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Repost endlessly
January 25, 2026 at 4:05 PM
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January 20, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Earmuffs are like…INSTANT joy 🥰🤌🏾
December 7, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Earmuffs are like…INSTANT joy 🥰🤌🏾
I want to be done. There’s no hope here.
November 21, 2025 at 10:56 AM
I want to be done. There’s no hope here.
Thank god for sobriety and sanity.
November 18, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Thank god for sobriety and sanity.
Help Jordan have an amazing Sweet 16 - he’s a trooper, been battling cancer for a couple of years now and deserves to have a fun day for this special birthday of his gofund.me/915467225
Donate to Help Jacob get to celebrate his Sweet Sixteen!, organized by Jordan Weeks
Help My Son See His Favorite Hockey Team for his Sweet Sixteen — The Colum… Jordan Weeks needs your support for Help Jacob get to celebrate his Sweet Sixteen!
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November 4, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Help Jordan have an amazing Sweet 16 - he’s a trooper, been battling cancer for a couple of years now and deserves to have a fun day for this special birthday of his gofund.me/915467225
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October 30, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I don’t know how to accept kindness when I feel this way It’s overwhelming and it makes me angry because LIFE has been overwhelming and I feel like I need to lie and say I’m fine like
my being fine needs to be on a timeline, I literally just fucking met you so please can I just figure it out myself
my being fine needs to be on a timeline, I literally just fucking met you so please can I just figure it out myself
September 22, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I don’t know how to accept kindness when I feel this way It’s overwhelming and it makes me angry because LIFE has been overwhelming and I feel like I need to lie and say I’m fine like
my being fine needs to be on a timeline, I literally just fucking met you so please can I just figure it out myself
my being fine needs to be on a timeline, I literally just fucking met you so please can I just figure it out myself
IM SO SO SICK OF SOBBING THROUGH MY MEETINGS
September 16, 2025 at 2:53 PM
IM SO SO SICK OF SOBBING THROUGH MY MEETINGS
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Patient, sobbing: But Doctor, I AM Pagliacci!
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.
August 7, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Patient, sobbing: But Doctor, I AM Pagliacci!
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.
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The best day ever for 80 street dogs in Thailand.
In memory of 5 dogs we've lost over the last month including Big Tea / Kerry and the poisoned dogs.
What a day they had
In memory of 5 dogs we've lost over the last month including Big Tea / Kerry and the poisoned dogs.
What a day they had
July 30, 2025 at 3:13 PM
The best day ever for 80 street dogs in Thailand.
In memory of 5 dogs we've lost over the last month including Big Tea / Kerry and the poisoned dogs.
What a day they had
In memory of 5 dogs we've lost over the last month including Big Tea / Kerry and the poisoned dogs.
What a day they had
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I can't understand the sky the way a vulture does. I can't know what a pond is the way a musk turtle knows. I will never comprehend a tree as a footpath like a squirrel can. But I will sense the presence of these unknowable perspectives like the sun on my face and I am grateful.
July 28, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I can't understand the sky the way a vulture does. I can't know what a pond is the way a musk turtle knows. I will never comprehend a tree as a footpath like a squirrel can. But I will sense the presence of these unknowable perspectives like the sun on my face and I am grateful.
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We’ve bombed Iran. And dismantled our joint terrorism task force. And sent a third of the FBI to help ICE. And gutted the National Security Council. And a drunk guy is in charge at the pentagon. And our intelligence allies probably won’t share intel with us. Because people couldn’t vote for a woman.
June 22, 2025 at 12:24 AM
We’ve bombed Iran. And dismantled our joint terrorism task force. And sent a third of the FBI to help ICE. And gutted the National Security Council. And a drunk guy is in charge at the pentagon. And our intelligence allies probably won’t share intel with us. Because people couldn’t vote for a woman.
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(🧵) Friendly reminder that if you’re overwhelmed right now and feel like there’s nothing you can do, you’re wrong! Not everything requires drone footage or the national news. Real change starts at the local level and it’s powerful. (1/23)
Here’s a thread of things you CAN do.
Here’s a thread of things you CAN do.
June 11, 2025 at 4:05 PM
(🧵) Friendly reminder that if you’re overwhelmed right now and feel like there’s nothing you can do, you’re wrong! Not everything requires drone footage or the national news. Real change starts at the local level and it’s powerful. (1/23)
Here’s a thread of things you CAN do.
Here’s a thread of things you CAN do.
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here’s a curse word free version of “look it up” as requested by countless teachers and librarians 🥰😘
April 7, 2025 at 8:35 PM
here’s a curse word free version of “look it up” as requested by countless teachers and librarians 🥰😘
Thank you Dr. Bob, and the fellowship that lifted you up.
March 31, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Thank you Dr. Bob, and the fellowship that lifted you up.
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Today I leave you with one of my favorite photos, both for the moment and for the adventure of getting to that place. I hope you like it
March 24, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Today I leave you with one of my favorite photos, both for the moment and for the adventure of getting to that place. I hope you like it
💜 I miss you and I have missed you and I will miss you again.
February 28, 2025 at 1:24 PM
💜 I miss you and I have missed you and I will miss you again.
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Monday thought:
February 10, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Monday thought:
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