Viscount Jonkeer
@viscountjonkeer.bsky.social
This is Free Trader Beowulf, calling anyone...Mayday, Mayday...we are under attack...main drive is gone...turret number one is not responding...Mayday..
Negative-brained twat weasel
TravellerRPG
Kate Bush fan
Trans ally
GNU Pterry
I know where my towel is
Negative-brained twat weasel
TravellerRPG
Kate Bush fan
Trans ally
GNU Pterry
I know where my towel is
Pinned
Astonshing photograph. Absolutely brilliant
Surely those are scales not feathers? And that tail looks fishy too. Something almost prehistoric about Cormorants and their gorgeous feathers. Taken on the River Taff, Forest Farm Nature Reserve. 26/11/25. 🪶 #birdingwales #ukbirding #nature #wildlife
November 27, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Astonshing photograph. Absolutely brilliant
Traveller tonight (restrains self from snark) with @huwbowen.bsky.social @fenrisgames.com @andyhemming.bsky.social and @k000.bsky.social
The one where they went back to basics
The party are off trading their way across a war zone for fun and profit.
The one where they went back to basics
The party are off trading their way across a war zone for fun and profit.
November 27, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Traveller tonight (restrains self from snark) with @huwbowen.bsky.social @fenrisgames.com @andyhemming.bsky.social and @k000.bsky.social
The one where they went back to basics
The party are off trading their way across a war zone for fun and profit.
The one where they went back to basics
The party are off trading their way across a war zone for fun and profit.
November 27, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Hey folks. Look how AI can improve your work!
"Runctitiononal features"? "Medical fymblal"? "1 Tol Line storee"? This gets worse the longer you look at it. But it's got to be good, because it was published in Nature Scientific Reports last week: www.nature.com/articles/s41... h/t @asa.tsbalans.se
November 27, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Hey folks. Look how AI can improve your work!
Invigilating an exam. One student finished early (but couldn't leave due to exam regs).
This was on the 'scrap' sheet they can use but have to hand in at the end.
They know me so well.
This was on the 'scrap' sheet they can use but have to hand in at the end.
They know me so well.
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Invigilating an exam. One student finished early (but couldn't leave due to exam regs).
This was on the 'scrap' sheet they can use but have to hand in at the end.
They know me so well.
This was on the 'scrap' sheet they can use but have to hand in at the end.
They know me so well.
Two LOTR Legends Give Their Final Goodbyes
YouTube video by Tavern Tales
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November 26, 2025 at 8:25 PM
There's a guy works down the French fry restaurant swears he's Elvis
November 26, 2025 at 11:40 AM
There's a guy works down the French fry restaurant swears he's Elvis
International break over. Back to Vicarage Road
November 25, 2025 at 7:45 PM
International break over. Back to Vicarage Road
In case you were wondering if society is doomed.
The real and true story of why Police Squad (the TV series Naked Gun was based on and easily the funniest tv show of its time) was canceled is legitimately insane and one of the most egregious examples of TV malpractice I’ve ever heard:
November 24, 2025 at 6:04 PM
In case you were wondering if society is doomed.
If you like to gamble
I tell you, I'm your man
You win some, lose some
It's all the same to me
The pleasure is to play
Makes no difference what you say
I don't share your greed
The only card I need
Is the Ace of Spades
The Ace of Spades
I tell you, I'm your man
You win some, lose some
It's all the same to me
The pleasure is to play
Makes no difference what you say
I don't share your greed
The only card I need
Is the Ace of Spades
The Ace of Spades
November 23, 2025 at 12:26 PM
If you like to gamble
I tell you, I'm your man
You win some, lose some
It's all the same to me
The pleasure is to play
Makes no difference what you say
I don't share your greed
The only card I need
Is the Ace of Spades
The Ace of Spades
I tell you, I'm your man
You win some, lose some
It's all the same to me
The pleasure is to play
Makes no difference what you say
I don't share your greed
The only card I need
Is the Ace of Spades
The Ace of Spades
And you may find yourself living in Vatican City
And you may find yourself in another part of the world
And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large popemobile
And you may find yourself in a beautiful palace, with a beautiful nun
And you may ask yourself, "Well, how did I get here?"
And you may find yourself in another part of the world
And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large popemobile
And you may find yourself in a beautiful palace, with a beautiful nun
And you may ask yourself, "Well, how did I get here?"
