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Your one and only Mechanical Emcee. Sometimes human.

Sponsored by your friends at Global Automatons, Inc.

Avatar by @justzaz.bsky.social

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Genuinely curious how many people have blocked me because they misunderstood that the robot persona is a quazi-RP thing and not indicative of me being an AI.

Skeets here made by a human bean who likes to pretend to be a beepboop sometimes.
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chibi-robo 🤖
November 9, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Currently stuck in my head: the "dance the magic dance" song but it's all Banjo-Kazooie sound effects
November 7, 2025 at 6:31 PM
lmao chat I got anon hate on Tumblr over a post where I said who gives a shit about people making sexy art of Renamon

genuinely the way the ask was written made it sound like they'd never encountered furries on the internet before

like bro is it your first day on Earth where have you been
November 7, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Close enough

Welcome back, VMK
November 6, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Chillax bro, like, Hakuna your tatas.
November 5, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Can't wait to see Silwa's stupid fucking tiny-ass hat again in a few years.
November 5, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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[Exit Clown.]
November 5, 2025 at 2:15 AM
BREAKING: gm_bigcity elects male_07 mayor in historic landslide.
November 5, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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Seems like the GOP needs to moderate their stances and start talking about the real kitchen table issues instead of bathroom bans and how much they hate trans folks
BREAKING: Democrat Abigail Spanberger projected to become Virginia's first female governor, NBC News projects.

Read more here: www.msnbc.com/top-stories/...
November 5, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Genuinely not sure why I'm following the election results so closely. I don't live in NJ or NYC.
November 5, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Yaaaaay
November 4, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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😐
October 31, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Eyes emoji
November 3, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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I' LL BE THE HIT OF THE PARTY
November 3, 2025 at 11:43 AM
People who post the one screenshot of Renamon talking about Digimon lacking genders are genuinely more annoying than people whose only knowledge of the series is Rule 34 because at least the latter group appears to actually be having fun
November 3, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Sonny Eclipse!
November 2, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I was today years old when I learned about sudo !!

It repeats the last command entered but with sudo

Could've saved me so much time
November 1, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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Happy Halloween!

Head to disordat.games and enter Game ID Halloween25 (case sensitive) for a fun little thing I put together.

#YDKJ
disordat.games
October 30, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Happy Halloween!

Head to disordat.games and enter Game ID Halloween25 (case sensitive) for a fun little thing I put together.

#YDKJ
disordat.games
October 30, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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October 30, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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🫏
October 30, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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October 29, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Just realized that #DB2025 overlaps with #PAXUnplugged and I'll probably only be able to watch the first half of it :(
October 29, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Do you ever think something that's only mildly cursed but you still don't want to vocalize it because it's really fucking weird?

Anyway in Spova, Sprx is definitely, 100%, without-a-doubt, the bottom.
October 29, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Ah yes

my wives
new Shantae 7th game entry in development
October 29, 2025 at 5:01 PM