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Al the Archer
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Scottish, old enough to know better (doesn't)
#OFMD, #RhysDarbyFaction, Cryptid Knight Forever
(she/her) 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🏴‍☠️🏹⚽️
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self-induljennt.bsky.social
I have a lot on my plate right now (thank you so much) so there's a few things I can't really show just yet. Here's a scribble that's for me though. #WipWednesday #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath
Very loose sketch of Ed and Stede from Our Flag Means Death. Ed is half kraken and Stede is a merman. They're smooching. Stede is cupping Ed's face while Ed holds him around his back. Ed's long tentacles are wrapped around Stede's tail.
November 26, 2025 at 2:28 PM
wastingyourgum.bsky.social
Some people like their humps a bit gritty - I'm not one to judge... but this is better 😁
Rhys Darby (who is always high quality even if his photos aren't) wearing a white shirt and dark jacket in a bar. His belt is just visible and so is his tum peeking deliciously over it.
November 26, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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xrayvex.bsky.social
✨🔥😌🔥✨
November 26, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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appleteeth.bsky.social
BEGGING people to write an actual fucking description in the alt text and not just a silly joke that helps no-one.
November 26, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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appleteeth.bsky.social
Ed looks up from gnawing on Stede's tits like a cat doing a little trill.
ofmdframes.bsky.social Our Flag Means Death Frames @ofmdframes.bsky.social · 1d
don't forget to eat your breakfast, it's the most important meal of the tits
stede bonnet shirtless in bed after a night of the crew using fireworks so they don't have to listen to ed teach moaning, stede is leaning over to inspect his boyfriend provided breakfast, giving a delicious view of his chest (our flag means death s2e7)
November 25, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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aproperpirate.bsky.social
Daily Darby
November 25, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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jodegg.bsky.social
Rhysie’s goofy grin my beloved
November 25, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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thatjadeykinns.bsky.social
Time to get back to important matters… putting Stede in sexy fits again

#ofmd #ofmdfanart
Stede on his knees leaning back . Head wearing a teal blue dress which has the sleeves cut off and a heart shaped window on his chest. The sides of the dress are thigh cut and exposes his bare legs
November 25, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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mooshy.bsky.social
🏀🍆🏀🍆🏀🍆🏀
rhys darby at a basketball game
November 25, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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mooshy.bsky.social
🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
rhys darby looking like a snack
November 25, 2025 at 3:42 AM
wastingyourgum.bsky.social
Just realised we'll know *exactly* when Rhys starts filming #Jumanji as it'll be bye bye beard! I doubt they'll dye his hair since the hat stays on but the face fuzz will have to go!
(Please take this news as the happy/tragic occurrence it is, depending on your preference.)
#RhysDarbyFaction
Rhys Darby as Nigel Billingsley in Jumanji
November 25, 2025 at 10:47 AM
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self-induljennt.bsky.social
I couldn't get this out of my head. Had to doodle it to move on with my day. 😆 #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath
Very sketchy comic page featuring Ed and Stede from Our Flag Means Death. Ed is looking at one of those standup signs that are outside stores on the sidewalk. It say's BONNET'S BEAUTS and "ask about our facials". Ed snickers. He looks into the building and sees Stede waving stupidly in Ed's direction while smiling. Ed is immediately heart-eyes. He looks at the sign again, focused on "ask about our facials!" then twiddles his fingers in response to Stede.
November 24, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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ofmd-ann.bsky.social
CUTIE

#ofmd #Stedebonnet
A photo edit of stede bonnet in S02E06 of our flag means death (calypsos birthday) he is smiling and looking cute asf I love him so much
November 24, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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emcolbs.bsky.social
deleted scene from my brain you’re real to me
a digital drawing recreating the scene from the dream mentioned in the quoted post. it’s season one ed and stede from our flag means death. ed is “teaching” stede a “sword move” and has him pinned against a wall. there are four speech bubbles that read: ed: and then you can do this lean in with your hips move. stede: oh! ed: Really, uh, distracts your opponent. stede: I see… wow!
November 24, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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thatjadeykinns.bsky.social
Here’s a link to our little holey shop. 💜

www.etsy.com/uk/shop/Unho...
November 24, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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ramsaybaggins.bsky.social
Here's my shop! There's a whole OFMD collection ^^

www.redbubble.com/people/ramsa...
November 24, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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appleteeth.bsky.social
Please buy my stupid things 🙏

www.redbubble.com/people/ejayn...
November 24, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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stedebt.bsky.social
🥈🦊
November 23, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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midthirstling.bsky.social
I literally haven’t drawn in months but I have muscle memory for these two apparently
Rough sketch of Ed lying in Stede’s lap as they look at each other adoringly. I have not worked out the pose or anything so it’s wonky as fuck, but I remember how to draw their faces somehow.
November 23, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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mooshy.bsky.social
happy sunday
November 23, 2025 at 5:03 PM
wastingyourgum.bsky.social
Post a book you love from the ‘80s. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
#BookSky
The cover of Iain M. Banks novel, "The Player of Games"
November 23, 2025 at 1:51 PM
wastingyourgum.bsky.social
A movie that takes place where you’re from.
November 23, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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butterscup95.bsky.social
There’s nothing more Stede than wearing a big, blue scarf that he’d be able to dramatically fling over his shoulder while huffing “Good day!” #RhysDarbyFaction
Rhys Darby at an F1 event in Las Vegas. He wears a leather jacket, a cap, baggy blue jeans, and a blue scarf with an F1 driver printed on it.
November 23, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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thesearethekids.bsky.social
After they all sail off Zheng convinces the new crew to pivot to selling her amazing broths and soups direct from the ship - the business name? Noodles of Revenge. I will see myself out
November 22, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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thehibees.bsky.social
Three points at Easter Road! 🥬
November 22, 2025 at 4:57 PM