Larry O'Keefe
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Larry O'Keefe
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I am an alien scout sent to Earth to study humanity & determine if it deserves to be spared destruction in our inevitable planetary conquest . . . & junk . . .
So at 5:30am, it just took me 20 minutes to go 12.9km.

No traffic at all.

I'm not sure what a "good" time should be.
November 26, 2025 at 9:56 AM
A'rite, a'rite...I'm up...
November 26, 2025 at 8:03 AM
I need to go to bed but I know I'm just going to wake up in a cold sweat panic again...
michael scott is sitting in front of a window with his eyes closed and his hand on his chin .
ALT: michael scott is sitting in front of a window with his eyes closed and his hand on his chin .
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November 26, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Reposted by Larry O'Keefe
November 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
*gasp* Shocking! I wonder whatever could be the hold up? 🥱
November 22, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Hunh!

Well, now I know the exact words that trigger me into a blind rage!
This guy can get fucked
November 21, 2025 at 5:30 PM
HE-MMMAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNN!!!
November 19, 2025 at 6:17 PM
"In the event of an earthquake, YOU'D BE DEAD NOW!!!"

AAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
November 19, 2025 at 6:08 PM
ESPECIALLY INSTAGRAM! WHO USES INSTAGRAM WHO DOESN'T HAVE A CELLPHONE???!!!???
November 19, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I'm sorry, but the entire point of the emergency alert was that not everyone would get it via social media...so what's the point flooding social media with screenshots of the TEST?!?
a black and white photo of a man in a black shirt holding his hand up .
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November 19, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I wish I was dead
November 18, 2025 at 12:38 PM
How do women wear slippers on a day like today? I can't wear anything but Vessi's or my feet immediately get soaked!
November 16, 2025 at 7:09 PM
It's funny, there's a joke that the Geneva Convention was written based on what Candidates did to Nazis during WW2. And we're not particularly ashamed of that...
November 16, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Legend has it we gave America Superman to keep them from stealing Mr. Canoehead. 🇨🇦
November 16, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I'm not saying it was aliens, but it was aliens.
a man in a suit and tie is crossing his fingers in front of a history.com sign
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November 11, 2025 at 5:09 PM
a poem by john mccrae with barbed wire flowers
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November 11, 2025 at 12:53 PM
A LITTLE???!!!
Confession.....I may have cried a little when he walked out ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🥳
This was 1 burst as he sat down........Alan Tudyk is soooooo animated! #halcon2025
November 10, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Ah, yes, the much vaunted House of El...
November 10, 2025 at 12:27 AM
...or maybe it's just the photographer...?

Great subject matter, given! 😜
@velvetcyclone.bsky.social always complains about the Maritime center but the lighting in the parking garage is *chefskiss!* 😜
November 9, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Three reasons come to mind:

1. So he knows what room he's in.
2. So the snipers know which room he's in.
3. He's totally Air Bnb'ing the White House, isn't he?
You absolutely have to put a deposit down to use the pool towels at this resort
New sign outside the Oval Office..
November 5, 2025 at 4:37 PM
"But now...GEMINI!"

I don't want Gemini.

"But Gemini thinks FOR you!"

I don't WANT Gemini to think for me. I have a brain.

"GEMINI!!!"
November 3, 2025 at 12:47 PM
"We've made everything dark mode for you!"

I don't like dark mode.

"You can shut it off!"

But now I can't read the power level.

"Eh...what are you gonna do?"

Not change the OS.
November 3, 2025 at 12:45 PM
My phone OS updated on the weekend, and I absolutely loathe it.
November 3, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Feeling queasy and I'm not sure if it's my flu/covid shots, wonky biological clock, or rancid coleslaw...?
November 2, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I learned today that while Android Auto syncs everything ELSE to my phone, I still have to adjust the clock. 🙄
November 2, 2025 at 8:15 PM