November 23, 2025 at 11:56 AM
And you may find yourself living in Vatican City
And you may find yourself in another part of the world
And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large popemobile
And you may find yourself in a beautiful palace, with a beautiful nun
And you may ask yourself, "Well, how did I get here?"
And you may find yourself in another part of the world
And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large popemobile
And you may find yourself in a beautiful palace, with a beautiful nun
And you may ask yourself, "Well, how did I get here?"
Lookit what I got!
November 22, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Lookit what I got!
My sister said this was Heavy Metal when she came into my room as I was listening to the copy I'd recorded of a mate's vinyl (TDK C120 on crap tape machine)
I thought "What is this 'Heavy Metal' of which you speak?" and the rest is history.
I thought "What is this 'Heavy Metal' of which you speak?" and the rest is history.
November 22, 2025 at 10:54 AM
My sister said this was Heavy Metal when she came into my room as I was listening to the copy I'd recorded of a mate's vinyl (TDK C120 on crap tape machine)
I thought "What is this 'Heavy Metal' of which you speak?" and the rest is history.
I thought "What is this 'Heavy Metal' of which you speak?" and the rest is history.
Beat that C of E!
He said "Amen" straight into the drop
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 21, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Beat that C of E!
Horror on the Orient Express: The Blood Red Fez continues
The one where @oldscouserp.bsky.social screamed like a little girl.
With @laticsexile.bsky.social @edoffannyside.bsky.social
The journey to Constantinople has begun and spooky stuff is happening (along with a little light thievery).
The one where @oldscouserp.bsky.social screamed like a little girl.
With @laticsexile.bsky.social @edoffannyside.bsky.social
The journey to Constantinople has begun and spooky stuff is happening (along with a little light thievery).
November 21, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Horror on the Orient Express: The Blood Red Fez continues
The one where @oldscouserp.bsky.social screamed like a little girl.
With @laticsexile.bsky.social @edoffannyside.bsky.social
The journey to Constantinople has begun and spooky stuff is happening (along with a little light thievery).
The one where @oldscouserp.bsky.social screamed like a little girl.
With @laticsexile.bsky.social @edoffannyside.bsky.social
The journey to Constantinople has begun and spooky stuff is happening (along with a little light thievery).
Reposted by Viscount Jonkeer
I’m so proud to be part of this initiative.
Parents have set it up BUT we welcome ALL OF YOU to sign our Transparent Pledge in support of trans+ people.
actionnetwork.org/petitions/tr...
You can sign anonymously if you need to.
Let’s get to 500 signatures by Monday.
Share. Share. Share.
Parents have set it up BUT we welcome ALL OF YOU to sign our Transparent Pledge in support of trans+ people.
actionnetwork.org/petitions/tr...
You can sign anonymously if you need to.
Let’s get to 500 signatures by Monday.
Share. Share. Share.
November 21, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I’m so proud to be part of this initiative.
Parents have set it up BUT we welcome ALL OF YOU to sign our Transparent Pledge in support of trans+ people.
actionnetwork.org/petitions/tr...
You can sign anonymously if you need to.
Let’s get to 500 signatures by Monday.
Share. Share. Share.
Parents have set it up BUT we welcome ALL OF YOU to sign our Transparent Pledge in support of trans+ people.
actionnetwork.org/petitions/tr...
You can sign anonymously if you need to.
Let’s get to 500 signatures by Monday.
Share. Share. Share.
"The parmesan doesn't have spatial permanence. You have to look for it every time."
I started listening to @midnightburger.bsky.social today
If you're looking for something fun, this podcast has real H2G2 vibes. Gentle and quirky, but with some real laugh out loud moments.
www.weopenatsix.com
If you're looking for something fun, this podcast has real H2G2 vibes. Gentle and quirky, but with some real laugh out loud moments.
www.weopenatsix.com
Midnight Burger
When Gloria took a waitressing job at a diner outside of Phoenix, she didn't realize she was now an employee of Midnight Burger, a time-traveling, dimension-spannin…
www.weopenatsix.com
November 19, 2025 at 10:09 AM
"The parmesan doesn't have spatial permanence. You have to look for it every time."
In the meantime may I strongly recommend @markurban.bsky.social's Tank. Excellent history that spans the development and use of Tanks from WWI onwards.
I've been listening to it on audio book, but now I have to get a physical copy so I can really concentrate on it.
I've been listening to it on audio book, but now I have to get a physical copy so I can really concentrate on it.
