This Mandolin Kills Fascists
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Songwriter. Vocalist. Mandolin player. Former republican.
I made my own rehydration fluid, in case I need to travel the Oregon Trail, or something. One-half teaspoon of salt with two tablespoons of sugar in a quart of Crystal Light for flavor.
It tastes exactly like Pedialyte. Shocker.
And I already feel better. Damn. The simplest things.
It tastes exactly like Pedialyte. Shocker.
And I already feel better. Damn. The simplest things.
December 22, 2025 at 6:09 AM
I made my own rehydration fluid, in case I need to travel the Oregon Trail, or something. One-half teaspoon of salt with two tablespoons of sugar in a quart of Crystal Light for flavor.
It tastes exactly like Pedialyte. Shocker.
And I already feel better. Damn. The simplest things.
It tastes exactly like Pedialyte. Shocker.
And I already feel better. Damn. The simplest things.
Trump putting his name on the Kennedy Memorial Center for the Performing Arts makes about as much sense as Trump putting his name on the Jefferson Memorial or the Lincoln Memorial.
December 20, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Trump putting his name on the Kennedy Memorial Center for the Performing Arts makes about as much sense as Trump putting his name on the Jefferson Memorial or the Lincoln Memorial.
This was a totally unbiased decision made my the board that Donald Trump chairs.
The headline should read, "Trump renames Kennedy Center after himself."
The headline should read, "Trump renames Kennedy Center after himself."
December 18, 2025 at 10:45 PM
This was a totally unbiased decision made my the board that Donald Trump chairs.
The headline should read, "Trump renames Kennedy Center after himself."
The headline should read, "Trump renames Kennedy Center after himself."
Why does he have shaking hands? How does he even scrawl his signature?
Karoline Leavitt says these bandages are from shaking hands
December 13, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Why does he have shaking hands? How does he even scrawl his signature?
I would like to see this project stall for the next three years so that it can created by someone with good taste.
December 12, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I would like to see this project stall for the next three years so that it can created by someone with good taste.
72 hours in bed with the flu and I am finally up. What fever dreams did I post to Bluesky? Too tired to care.
I might sleep through the night, tonight! Simple pleasures.
I might sleep through the night, tonight! Simple pleasures.
December 12, 2025 at 3:51 PM
72 hours in bed with the flu and I am finally up. What fever dreams did I post to Bluesky? Too tired to care.
I might sleep through the night, tonight! Simple pleasures.
I might sleep through the night, tonight! Simple pleasures.
NOBEL PRIZE COMMITEE AWARDS "FOOTBALL PRIZE" TO AUBURN UNIVERSITY.
Coach Hugh Freeze said that coupled with his $15.8 million golden parachute from getting fired from Auburn he will be in a strong position to take over as head coach in another South Eastern Conference team next year.
Coach Hugh Freeze said that coupled with his $15.8 million golden parachute from getting fired from Auburn he will be in a strong position to take over as head coach in another South Eastern Conference team next year.
December 10, 2025 at 2:34 AM
NOBEL PRIZE COMMITEE AWARDS "FOOTBALL PRIZE" TO AUBURN UNIVERSITY.
Coach Hugh Freeze said that coupled with his $15.8 million golden parachute from getting fired from Auburn he will be in a strong position to take over as head coach in another South Eastern Conference team next year.
Coach Hugh Freeze said that coupled with his $15.8 million golden parachute from getting fired from Auburn he will be in a strong position to take over as head coach in another South Eastern Conference team next year.
My ancestors came to this country almost 400 years ago and managed to murder the inhabitants and steal their farms and land without breaking any laws that anyone had the power and will to enforce. If you have a problem with that then I hope we can all do better moving forward.
December 10, 2025 at 2:18 AM
My ancestors came to this country almost 400 years ago and managed to murder the inhabitants and steal their farms and land without breaking any laws that anyone had the power and will to enforce. If you have a problem with that then I hope we can all do better moving forward.
In order to save space on servers, Marco Rubio has ordered his department to return to using Times New Roman font, which in addition to having a manlier name than "Calibri," which sounds like a criminal Italian immigrant, can be written in a smaller point size.
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
www.huffpost.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:53 AM
In order to save space on servers, Marco Rubio has ordered his department to return to using Times New Roman font, which in addition to having a manlier name than "Calibri," which sounds like a criminal Italian immigrant, can be written in a smaller point size.
I sometimes write with Microsoft Copilot on. If it suggests a phrase that I was already going to write, I write something different. If you are being so predictable that a machine could write it, then no one is going to read it.
November 30, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I sometimes write with Microsoft Copilot on. If it suggests a phrase that I was already going to write, I write something different. If you are being so predictable that a machine could write it, then no one is going to read it.
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If I am elected president, I will not pardon the turkey.
November 26, 2025 at 2:50 AM
If I am elected president, I will not pardon the turkey.
"I have a friend who takes the fat shot..."
