Sarah Hayden
@wearyourshaydes.bsky.social
WGA writer, Etsy shop haver, sensitive lover
for more of my pottery/cross stitch endeavors, I’m @homemayden.bsky.social !
homemaydenbyshayden.etsy.com to purchase any nonsense that comes up
for more of my pottery/cross stitch endeavors, I’m @homemayden.bsky.social !
homemaydenbyshayden.etsy.com to purchase any nonsense that comes up
I have suggested a Thanksgiving gender reveal to someone in the form of food coloring in the mashed potatoes and let’s just say I’m prepared to end relationships if this doesn’t happen
November 27, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I have suggested a Thanksgiving gender reveal to someone in the form of food coloring in the mashed potatoes and let’s just say I’m prepared to end relationships if this doesn’t happen
there was a nunnery (I don’t feel like looking this word up, but this can’t be right) and when I worked at the video store the nuns would come in all the time and I always felt so scandalized when they would rent R-rated movies, I was a sin accomplice to god’s closest buds
November 27, 2025 at 2:08 AM
there was a nunnery (I don’t feel like looking this word up, but this can’t be right) and when I worked at the video store the nuns would come in all the time and I always felt so scandalized when they would rent R-rated movies, I was a sin accomplice to god’s closest buds
I’m stuck in an in between where there’s proooooobably not enough time to make anything more for the craft markets I have NEXT week, but there’s also just enough time that I miiiiiight be able to get something else done so I’ll prob just procrastinate until the decision is made for me
November 26, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I’m stuck in an in between where there’s proooooobably not enough time to make anything more for the craft markets I have NEXT week, but there’s also just enough time that I miiiiiight be able to get something else done so I’ll prob just procrastinate until the decision is made for me
I made some postcards advertising paint your own pottery private events, which is just an insanely confident thing to do for an activity I have half completed once, lol
November 26, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I made some postcards advertising paint your own pottery private events, which is just an insanely confident thing to do for an activity I have half completed once, lol
sure am taking my sweet ass time for a gal on a schedule, I tell ya what
November 26, 2025 at 7:04 PM
sure am taking my sweet ass time for a gal on a schedule, I tell ya what
hello, will you be in Long Beach, CA this small business Saturday Nov 29? Would you like to paint your own pottery from 11am - 5pm AND support a small business? Then perhaps you would join me at Patchwork Show at Marine Stadium! Food! Shopping! Free activities! www.patchworkshow.com/long-beach/
November 26, 2025 at 6:22 PM
hello, will you be in Long Beach, CA this small business Saturday Nov 29? Would you like to paint your own pottery from 11am - 5pm AND support a small business? Then perhaps you would join me at Patchwork Show at Marine Stadium! Food! Shopping! Free activities! www.patchworkshow.com/long-beach/
one of my gen z cousins already said “ok boomer” to me five years ago, I can only assume I’ve aged to “ok greatest generation” this holiday season
November 26, 2025 at 4:05 AM
one of my gen z cousins already said “ok boomer” to me five years ago, I can only assume I’ve aged to “ok greatest generation” this holiday season
I’m gonna lose my “Star seller” badge on Etsy because I’ve been too busy to update my shop so it’s been on vacation and you have to make like three hundo per quarter to stay a Star seller
It’s generally meaningless but do you understand the pain for a former gifted child to LOSE a STAR
It’s generally meaningless but do you understand the pain for a former gifted child to LOSE a STAR
November 26, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I’m gonna lose my “Star seller” badge on Etsy because I’ve been too busy to update my shop so it’s been on vacation and you have to make like three hundo per quarter to stay a Star seller
It’s generally meaningless but do you understand the pain for a former gifted child to LOSE a STAR
It’s generally meaningless but do you understand the pain for a former gifted child to LOSE a STAR
got these as a great goof excuse to buy a black light but actually I will have to move if a black light reveals anything in my home beyond glow in the dark Swedish fish, so this idea might be at a standstill
November 26, 2025 at 12:19 AM
got these as a great goof excuse to buy a black light but actually I will have to move if a black light reveals anything in my home beyond glow in the dark Swedish fish, so this idea might be at a standstill
I really thought we were passed the age of door-to-door solicitors but BOY we are not, what a fucking terrible job to have
also like… “I have no identification and no business cards but let me into your home” who is this pitch working on, my man, lol
also like… “I have no identification and no business cards but let me into your home” who is this pitch working on, my man, lol
November 25, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I really thought we were passed the age of door-to-door solicitors but BOY we are not, what a fucking terrible job to have
also like… “I have no identification and no business cards but let me into your home” who is this pitch working on, my man, lol
also like… “I have no identification and no business cards but let me into your home” who is this pitch working on, my man, lol
Update: let er rip drying, sicko mode - but it seems to be working and nobody has cracked yet myself included and I am cautiously optimistic we’ll be firing tonight, babyyyyyy
November 25, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Update: let er rip drying, sicko mode - but it seems to be working and nobody has cracked yet myself included and I am cautiously optimistic we’ll be firing tonight, babyyyyyy
I’m at the “let er rip” stage of drying these espresso cups, a stage of drying ceramics one ought never get to or stay at, but baby: we got a deadline
November 25, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I’m at the “let er rip” stage of drying these espresso cups, a stage of drying ceramics one ought never get to or stay at, but baby: we got a deadline
I mostly use weed vape pens, and you’re supposed to keep the cartridges upright so they don’t clog, which I find impossible to do, so I’d like the weeble wobble team to get in the vape pen game and make some cute lil vape dudes that won’t tip over, there are potentially tens of dollars to make here
November 25, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I mostly use weed vape pens, and you’re supposed to keep the cartridges upright so they don’t clog, which I find impossible to do, so I’d like the weeble wobble team to get in the vape pen game and make some cute lil vape dudes that won’t tip over, there are potentially tens of dollars to make here
The building that my dentist’s office is in is under construction and now I know what it would look like if Jigsaw was your dentist, aesthetically
November 24, 2025 at 11:11 PM
The building that my dentist’s office is in is under construction and now I know what it would look like if Jigsaw was your dentist, aesthetically
what is the smallest societal change that could cure you - mine would be legislation requiring the hot/cold knob of your shower be calibrated to the reality of your water heater. I got about 1/2 a millimeter of maneuvering space between burning to death and freezing to death, it’s no way to live
November 24, 2025 at 9:01 PM
what is the smallest societal change that could cure you - mine would be legislation requiring the hot/cold knob of your shower be calibrated to the reality of your water heater. I got about 1/2 a millimeter of maneuvering space between burning to death and freezing to death, it’s no way to live
I actually think this is the reason I feel better having deleted Facebook and only looking at instagram a couple times a year - it’s not the AI slop itself, it’s realizing the people you respected are functionally braindead that is depressing
I've deleted most of my FB info, just kept my account alive to use site for work. So depressing watching people I friended, for whatever reason over the years, share idiotic AI slop. A big neon sign screaming "DO NOT INTERACT WITH THIS PERSON."