November 18, 2025 at 9:32 PM
In the meantime may I strongly recommend @markurban.bsky.social's Tank. Excellent history that spans the development and use of Tanks from WWI onwards.
I've been listening to it on audio book, but now I have to get a physical copy so I can really concentrate on it.
I've been listening to it on audio book, but now I have to get a physical copy so I can really concentrate on it.
Share a tv series you've watched from beginning to end more than once...
November 18, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Share a tv series you've watched from beginning to end more than once...
Thanks to @malcolmcraig.bsky.social's Twilight 2000 article i decided to hit the open access articles* about the cold war, and Able Archer 83 in particular.
*and the work printer
*and the work printer
November 18, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Thanks to @malcolmcraig.bsky.social's Twilight 2000 article i decided to hit the open access articles* about the cold war, and Able Archer 83 in particular.
*and the work printer
*and the work printer
I started listening to @midnightburger.bsky.social today
If you're looking for something fun, this podcast has real H2G2 vibes. Gentle and quirky, but with some real laugh out loud moments.
www.weopenatsix.com
If you're looking for something fun, this podcast has real H2G2 vibes. Gentle and quirky, but with some real laugh out loud moments.
www.weopenatsix.com
Midnight Burger
When Gloria took a waitressing job at a diner outside of Phoenix, she didn't realize she was now an employee of Midnight Burger, a time-traveling, dimension-spannin…
www.weopenatsix.com
November 18, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I started listening to @midnightburger.bsky.social today
If you're looking for something fun, this podcast has real H2G2 vibes. Gentle and quirky, but with some real laugh out loud moments.
www.weopenatsix.com
If you're looking for something fun, this podcast has real H2G2 vibes. Gentle and quirky, but with some real laugh out loud moments.
www.weopenatsix.com
And we all know what happened to Prometheus...🦅
Jeff Bezos will be co-CEO of AI startup Project Prometheus
Jeff Bezos will be co-CEO of AI startup Project Prometheus
Jeff Bezos has a new job.
buff.ly
November 17, 2025 at 11:05 PM
And we all know what happened to Prometheus...🦅
Got home last night and couldn't get my key to work. My wife started making jokes about being too drunk to use a door lock.
Anyway she went out this morning and couldn't get her key to work either.
Anyway she went out this morning and couldn't get her key to work either.
a man says " you know how some people hate to say ' i told you so ' "
ALT: a man says " you know how some people hate to say ' i told you so ' "
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Got home last night and couldn't get my key to work. My wife started making jokes about being too drunk to use a door lock.
Anyway she went out this morning and couldn't get her key to work either.
Anyway she went out this morning and couldn't get her key to work either.
Spent some time last night having a drunken conversation with a Hungarian bloke about the first Hungarian RPG. The system was created by someone translating an illegal copy of D&D.
Some interesting bits, but also some that are a bit crazy, to say the least.
tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwik...
Some interesting bits, but also some that are a bit crazy, to say the least.
tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwik...
M.A.G.U.S. - TV Tropes
M.A.G.U.S. subtitled Avagy a Kalandorok krónikái (Or the Adventurer Chronicles), colloquially also known as Mákos (Lucky), Mókus (Squirrel) or the Nagy ZÅ‘d' (Ye Big Green), is the …
tvtropes.org
November 16, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Spent some time last night having a drunken conversation with a Hungarian bloke about the first Hungarian RPG. The system was created by someone translating an illegal copy of D&D.
Some interesting bits, but also some that are a bit crazy, to say the least.
tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwik...
Some interesting bits, but also some that are a bit crazy, to say the least.
tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwik...
Early as usual I took a walk.
Started with Hatton Gardens which is a truly bizarre street where every shop sells diamonds and the shopkeepers stand outside their front door.
Wandered on to an estate and found this rather odd "sitting room" perched on girders for no apparent reason.
Started with Hatton Gardens which is a truly bizarre street where every shop sells diamonds and the shopkeepers stand outside their front door.
Wandered on to an estate and found this rather odd "sitting room" perched on girders for no apparent reason.
November 15, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Early as usual I took a walk.
Started with Hatton Gardens which is a truly bizarre street where every shop sells diamonds and the shopkeepers stand outside their front door.
Wandered on to an estate and found this rather odd "sitting room" perched on girders for no apparent reason.
Started with Hatton Gardens which is a truly bizarre street where every shop sells diamonds and the shopkeepers stand outside their front door.
Wandered on to an estate and found this rather odd "sitting room" perched on girders for no apparent reason.