Larry O'Keefe
@velvetcyclone.bsky.social
I am an alien scout sent to Earth to study humanity & determine if it deserves to be spared destruction in our inevitable planetary conquest . . . & junk . . .
So at 5:30am, it just took me 20 minutes to go 12.9km.
No traffic at all.
I'm not sure what a "good" time should be.
No traffic at all.
I'm not sure what a "good" time should be.
WORLD CLASS HALIFAX!
Except in Toronto....?!?
#HaliSky
#HaliSky
November 26, 2025 at 9:56 AM
So at 5:30am, it just took me 20 minutes to go 12.9km.
No traffic at all.
I'm not sure what a "good" time should be.
No traffic at all.
I'm not sure what a "good" time should be.
A'rite, a'rite...I'm up...
November 26, 2025 at 8:03 AM
A'rite, a'rite...I'm up...
I need to go to bed but I know I'm just going to wake up in a cold sweat panic again...
michael scott is sitting in front of a window with his eyes closed and his hand on his chin .
ALT: michael scott is sitting in front of a window with his eyes closed and his hand on his chin .
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I need to go to bed but I know I'm just going to wake up in a cold sweat panic again...
Reposted by Larry O'Keefe
November 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
*gasp* Shocking! I wonder whatever could be the hold up? 🥱
November 22, 2025 at 8:26 PM
*gasp* Shocking! I wonder whatever could be the hold up? 🥱
Hunh!
Well, now I know the exact words that trigger me into a blind rage!
Well, now I know the exact words that trigger me into a blind rage!
November 21, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Hunh!
Well, now I know the exact words that trigger me into a blind rage!
Well, now I know the exact words that trigger me into a blind rage!
HE-MMMAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNN!!!
November 19, 2025 at 6:17 PM
HE-MMMAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNN!!!
"In the event of an earthquake, YOU'D BE DEAD NOW!!!"
AAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
November 19, 2025 at 6:08 PM
"In the event of an earthquake, YOU'D BE DEAD NOW!!!"
AAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
ESPECIALLY INSTAGRAM! WHO USES INSTAGRAM WHO DOESN'T HAVE A CELLPHONE???!!!???
November 19, 2025 at 6:06 PM
ESPECIALLY INSTAGRAM! WHO USES INSTAGRAM WHO DOESN'T HAVE A CELLPHONE???!!!???
I'm sorry, but the entire point of the emergency alert was that not everyone would get it via social media...so what's the point flooding social media with screenshots of the TEST?!?
a black and white photo of a man in a black shirt holding his hand up .
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tenor.com
November 19, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I'm sorry, but the entire point of the emergency alert was that not everyone would get it via social media...so what's the point flooding social media with screenshots of the TEST?!?
I wish I was dead
November 18, 2025 at 12:38 PM
I wish I was dead
How do women wear slippers on a day like today? I can't wear anything but Vessi's or my feet immediately get soaked!
November 16, 2025 at 7:09 PM
How do women wear slippers on a day like today? I can't wear anything but Vessi's or my feet immediately get soaked!
It's funny, there's a joke that the Geneva Convention was written based on what Candidates did to Nazis during WW2. And we're not particularly ashamed of that...
November 16, 2025 at 5:55 PM
It's funny, there's a joke that the Geneva Convention was written based on what Candidates did to Nazis during WW2. And we're not particularly ashamed of that...
Legend has it we gave America Superman to keep them from stealing Mr. Canoehead. 🇨🇦
Actually in the service of education please meet Canada's greatest aluminum crime fighter! youtu.be/h9SY2tcfDDM?...
Four on the Floor - Mr. Canoehead
YouTube video by Manitoba Video
youtu.be
November 16, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Legend has it we gave America Superman to keep them from stealing Mr. Canoehead. 🇨🇦
I'm not saying it was aliens, but it was aliens.
a man in a suit and tie is crossing his fingers in front of a history.com sign
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tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I'm not saying it was aliens, but it was aliens.
A LITTLE???!!!
Confession.....I may have cried a little when he walked out ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🥳
This was 1 burst as he sat down........Alan Tudyk is soooooo animated! #halcon2025
November 10, 2025 at 12:27 AM
A LITTLE???!!!
Ah, yes, the much vaunted House of El...
November 10, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Ah, yes, the much vaunted House of El...
...or maybe it's just the photographer...?
Great subject matter, given! 😜
Great subject matter, given! 😜
@velvetcyclone.bsky.social always complains about the Maritime center but the lighting in the parking garage is *chefskiss!* 😜
November 9, 2025 at 1:54 AM
...or maybe it's just the photographer...?
Great subject matter, given! 😜
Great subject matter, given! 😜
Three reasons come to mind:
1. So he knows what room he's in.
2. So the snipers know which room he's in.
3. He's totally Air Bnb'ing the White House, isn't he?
1. So he knows what room he's in.
2. So the snipers know which room he's in.
3. He's totally Air Bnb'ing the White House, isn't he?
You absolutely have to put a deposit down to use the pool towels at this resort
New sign outside the Oval Office..
November 5, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Three reasons come to mind:
1. So he knows what room he's in.
2. So the snipers know which room he's in.
3. He's totally Air Bnb'ing the White House, isn't he?
1. So he knows what room he's in.
2. So the snipers know which room he's in.
3. He's totally Air Bnb'ing the White House, isn't he?
"But now...GEMINI!"
I don't want Gemini.
"But Gemini thinks FOR you!"
I don't WANT Gemini to think for me. I have a brain.
"GEMINI!!!"
I don't want Gemini.
"But Gemini thinks FOR you!"
I don't WANT Gemini to think for me. I have a brain.
"GEMINI!!!"
November 3, 2025 at 12:47 PM
"But now...GEMINI!"
I don't want Gemini.
"But Gemini thinks FOR you!"
I don't WANT Gemini to think for me. I have a brain.
"GEMINI!!!"
I don't want Gemini.
"But Gemini thinks FOR you!"
I don't WANT Gemini to think for me. I have a brain.
"GEMINI!!!"
"We've made everything dark mode for you!"
I don't like dark mode.
"You can shut it off!"
But now I can't read the power level.
"Eh...what are you gonna do?"
Not change the OS.
I don't like dark mode.
"You can shut it off!"
But now I can't read the power level.
"Eh...what are you gonna do?"
Not change the OS.
November 3, 2025 at 12:45 PM
"We've made everything dark mode for you!"
I don't like dark mode.
"You can shut it off!"
But now I can't read the power level.
"Eh...what are you gonna do?"
Not change the OS.
I don't like dark mode.
"You can shut it off!"
But now I can't read the power level.
"Eh...what are you gonna do?"
Not change the OS.
My phone OS updated on the weekend, and I absolutely loathe it.
November 3, 2025 at 12:41 PM
My phone OS updated on the weekend, and I absolutely loathe it.
Feeling queasy and I'm not sure if it's my flu/covid shots, wonky biological clock, or rancid coleslaw...?
November 2, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Feeling queasy and I'm not sure if it's my flu/covid shots, wonky biological clock, or rancid coleslaw...?
I learned today that while Android Auto syncs everything ELSE to my phone, I still have to adjust the clock. 🙄
November 2, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I learned today that while Android Auto syncs everything ELSE to my phone, I still have to adjust the clock. 🙄