November 24, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I actually think this is the reason I feel better having deleted Facebook and only looking at instagram a couple times a year - it’s not the AI slop itself, it’s realizing the people you respected are functionally braindead that is depressing
Reposted by Sarah Hayden
Hey there #portfolioday!
I'm Daniel, a ceramic and digital artist with a focus on natural history, horseshoe crabs, and Pokémon.
I offer commissioned D&D maps, personalized cups and mugs, and unique batch order pottery to your specifications!
Email: [email protected]
I'm Daniel, a ceramic and digital artist with a focus on natural history, horseshoe crabs, and Pokémon.
I offer commissioned D&D maps, personalized cups and mugs, and unique batch order pottery to your specifications!
Email: [email protected]
October 14, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Hey there #portfolioday!
I'm Daniel, a ceramic and digital artist with a focus on natural history, horseshoe crabs, and Pokémon.
I offer commissioned D&D maps, personalized cups and mugs, and unique batch order pottery to your specifications!
Email: [email protected]
I'm Daniel, a ceramic and digital artist with a focus on natural history, horseshoe crabs, and Pokémon.
I offer commissioned D&D maps, personalized cups and mugs, and unique batch order pottery to your specifications!
Email: [email protected]
today I did a full Sunday: no work, only bagel-based meals, several cozy video games, wearing a t shirt from middle school, and a crisp Coca Cola with the fancy sphere ice my fridge makes for no reason but pizzazz
November 24, 2025 at 2:14 AM
today I did a full Sunday: no work, only bagel-based meals, several cozy video games, wearing a t shirt from middle school, and a crisp Coca Cola with the fancy sphere ice my fridge makes for no reason but pizzazz
this may be the Stockholm syndrome talking, but I think I love making espresso cups now?? Lookit all my lil cuties!
November 23, 2025 at 7:15 PM
this may be the Stockholm syndrome talking, but I think I love making espresso cups now?? Lookit all my lil cuties!
Reposted by Sarah Hayden
when I was like 12, we got stopped at the mall to do a market research thing and it was taste testing a pizza-stuffed pretzel, like totino’s pizza rolls but a full sized hot pretzel and god if I don’t think about that food item constantly, gave me a taste then never came to market
November 23, 2025 at 3:15 AM
when I was like 12, we got stopped at the mall to do a market research thing and it was taste testing a pizza-stuffed pretzel, like totino’s pizza rolls but a full sized hot pretzel and god if I don’t think about that food item constantly, gave me a taste then never came to market
been thinking a lot about making an urn for meoward’s ashes, but I’ve also been thinking a lot about making a lamp
and what… if I combine them into a lampurn
“cool lamp”
“thank you, my cat is inside”
and what… if I combine them into a lampurn
“cool lamp”
“thank you, my cat is inside”
November 23, 2025 at 5:55 PM
been thinking a lot about making an urn for meoward’s ashes, but I’ve also been thinking a lot about making a lamp
and what… if I combine them into a lampurn
“cool lamp”
“thank you, my cat is inside”
and what… if I combine them into a lampurn
“cool lamp”
“thank you, my cat is inside”
My only note on a note here is don’t then forget to go back and fill in the brackets - literally an insane amount of scripts have crossed my desk with shit like [a soccer game occurs] still in there, lol
November 23, 2025 at 5:03 PM
My only note on a note here is don’t then forget to go back and fill in the brackets - literally an insane amount of scripts have crossed my desk with shit like [a soccer game occurs] still in there, lol
took a nap in there by accident but it’s DONE, 60 espresso cups with handles attached who all better show me some respect and dry perfectly
November 23, 2025 at 9:55 AM
took a nap in there by accident but it’s DONE, 60 espresso cups with handles attached who all better show me some respect and dry perfectly
when I was like 12, we got stopped at the mall to do a market research thing and it was taste testing a pizza-stuffed pretzel, like totino’s pizza rolls but a full sized hot pretzel and god if I don’t think about that food item constantly, gave me a taste then never came to market
November 23, 2025 at 3:15 AM
when I was like 12, we got stopped at the mall to do a market research thing and it was taste testing a pizza-stuffed pretzel, like totino’s pizza rolls but a full sized hot pretzel and god if I don’t think about that food item constantly, gave me a taste then never came to market