November 25, 2025 at 8:43 PM
"I have a friend who takes the fat shot..."
Get your flu vaccines, people. That includes me. Hell.
November 25, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Get your flu vaccines, people. That includes me. Hell.
A great legal scholar, big scholar, powerful scholar, tears in his eyes said, "Sir..."
Aa handful of complicit sycophants does not count as "many great legal scholars." Also, they urged people to disobey illegal orders, which is part of their training and required by law.
November 25, 2025 at 1:43 AM
A great legal scholar, big scholar, powerful scholar, tears in his eyes said, "Sir..."
This is how she re-restrings her Steinberger, apparently.
November 24, 2025 at 9:36 PM
This is how she re-restrings her Steinberger, apparently.
"How could you possibly meet with that man?" ask the people who elected him president. What? You didn't vote for him? Well, somebody did, or failed to vote against him. A lot of somebodies did. Maybe you should complain to them, because I don't have an alternate president to deal with, just him.
November 24, 2025 at 9:29 PM
"How could you possibly meet with that man?" ask the people who elected him president. What? You didn't vote for him? Well, somebody did, or failed to vote against him. A lot of somebodies did. Maybe you should complain to them, because I don't have an alternate president to deal with, just him.
"It would not have all the chemistry of a human."
Dear Grok: whose brain would make the best robot upload?
Dear Grok: whose brain would make the best robot upload?
November 21, 2025 at 2:09 PM
"It would not have all the chemistry of a human."
Dear Grok: whose brain would make the best robot upload?
Dear Grok: whose brain would make the best robot upload?
Grok: who has the better tenor voice, Paul McCartney or Elon Musk?
November 21, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Grok: who has the better tenor voice, Paul McCartney or Elon Musk?
The Senate tried to pass a bill giving several of its most criminal member one million dollars, each, but the House said, "No, fuck that."
Then the House passed the Trump/Epstein bill almost unanimously with the understanding that the Senate would poison it with some loophole. But: "No, fuck that."
Then the House passed the Trump/Epstein bill almost unanimously with the understanding that the Senate would poison it with some loophole. But: "No, fuck that."
November 21, 2025 at 1:47 AM
The Senate tried to pass a bill giving several of its most criminal member one million dollars, each, but the House said, "No, fuck that."
Then the House passed the Trump/Epstein bill almost unanimously with the understanding that the Senate would poison it with some loophole. But: "No, fuck that."
Then the House passed the Trump/Epstein bill almost unanimously with the understanding that the Senate would poison it with some loophole. But: "No, fuck that."
From Mark Epstein to his brother Jeffrey:
"Ask him [Steve Bannon] if [Vladimir] Putin has the photos of [Donald] Trump blowing Bubba [Saulsbury]"
And Jeffrey's reply:
"And I thought I had tsuris [troubles]"
Donald Trump pretends to fellate his own microphone at almost every rally.
"Ask him [Steve Bannon] if [Vladimir] Putin has the photos of [Donald] Trump blowing Bubba [Saulsbury]"
And Jeffrey's reply:
"And I thought I had tsuris [troubles]"
Donald Trump pretends to fellate his own microphone at almost every rally.
November 16, 2025 at 2:16 AM
From Mark Epstein to his brother Jeffrey:
"Ask him [Steve Bannon] if [Vladimir] Putin has the photos of [Donald] Trump blowing Bubba [Saulsbury]"
And Jeffrey's reply:
"And I thought I had tsuris [troubles]"
Donald Trump pretends to fellate his own microphone at almost every rally.
"Ask him [Steve Bannon] if [Vladimir] Putin has the photos of [Donald] Trump blowing Bubba [Saulsbury]"
And Jeffrey's reply:
"And I thought I had tsuris [troubles]"
Donald Trump pretends to fellate his own microphone at almost every rally.
Young Gas refused the bribe and identified the person who offered him £200 to throw the fight as a "muffin-baker". He also identified the "gentlemen" who used the muffin-baker as a go between, but they denied involvement claiming they did not have "the slightest knowledge of the muffin-man".
November 15, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Young Gas refused the bribe and identified the person who offered him £200 to throw the fight as a "muffin-baker". He also identified the "gentlemen" who used the muffin-baker as a go between, but they denied involvement claiming they did not have "the slightest knowledge of the muffin-man".
Jeanine Pirro complained that she had worked hard for President Trump while pretending to be a neutral voice on Fox News, but Trump was slow in rewarding her with a pardon for her criminal husband.
You have the right and the duty as a jury member to nullify her attempts at prosecutorial over-reach.
You have the right and the duty as a jury member to nullify her attempts at prosecutorial over-reach.
November 13, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Jeanine Pirro complained that she had worked hard for President Trump while pretending to be a neutral voice on Fox News, but Trump was slow in rewarding her with a pardon for her criminal husband.
You have the right and the duty as a jury member to nullify her attempts at prosecutorial over-reach.
You have the right and the duty as a jury member to nullify her attempts at prosecutorial over-reach.