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burnout of being used
December 24, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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December 24, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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pensando duro
December 20, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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🚨🚨 A T E N Ç Ã O🚨🚨

MINHE 👇NAMORADE 👇 É UME GOSTOSE!!!

AUUUUUUUU 🐺🌕🌚

🎶🎵 Baby, I'm preying on you tonight
Hunt you down eat you alive 🎵🎶
alexismyo.bsky.social Myo 🍉 e-doso @alexismyo.bsky.social · 10d
Lancei a nova cor de cabelo: grafite.

Ou grisalho, o que preferir :v
December 20, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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entro numa reunião e a primeira frase que ouço é

"nas varas que vão entrar"
December 15, 2025 at 12:08 PM
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003/???

Tecnicamente dois dias, mas tentarei fazer duas vez por dia, então vamos ver quanto aguento
December 10, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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nada mais delicioso que receber a mensagem mais lasciva que você já leu seguido de um ":3"
cowaiibutters.bsky.social bunnytinho ₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ @cowaiibutters.bsky.social · 21d
ando flertando assim :3c, uwu, u.u, ewe
December 10, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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paulomoreira.bsky.social
fiquei igual criança
uma tirinha que vou descrever como um texto mesmo, "das coisas boas que acontecem na ccxp, tava assinando quadrinho, de repente uma senhora aparece do lado da minha mesa, oi paulo! me dá um xêro na cabeça e disse amei seu livro!! a senhora era laerte" no final fico todo choroso
December 10, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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uma forma muito educada de dizer: "antes da sua infeliz existência se materializar neste planeta, eu já estava assinando a carta que hoje o senhor rasga mais uma vez"

a carteirada mais fina da história do plenário. benedita é gigantesca.
paoladcs.bsky.social Paola Costa @paoladcs.bsky.social · 21d
O Motta: porque o PT pipipi popopo

A Benedita da Silva:
December 10, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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shinobi602.bsky.social
RIP to the legendary Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa

➡️ deadline.com/2025/12/cary...

He'll always be Shang-Tsung to me and killed every role he was in
December 5, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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estamos vivendo
tangara.bsky.social dayman, fighter of the nightman @tangara.bsky.social · 26d
o conceito de trabalhar 5x mais para poder tirar férias
December 5, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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eu amo tanto ver a ursula ensinarrrrr me deixa tão feliz tão relaxado tão satisfeito faz um carinho no meu celebro uma massagem
sulamoon.bsky.social Ursula Dorada @sulamoon.bsky.social · 26d
Por que desenhar aquele ângulo da Frieren era tão difícil? Parte 2

#cortesdasula
December 5, 2025 at 12:08 PM
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This is Beau. He just ate some yellow snow. But it was not lemon-flavored. 12/10
a chocolate lab stands with his front paws together in a few inches of snow in his driveway. he has a very wide-eyed expression of shock on his face, his golden eyes cartoonishly round. there’s a bit of snow on his noggin and back, as well as some on and around his mouth.
December 4, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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eu tô passado chocado
December 4, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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ryot.bsky.social
pronto, agora um pouquinho melhor desenhado
November 27, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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centuriichan.bsky.social
As Sun Tzu says: 不战而屈人之兵，善之善者也
November 16, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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youzai.bsky.social
#Angewomon
#digimon
#デジモン
June 30, 2024 at 7:36 PM
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ryot.bsky.social
o imortal paulo frieren
November 26, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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ourobus
annesh.no Anders :) 🇧🇻🏳️‍🌈 @annesh.no · Nov 25
So this happened in Oslo yesterday. Four articulated buses got stuck in a roundabout.
Four articulated buses blocking each other in a roundabout making them stuck.
November 26, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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the refreshments
miamidsa.org Miami DSA @miamidsa.org · Nov 26
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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random Brazilian TV presenter whose entire life became a running joke for not causing 9/11
Association with the September 11 attacks According to Contigo magazine , Celso Portiolli became famous on the internet in 2019 when a Portuguese user created the Facebook page " Celso Portiolli had nothing to do with 9/11 ", a reference to the terrorist attack against the United States coordinated by Al-Qaeda on September 11, 2001. The humor of the meme lies in relating a well-known figure to an event far removed from their reality. Various montages were spread, relating or not relating the presenter to the event. [ 33 ] [ 34 ] Portiolli said in an interview for the Flow Podcast that he initially disliked the joke and was afraid of being stopped at airports, but eventually accepted it and even started taking photos near buildings when he goes to New York
November 26, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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2 dias seguidos dormindo menos que 4h porque eu simplesmente quis ficar jogando GTA San Andreas ✨✨
November 26, 2025 at 11:50 AM
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🚨 JAIR BOLSONARO ESTÁ OFICIALMENTE CONDENADO A 27 ANOS E 3 MESES DE PRISÃO 🚨

🎉 TRÂNSITO EM JULGADO É PUBLICADO PELO STF ⚖️
November 25, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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Do nothing, win meme, but with Lula
November 24, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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arthureloi117.bsky.social
Um maluco que sempre tornava melhor tudo que fazia parte. E ainda deixa O Agente Secreto como último papel. Descanse em paz :(
fangoria.bsky.social FANGORIA @fangoria.bsky.social · Nov 24
We’re crushed to hear the news that the great Udo Kier has passed at the age of 81. As iconic as he was prolific, Kier’s contributions to the genre span nearly 300 screen credits, from BLOOD FOR DRACULA to BACURAU and beyond. Our condolences go out to his friends, family and legions of fans.
Young Udo Kier wearing his vampire teeth with blood on his lips in Andy Warhol's Blood for Dracula. The color still has been rendered black and white for a memorial post.
November 24, 2025 at 1:41 AM