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Your one and only Mechanical Emcee. Sometimes human.
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Bryan Hauser | VeeBot ⚙️
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· Mar 26
Genuinely curious how many people have blocked me because they misunderstood that the robot persona is a quazi-RP thing and not indicative of me being an AI.
Skeets here made by a human bean who likes to pretend to be a beepboop sometimes.
Skeets here made by a human bean who likes to pretend to be a beepboop sometimes.
MST3K - Patrick Swayze Christmas
YouTube video by sirgraves
www.youtube.com
December 26, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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And to Tiny Tim, who did NOT hit her it’s not true it’s bullshit I did not hit her. I did NOT.
Oh hi Mark.
Oh hi Mark.
December 24, 2025 at 11:29 PM
And to Tiny Tim, who did NOT hit her it’s not true it’s bullshit I did not hit her. I did NOT.
Oh hi Mark.
Oh hi Mark.
And Tiny Tim, who could NOT die...
December 24, 2025 at 9:23 PM
And Tiny Tim, who could NOT die...
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IT IS TIME.
Today is the only day you can legally share this. Happy Almost Christmas
Today is the only day you can legally share this. Happy Almost Christmas
December 24, 2025 at 9:36 AM
IT IS TIME.
Today is the only day you can legally share this. Happy Almost Christmas
Today is the only day you can legally share this. Happy Almost Christmas
Do the Charmin bears shit in the woods
December 24, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Do the Charmin bears shit in the woods
I need to be more cavalier with the block button tbh
I need to become this Bugs Bunny meme:
I need to become this Bugs Bunny meme:
December 23, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I need to be more cavalier with the block button tbh
I need to become this Bugs Bunny meme:
I need to become this Bugs Bunny meme:
hey so I installed an artificial intelligence to my laptop and it started doing this what do I do
December 23, 2025 at 2:01 PM
hey so I installed an artificial intelligence to my laptop and it started doing this what do I do
The only Keroro you're allowed to recast is English Keroro.
December 23, 2025 at 1:20 PM
The only Keroro you're allowed to recast is English Keroro.
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New keroro TV anime in fall 2026!!
>they're changing the entire cast
>they're changing the entire cast
a cartoon of a man with his mouth open in front of a red moon
ALT: a cartoon of a man with his mouth open in front of a red moon
media.tenor.com
December 23, 2025 at 9:26 AM
New keroro TV anime in fall 2026!!
>they're changing the entire cast
>they're changing the entire cast
Recent 3D printing drama has proven to me that the "Open Source" community is just as fucking petulant and childish as ever.
The more things change...
The more things change...
December 23, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Recent 3D printing drama has proven to me that the "Open Source" community is just as fucking petulant and childish as ever.
The more things change...
The more things change...
University.
December 23, 2025 at 2:21 AM
University.
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Simply
Having
A wonderful
Having
A wonderful
December 22, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Simply
Having
A wonderful
Having
A wonderful
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Tag ur crush
December 22, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Tag ur crush
I have very mixed opinions about TikTok personally, and every thing I hear about its community at large makes me so glad I never got into it.
Apparently it's pretty shit.
Apparently it's pretty shit.
December 22, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I have very mixed opinions about TikTok personally, and every thing I hear about its community at large makes me so glad I never got into it.
Apparently it's pretty shit.
Apparently it's pretty shit.
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Honestly the most surprising thing about last night was learning how good @jacobed.bsky.social is at converting roman numerals under pressure.
December 18, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Honestly the most surprising thing about last night was learning how good @jacobed.bsky.social is at converting roman numerals under pressure.
December 18, 2025 at 3:31 PM
GG to @jacobed.bsky.social. What a fantastic run.
December 18, 2025 at 2:51 AM
GG to @jacobed.bsky.social. What a fantastic run.
December 18, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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WHY WEREN'T YOU AT MILF PRACTICE
December 14, 2025 at 11:00 PM
WHY WEREN'T YOU AT MILF PRACTICE
The "Hate" speech from I Have No Mouth except replace the word "humans" with "Donald Trump".
December 17, 2025 at 6:09 PM
The "Hate" speech from I Have No Mouth except replace the word "humans" with "Donald Trump".