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saving myself for ritual sacrifice ❤️
just remembered the best comic ever about reading ulysses
November 14, 2025 at 10:02 PM
"i think im gonna die in this. HOUSE"
-wilson having a panic attack in the mri machine idk
November 14, 2025 at 8:08 PM
so far my evil plan to make new friends as an adult by standing around near an established friend group having conversations and crushing acorns under my heels on the sidewalk is working pretty well
November 10, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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Nobody Understands Frankenstein But Me
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Nobody Understands Frankenstein But Me
sorry, GDT, not even you
open.substack.com
November 7, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Nobody Understands Frankenstein But Me
open.substack.com/pub/waspalis...
Nobody Understands Frankenstein But Me
sorry, GDT, not even you
open.substack.com
November 7, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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Saw Twilight in theaters
October 30, 2025 at 1:51 AM
i will not allow anyone with taylor swift lyrics in her display name ruin my mood about a movie i have been looking forward to for almost 3 years. namaste
October 29, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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If there be one or two, I shall make-a the turd.
October 27, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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this implies the existence of a Yaoi Gagarin
October 9, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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Editor: You get those photos of Winona Ryder and Sigourney Weaver?
Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sapphic just like you asked.
Editor: what
September 21, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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Never mind
September 22, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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I wrote about God and Cracker Barrel johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/christ-in-...
Christ in the Cracker Barrel Parking Lot
A reading from the Book of Americans.
johnpaulbrammer.substack.com
August 26, 2025 at 6:45 PM
i am writing a piece titled "taylor english teacher swift" and now i get to incorporate new lore
August 26, 2025 at 6:23 PM
my district uses donors choose to help fund supplies and i sponsor a knit and crochet club this year :) my birthday is tomorrow and if u want to help me teach some kids fiber arts a donation would be a great gift to me. code "liftoff" gets donations matched www.donorschoose.org/project/knit...
Knitting and Crochet Enrichment Class, a project from Ms. Franks
Help me give my students supplies to learn how to knit and crochet during our school's weekly enrichment class! The starter kits of supplies and yarn will ensure that they are able to choose ap...
www.donorschoose.org
August 22, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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always love JP's writing even when our artistic opinions aren't in sync, but he nailed a lot of what I found deeply unsatisfying about "Weapons" and also I think successfully articulated what some people are trying to get at when saying the film "isn't about anything"
August 19, 2025 at 1:56 PM
ok let me see if this one still makes me want to kill myself
August 4, 2025 at 9:38 PM
it does make me a little sad that the ten year anniversary interview abt carrie and lowell is mostly sufjan saying he was kind of embarrassed by being so raw in that album but i mean. the things i wrote ten years ago mortify me. i for sure didnt write anything as gorgeous as carrie and lowell tho
June 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
it kinda seems like maybe nothing good is going to happen ever again
June 9, 2025 at 5:52 AM
siken still posting bangers over there
May 29, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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Is this a dagger which I see before me [Press R1 for LIGHT ATTACK], The handle toward my hand [Press R2 for HEAVY ATTACK]? Come, let me clutch thee [Hold R2 for CHARGE ATTACK].

I have thee not, and yet I see thee still [Press L1 + R2 for PHANTOM ATTACK (expends Ghost Power)].
May 25, 2025 at 6:29 PM
advice for guys who have done nothing of significance and blown up their entire lives at 26 with nobody to blame but themselves and its a recession and theres fascism happening also but these things were unrelated to blowing up their lives
May 26, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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Well, showing up to work on time *is* incredibly hard.
May 23, 2025 at 6:15 PM
sufjan my goat forever for always
May 15, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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Eyes are a window to the soul - hands are an invitation 🫶
March 26, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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Don't forget to wax the heel of your shoes 👞✨
May 6, 2025 at 4:40 PM