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warptrain.bsky.social
a TWlNK with a BlG ASS
@warptrain.bsky.social
Is this not the heaven that has burrowed into your mind, the place you have been yearning for?

im red, nonbinary lesbian, any pronouns

everything i say is legal advice 💯🔨

@stuffedgenius.bsky.social 💘
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my anguish upon hearing panic! at the disco's "sad clown" was immeasurable. not only was the song unpleasant, it also showcased brendon urie's utter lack of clown knowledge. if he held any respect for tomfoolery, he would know that the sad clown is more properly called a pierrot
[radfem voice] they're taking "whore moans"? sounds preeetty misogynistic to me 🧐
December 14, 2025 at 4:47 AM
guy who's always tired: i kinda feel a little tired idk why :/
December 14, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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a man in a suit is holding a microphone in front of a list of most anticipated games
Alt: Geoff Keighley Hello Neighbor 3
media.tenor.com
December 14, 2025 at 1:37 AM
wanna have a little drink and play wvw in gw2 but all that's available to me is shots of rum and im not built like that 💔
December 13, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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I wish i was a prinny drinking 15-25 cans of room temperature beer that my wife awarded me for doing a good job dood
December 12, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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painting is so hard 😭 but I am cooking
April 25, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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some electric pokemon ⚡️⚡️
#art #pokemon
December 12, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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dangling feets

#cats
December 11, 2025 at 7:41 PM
cant believe clair obscur won best soundtrack off of a 10 second soundbyte
December 12, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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North America be like
December 11, 2025 at 8:42 PM
werthering waves
December 12, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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From the creators of Soma - Ontos coming 2026
December 12, 2025 at 1:37 AM
imagining a prinny listening to viagr aboys (2025) and going god... wish i had room temperature beer... dood...
December 11, 2025 at 11:04 PM
bro's just standing there 😂
December 11, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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I can't take Near Future sci-fi seriously cause it always looks exactly like this
October 4, 2024 at 1:53 PM
[listening to viagra boys] they are really serving butthole surfers
December 10, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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December 9, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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December 10, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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are those my only two options?
December 7, 2025 at 9:34 PM
it's maddening that no one writing articles about executive overreach wants to talk about anything before trump. everyone seems to collectively forget about bush 1 and bush 2 unless theyre going "at least he was respectable"
December 7, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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Who up making babies on a single ds
December 7, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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the original version of this post says "wonderful news for your penis" which is so load-bearingly crucial in my mind. it feels naked without it
December 6, 2025 at 7:25 PM
my body is so addicted to being in pain 💆
December 7, 2025 at 7:11 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 5:02 PM
red when he's been awake longer than 5 minutes: fuuuuck im so sleepy i gotta lay down and sleep for 6 hours
December 6, 2025 at 12:33 PM