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The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass Pumpkin King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 5m

Maybe not both together

The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass Pumpkin King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 5m

Sure seems like the two best things to bring to a protest, from a messaging standpoint, is an American flag and an inflatable frog costume

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The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass Pumpkin King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 1h

If there's one thing I know about Americans it's that we handle minor inconvenience with equanimity

Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 1h

“I’ve never seen anything like this before,” Matthew Wasserbach, brokerage manager of Express Customs Clearance, said of the UPS backlog. “It’s totally unprecedented.”

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UPS is 'disposing of' U.S.-bound packages over customs paperwork problems

Shifting Trump tariffs have created a nightmare for UPS, as thousands of packages from overseas pile up at its hubs while they await customs clearance.

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The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass Pumpkin King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 14h

One of my favorite b-thrillers! Mute Witness is such a great flick

The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass Pumpkin King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 14h

Joe Bob screened Mute Witness!

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The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass Pumpkin King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 14h

Three dismembered ghosts appeared to each comedian in the night

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The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass Pumpkin King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 14h

That's the take of an alien discovering this thing you earthlings call moo-sik

The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass Pumpkin King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 14h

"Is a guy who covered a Nine Inch Nails song so well that even Trent agrees the song belongs to him now cool?"

hahaha jfc

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The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass Pumpkin King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 15h

haha holy shit this is embarrassing even for you

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The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass Pumpkin King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 17h

I love the inexplicable mini-gillman like he's Kevin McCarthy's familiar or something

The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass Pumpkin King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 17h

Pleased to report @thejoedante.bsky.social 's Piranha still rips

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The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass Pumpkin King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 18h

Tell Me That Movie Was Faked and That Girl Wasn't Killed, Charlie Brown

The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass Pumpkin King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 18h

You can't make a cartoon unless Welker gets a taste

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The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass Pumpkin King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 20h

And considering some of the nicknames he gives, I'm thinking his true weakness is HR

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The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass Pumpkin King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 20h

Bird blindness is no joke, Jim

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The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass Pumpkin King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 22h

Good evening

Tread Perilously @treadperilously.bsky.social · 23h

Tread Perilously‘s tour of slashers on television continues with an episode The Alfred Hitchcock Hour called “An Unlocked Window.” Available on Apple Podcasts, Patreon, & @fanbasepress.bsky.social

Co-Hosts: @eriksamaya.bsky.social & @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social

Tread Perilously - ‘The Alfred Hitchcock Hour: An Unlocked Window' - Fanbasepress

Tread Perilously is a podcast in which hosts Erik Amaya and author Justin Robinson watch the “worst” episodes of popular TV shows, attempting to determine if

fanbasepress.com

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Tread Perilously @treadperilously.bsky.social · 23h

Tread Perilously‘s tour of slashers on television continues with an episode The Alfred Hitchcock Hour called “An Unlocked Window.” Available on Apple Podcasts, Patreon, & @fanbasepress.bsky.social

Co-Hosts: @eriksamaya.bsky.social & @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social

Tread Perilously - ‘The Alfred Hitchcock Hour: An Unlocked Window' - Fanbasepress

Tread Perilously is a podcast in which hosts Erik Amaya and author Justin Robinson watch the “worst” episodes of popular TV shows, attempting to determine if

fanbasepress.com

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The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass Pumpkin King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 1d

John Fetterman is what you get to guard your maze when you can't afford a minotaur

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The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass Pumpkin King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 1d

Oh shit what else did the convicted conman say

The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass Pumpkin King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 1d

I swear I thought that was Toby Keith

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The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass Pumpkin King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 1d

Unbelievably great double bill. whoever connected these two needs a raise

New Beverly Cinema @newbeverly.bsky.social · 1d

THEY LIVE (1988) & JOSIE AND THE PUSSYCATS (2001) screen this weekend as a 35mm double bill, Friday, Saturday & Sunday, October 10th - 12th. Tickets: buff.ly/LXCyvi5

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The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass Pumpkin King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 1d

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The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass Pumpkin King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 1d

I mean maybe

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The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass Pumpkin King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 1d

Rose Byrne is a beautiful angel who is allowed to do whatever she likes

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The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass Pumpkin King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 1d

Today's a good day to watch 9 to 5 again

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