:13 AM
as I fangirl over more characters from CU, the petrification scene from the blah borelock episode starts to look more like a horror film
winks and sweats :3
codes heywaitNO I GOTTA RESIST nggngnog :333DON'T TELL ME GOOCH IS NEXT
codes heywaitNO I GOTTA RESIST nggngnog :333DON'T TELL ME GOOCH IS NEXT
January 22, 2026 at 5:11 AM
winks and sweats :3
codes heywaitNO I GOTTA RESIST nggngnog :333DON'T TELL ME GOOCH IS NEXT
codes heywaitNO I GOTTA RESIST nggngnog :333DON'T TELL ME GOOCH IS NEXT
oh god I just remembered gooch being petrified and I CRINGED at it
WHAT AM I BECOMING
I THOUGHT I DIDN'T CARE FOR GOOCH
WHAT AM I BECOMING
I THOUGHT I DIDN'T CARE FOR GOOCH
January 22, 2026 at 5:08 AM
oh god I just remembered gooch being petrified and I CRINGED at it
WHAT AM I BECOMING
I THOUGHT I DIDN'T CARE FOR GOOCH
WHAT AM I BECOMING
I THOUGHT I DIDN'T CARE FOR GOOCH
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"I mean who CARES about Gooch? Not me, that's for sure."
uhhhhh what now
i think i kinda care for goochie goochie goo
uhhhhh what now
i think i kinda care for goochie goochie goo
January 22, 2026 at 5:03 AM
"I mean who CARES about Gooch? Not me, that's for sure."
uhhhhh what now
i think i kinda care for goochie goochie goo
uhhhhh what now
i think i kinda care for goochie goochie goo
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wait why is there a character in captain underpants called gooch
November 18, 2025 at 7:46 PM
wait why is there a character in captain underpants called gooch
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If I ever make a fanfic with gooch and his dog I’m naming his dog Toby.
January 1, 2026 at 5:46 AM
If I ever make a fanfic with gooch and his dog I’m naming his dog Toby.
Me when I see my old vids:
January 22, 2026 at 5:01 AM
Me when I see my old vids:
My favorite Dressy quote: “No, and I have a gift for him! He saved a ladybug from a spider web! ♫ Ladybug! ♫“ :3
My favorite Stanley quote: “Good? They’re taterrific!” :3
My favorite Gooch quote: "Oh no, this is bad..." XD
My favorite Stanley quote: “Good? They’re taterrific!” :3
My favorite Gooch quote: "Oh no, this is bad..." XD
Correction:
My favorite Dressy quote: “No, and I have a gift for him! He saved a ladybug from a spider web! ♫ Ladybug! ♫“ :3
My favorite Stanley quote: “Good? They’re taterrific!” :3
My favorite Dressy quote: “No, and I have a gift for him! He saved a ladybug from a spider web! ♫ Ladybug! ♫“ :3
My favorite Stanley quote: “Good? They’re taterrific!” :3
January 22, 2026 at 4:51 AM
My favorite Dressy quote: “No, and I have a gift for him! He saved a ladybug from a spider web! ♫ Ladybug! ♫“ :3
My favorite Stanley quote: “Good? They’re taterrific!” :3
My favorite Gooch quote: "Oh no, this is bad..." XD
My favorite Stanley quote: “Good? They’re taterrific!” :3
My favorite Gooch quote: "Oh no, this is bad..." XD
so I deadass remember this scene and when I first saw this in 2019 I didn't expect gooch to reveal his real name XD
January 22, 2026 at 4:45 AM
so I deadass remember this scene and when I first saw this in 2019 I didn't expect gooch to reveal his real name XD
I will never forgive lookeeloo for calling Rock MD a "lookeeloser"
January 22, 2026 at 4:24 AM
I will never forgive lookeeloo for calling Rock MD a "lookeeloser"
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WHERE DID IMP ASS COME FROM
December 13, 2025 at 10:44 PM
WHERE DID IMP ASS COME FROM
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The ending of mega blissmas where the MISFARTS work together to teach Jacked Santa the meaning of Christmas is kinda like the part where the souls work against Flowey at the end of Undertale
January 14, 2026 at 3:55 PM
The ending of mega blissmas where the MISFARTS work together to teach Jacked Santa the meaning of Christmas is kinda like the part where the souls work against Flowey at the end of Undertale
and stanley
If you think life sucks just be grateful that we are in a timeline where Dressy exists :3
January 22, 2026 at 12:44 AM
and stanley
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the epic tales of captain underpants season 5 tomorrow
the epic tales of captain underpants season 5 tomorrow
the epic tales of captain underpants season 5 tomorrow
the epic tales of captain underpants season 5 tomorrow
the epic tales of captain underpants season 5 tomorrow
January 17, 2026 at 6:01 AM
the epic tales of captain underpants season 5 tomorrow
the epic tales of captain underpants season 5 tomorrow
the epic tales of captain underpants season 5 tomorrow
the epic tales of captain underpants season 5 tomorrow
the epic tales of captain underpants season 5 tomorrow
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Life was peak when Captain underpants was airing new episodes.
can’t believe i took it for granted.
I hope there’ll be a season 5. I need more stan and dressy.
can’t believe i took it for granted.
I hope there’ll be a season 5. I need more stan and dressy.
January 21, 2026 at 5:35 AM
Life was peak when Captain underpants was airing new episodes.
can’t believe i took it for granted.
I hope there’ll be a season 5. I need more stan and dressy.
can’t believe i took it for granted.
I hope there’ll be a season 5. I need more stan and dressy.
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get zurdy
January 21, 2026 at 2:39 AM
get zurdy
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everyone knows that your body is getting close to /ref
January 21, 2026 at 5:09 AM
everyone knows that your body is getting close to /ref
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original artist who drew this ralsei: @/SoihanP (Twitter) #ralsei
January 21, 2026 at 11:00 PM
original artist who drew this ralsei: @/SoihanP (Twitter) #ralsei