Jordan_USMC
@wdjordan.bsky.social
Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya! You killed my father! Prepare to die!
I now have a Machine Gun
HO-HO-HO
HO-HO-HO
Came in to my mother watching Die Hard
“It’s a Christmas movie” she says
“It’s a Christmas movie” she says
December 17, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I now have a Machine Gun
HO-HO-HO
HO-HO-HO
If the orange asshole's tarriffs where so fantastic and going to make everyone rich, then why do farmers need a $12 billion dollar bailout??????
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Trump to offer $12 billion taxpayer bailout for farmers harmed by his tariff policies (The Independent)
President Donald Trump will announce a $12 billion program that will see the Department of Agriculture dole out as much as $12 billion in taxpayer funds to b...
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December 8, 2025 at 6:22 PM
If the orange asshole's tarriffs where so fantastic and going to make everyone rich, then why do farmers need a $12 billion dollar bailout??????
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BREAKING: Trump’s Ukraine ‘Ultimatum/Peace Deal' Is a $2 Trillion Cash Grab for Trump, Putin and Their Pals
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BREAKING: Trump’s Ukraine ‘Ultimatum/Peace Deal' Is a $2 Trillion Cash Grab for Trump, Putin and Their Pals
So it turns out Donald Trump’s big plan to “end” the Russia‑Ukraine war isn’t really about peace. It’s about getting rich off the rubble and the bones of Ukraine's war dead.
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November 30, 2025 at 7:37 PM
BREAKING: Trump’s Ukraine ‘Ultimatum/Peace Deal' Is a $2 Trillion Cash Grab for Trump, Putin and Their Pals
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The Epstien Files are due to be released in 3 weeks and a day, yet the cover up by the Kash Patel led FBI has been going on for months all at the taxpayers expense, with over $850,000 dollars paid in overtime to redact the files of Trump's name!!!!!!
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FBI's Frantic Scramble to Redact the Jeffrey Epstein Files Revealed (The Daily Beast)
Newly released internal emails show the FBI mounting a costly overtime-fueled sprint to analyze the Epstein files as political pressuregrew to release the...
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November 27, 2025 at 3:24 PM
The Epstien Files are due to be released in 3 weeks and a day, yet the cover up by the Kash Patel led FBI has been going on for months all at the taxpayers expense, with over $850,000 dollars paid in overtime to redact the files of Trump's name!!!!!!
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Happy Turkey Day!!!
November 27, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Happy Turkey Day!!!
The new prosecutor for the Georgia election case has officially asked the Court to dismiss the case. Who didn't see this coming from a GOP asshole.
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Georgia prosecutor drops election interference case against Trump, others (ABC News)
The prosecutor chosen to take over the Fulton County election interference caseagainst President Donald Trump and others after the original prosecutor was di...
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November 26, 2025 at 4:16 PM
The new prosecutor for the Georgia election case has officially asked the Court to dismiss the case. Who didn't see this coming from a GOP asshole.
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A California right-wing group planning a "MAGA invasion" day at Disneyland next year was skewered by critics online.
‘How miserable do you have to be?’ ‘MAGA invasion’ of Disneyland skewered online
A California right-wing group planning a "MAGA invasion" day at Disneyland next year was skewered by critics online. The meetup slated for Saturday, Feb. 28, was shared by SoCal Patriots on Facebook, calling on followers to "Give Your Family A Chance To Experience Disney On A Day With As Many Like M...
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November 25, 2025 at 1:00 AM
A California right-wing group planning a "MAGA invasion" day at Disneyland next year was skewered by critics online.
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American tax dollars hard at work again, brought to you by the orange mango administration!!!!
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DHS head reportedly authorized purchase of 10 engineless Spirit Airlines planes that airline didn’t own (The Guardian)
The secreta...
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November 8, 2025 at 7:40 PM
American tax dollars hard at work again, brought to you by the orange mango administration!!!!
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November 6, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Absolutely 💯!!!!!!!
November 5, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Absolutely 💯!!!!!!!
I wonder when Hegseth is going to bomb them????
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2 Mississippi sheriffs and 12 officers charged in drug trafficking bribery scheme, officials say (Associated Press)
JACKSON, Miss. (AP) - Federa...
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October 31, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I wonder when Hegseth is going to bomb them????
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The orange mango said that prices are down. If that is so then why is he demanding cattle ranchers lower their prices??? www.samsung-news.com/articles/HLT...
October 22, 2025 at 10:55 PM
The orange mango said that prices are down. If that is so then why is he demanding cattle ranchers lower their prices??? www.samsung-news.com/articles/HLT...
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RIP John Lodge
a poster that says once upon a time in your wildest dreams on it
ALT: a poster that says once upon a time in your wildest dreams on it
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October 11, 2025 at 5:14 AM
RIP John Lodge
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🎶Thicker than
A deep dish pie
Joints are sore
Blood pressure high
Pudding, flan
And crème brûlée
None are safe
From the Green Beignets🎶
A deep dish pie
Joints are sore
Blood pressure high
Pudding, flan
And crème brûlée
None are safe
From the Green Beignets🎶
October 8, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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I just watched the latest Superman movie. I still don't get where the magachuds say he was woke?? He was just being Superman!!
a man in a blue and red superman costume
ALT: a man in a blue and red superman costume
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October 4, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I just watched the latest Superman movie. I still don't get where the magachuds say he was woke?? He was just being Superman!!
RIP Patricia Routledge.
a man in a sweater and tie is standing in a living room next to a woman in a blue robe .
ALT: a man in a sweater and tie is standing in a living room next to a woman in a blue robe .
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October 3, 2025 at 9:15 PM
RIP Patricia Routledge.
The rest of the world is laughing AT the orange mango!!!
PM of Albania having a good laugh with President of Azerbaijan and Macron about Trump repeatedly claiming that he ended the war between their two countries which were not at war with each other.
October 2, 2025 at 1:57 PM
The rest of the world is laughing AT the orange mango!!!
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Perfect!!!!
September 29, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Perfect!!!!