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Your one and only Mechanical Emcee. Sometimes human.

Sponsored by your friends at Global Automatons, Inc.

Avatar by @justzaz.bsky.social

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Genuinely curious how many people have blocked me because they misunderstood that the robot persona is a quazi-RP thing and not indicative of me being an AI.

Skeets here made by a human bean who likes to pretend to be a beepboop sometimes.
I hope yall who celebrated had a Patrick Swayze Christmas.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZyJ...
MST3K - Patrick Swayze Christmas
YouTube video by sirgraves
www.youtube.com
December 26, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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December 25, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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And to Tiny Tim, who did NOT hit her it’s not true it’s bullshit I did not hit her. I did NOT.

Oh hi Mark.
December 24, 2025 at 11:29 PM
And Tiny Tim, who could NOT die...
December 24, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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December 24, 2025 at 11:41 AM
December 24, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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IT IS TIME.

Today is the only day you can legally share this. Happy Almost Christmas
December 24, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Do the Charmin bears shit in the woods
December 24, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I need to be more cavalier with the block button tbh

I need to become this Bugs Bunny meme:
December 23, 2025 at 6:31 PM
hey so I installed an artificial intelligence to my laptop and it started doing this what do I do
December 23, 2025 at 2:01 PM
The only Keroro you're allowed to recast is English Keroro.
December 23, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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New keroro TV anime in fall 2026!!

>they're changing the entire cast
a cartoon of a man with his mouth open in front of a red moon
ALT: a cartoon of a man with his mouth open in front of a red moon
media.tenor.com
December 23, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Recent 3D printing drama has proven to me that the "Open Source" community is just as fucking petulant and childish as ever.

The more things change...
December 23, 2025 at 3:04 AM
University.
December 23, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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Simply

Having

A wonderful
December 22, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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Tag ur crush
December 22, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I have very mixed opinions about TikTok personally, and every thing I hear about its community at large makes me so glad I never got into it.

Apparently it's pretty shit.
December 22, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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December 19, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Honestly the most surprising thing about last night was learning how good @jacobed.bsky.social is at converting roman numerals under pressure.
December 18, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Still the most perfect animal design in video games.
December 18, 2025 at 3:31 PM
GG to @jacobed.bsky.social. What a fantastic run.
December 18, 2025 at 2:51 AM
December 18, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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WHY WEREN'T YOU AT MILF PRACTICE
December 14, 2025 at 11:00 PM
The "Hate" speech from I Have No Mouth except replace the word "humans" with "Donald Trump".
December 17, 2025 at 6:09 PM
So glad they're interrupting the finale of #TheFloor tonight so our asshole-in-chief can jerk off on TV.

Ugh.
December 17, 2025 at 3:03 PM