Foghorn Dickhorn
@waynicus.bsky.social
The only ones who remember are those who can’t forget.
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I was just thinking earlier about how for so many years of our lives, those of us in the military lived the GWOT. Every aspect of our lives seemed to be controlled by deployments, OPTEMPO, battle rhythm, haji, IEDs, sand, death, grief…
And now nobody remembers except us.
And @theonion.com
And now nobody remembers except us.
And @theonion.com
December 17, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I was just thinking earlier about how for so many years of our lives, those of us in the military lived the GWOT. Every aspect of our lives seemed to be controlled by deployments, OPTEMPO, battle rhythm, haji, IEDs, sand, death, grief…
And now nobody remembers except us.
And @theonion.com
And now nobody remembers except us.
And @theonion.com
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I don’t understand how a guy with 360° peripheral vision can’t catch anyone.
December 16, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I don’t understand how a guy with 360° peripheral vision can’t catch anyone.
Hey, @bencollins.bsky.social, I smoked a bowl and thought of a great Onion headline: “Trump Signs Executive Order Requiring Mall Santas to Be White”
Disregard if it’s been used before, by The Onion or anybody else. I’m a lot of things, but I’m not a playjerer.
Disregard if it’s been used before, by The Onion or anybody else. I’m a lot of things, but I’m not a playjerer.
December 17, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Hey, @bencollins.bsky.social, I smoked a bowl and thought of a great Onion headline: “Trump Signs Executive Order Requiring Mall Santas to Be White”
Disregard if it’s been used before, by The Onion or anybody else. I’m a lot of things, but I’m not a playjerer.
Disregard if it’s been used before, by The Onion or anybody else. I’m a lot of things, but I’m not a playjerer.
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December 15, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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He called ICE on a living nativity
December 16, 2025 at 11:05 PM
He called ICE on a living nativity
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That’s pretty literal.
December 16, 2025 at 8:57 PM
That’s pretty literal.
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Dear Bluesky hammer&sickle crowd:
That new dude in your group? He’s an FBI agent.
That new dude in your group? He’s an FBI agent.
December 16, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Dear Bluesky hammer&sickle crowd:
That new dude in your group? He’s an FBI agent.
That new dude in your group? He’s an FBI agent.
Almost 80 million of my fellow citizens voted for this.
I will never get over the heartbreak, the anger, the sense of betrayal.
I will never get over the heartbreak, the anger, the sense of betrayal.
December 16, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Almost 80 million of my fellow citizens voted for this.
I will never get over the heartbreak, the anger, the sense of betrayal.
I will never get over the heartbreak, the anger, the sense of betrayal.
Toots asking if anybody has asked Erika Kirk about Dementia Don’s horrific Reiner post.
December 15, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Toots asking if anybody has asked Erika Kirk about Dementia Don’s horrific Reiner post.
“The Chiefs suck this year cuz of wokeism!”
December 15, 2025 at 3:03 AM
“The Chiefs suck this year cuz of wokeism!”
Thermometer on the back porch says it’s 16 Fahrenheit. And that’s in the shade.
Humidity is low, so at least it’s a dry cold.
Humidity is low, so at least it’s a dry cold.
a man wearing a hat and ear muffs is making a funny face while sitting in a car .
ALT: a man wearing a hat and ear muffs is making a funny face while sitting in a car .
media.tenor.com
December 14, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Thermometer on the back porch says it’s 16 Fahrenheit. And that’s in the shade.
Humidity is low, so at least it’s a dry cold.
Humidity is low, so at least it’s a dry cold.
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Just when I thought I couldn't admire the man more...
🎯 🎯 🎯 💯 💯 💯 👍 👍 👍
🎯 🎯 🎯 💯 💯 💯 👍 👍 👍
December 13, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Just when I thought I couldn't admire the man more...
🎯 🎯 🎯 💯 💯 💯 👍 👍 👍
🎯 🎯 🎯 💯 💯 💯 👍 👍 👍
I love how every single Google search about my bullshit lupus symptoms yields results that say things like “speak to your doctors about your concerns,” or even better, “see your doctor immediately.
Bitch, if my doctors would see me immediately and/or listen to me, I wouldn’t be trusting Google.
Bitch, if my doctors would see me immediately and/or listen to me, I wouldn’t be trusting Google.
a cartoon duck is dressed as a doctor and holding a briefcase with a cross on it
ALT: a cartoon duck is dressed as a doctor and holding a briefcase with a cross on it
media.tenor.com
December 13, 2025 at 5:09 AM
I love how every single Google search about my bullshit lupus symptoms yields results that say things like “speak to your doctors about your concerns,” or even better, “see your doctor immediately.
Bitch, if my doctors would see me immediately and/or listen to me, I wouldn’t be trusting Google.
Bitch, if my doctors would see me immediately and/or listen to me, I wouldn’t be trusting Google.
This is real leadership.
Perhaps when the Ukrainians repel their invaders, they could come save us here…?
Slava Ukraini! 🇺🇦🇺🇸
Perhaps when the Ukrainians repel their invaders, they could come save us here…?
Slava Ukraini! 🇺🇦🇺🇸
December 13, 2025 at 4:31 AM
This is real leadership.
Perhaps when the Ukrainians repel their invaders, they could come save us here…?
Slava Ukraini! 🇺🇦🇺🇸
Perhaps when the Ukrainians repel their invaders, they could come save us here…?
Slava Ukraini! 🇺🇦🇺🇸
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Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
December 12, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
Sól performing her ancient vespers behind corduroy clouds and the nearly-as-ancient Simms Mountain and the St. Francois Mountains beyond.
December 11, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Sól performing her ancient vespers behind corduroy clouds and the nearly-as-ancient Simms Mountain and the St. Francois Mountains beyond.
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White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross
December 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross
Found this today, pretty sure it’s an anterior tibia of a white-tailed deer. I hope. Google app says it could also be a human ulna, or a giraffe metatarsal.
December 11, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Found this today, pretty sure it’s an anterior tibia of a white-tailed deer. I hope. Google app says it could also be a human ulna, or a giraffe metatarsal.
Sylvester doesn’t let his disability stand in the way of sleeping just as much as any other cat.
December 8, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Sylvester doesn’t let his disability stand in the way of sleeping just as much as any other cat.
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Fuck.
These.
Nazis.
These.
Nazis.
This is what’s happening to immigrants doing it “the right way” in Trump’s America.
We have been told about it happening here in Tennessee.
www.wgbh.org/news/local/2...
We have been told about it happening here in Tennessee.
www.wgbh.org/news/local/2...
December 6, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Fuck.
These.
Nazis.
These.
Nazis.
December 6, 2025 at 9:02 PM