The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass King
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If you're taking investment advice from Eric Trump on anything other than fish heads and crawlspaces that's kinda on you
February 6, 2026 at 1:18 AM
If you're taking investment advice from Eric Trump on anything other than fish heads and crawlspaces that's kinda on you
If we hand over the country to a bunch of billionaires, the country will thrive!
*everything falls apart*
Okay so the problem is we haven't given them enough yet
*everything falls apart*
Okay so the problem is we haven't given them enough yet
February 6, 2026 at 1:12 AM
If we hand over the country to a bunch of billionaires, the country will thrive!
*everything falls apart*
Okay so the problem is we haven't given them enough yet
*everything falls apart*
Okay so the problem is we haven't given them enough yet
Elites have been screeching that trans people are pedophiles for the last decade, now it's proven that it's in fact the elites... and they think we're just gonna let this shit go?
February 6, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Elites have been screeching that trans people are pedophiles for the last decade, now it's proven that it's in fact the elites... and they think we're just gonna let this shit go?
What's this 'we' stuff, fash?
raise your hand if you are not, in fact, in the Epstein files
February 6, 2026 at 12:40 AM
What's this 'we' stuff, fash?
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raise your hand if you are not, in fact, in the Epstein files
February 5, 2026 at 10:25 PM
raise your hand if you are not, in fact, in the Epstein files
BlacKkKlansman might be my favorite Spike Lee movie. Very Important Cinema that goes down like a blockbuster
February 5, 2026 at 8:48 PM
BlacKkKlansman might be my favorite Spike Lee movie. Very Important Cinema that goes down like a blockbuster
The funniest part of Kamala's 6-7 nonsense is watching Democrats frantically try to figure out a campaign where they can take zero positions
February 5, 2026 at 7:51 PM
The funniest part of Kamala's 6-7 nonsense is watching Democrats frantically try to figure out a campaign where they can take zero positions
You know that affordability thing I talked about? Yeah, gonna make that worse
President Donald Trump said during a Cabinet meeting on Thursday that he wants to "drive housing prices up."
"Existing housing, people who own their homes, we're going to keep them wealthy. We're going to keep those prices up," Trump said.
"Existing housing, people who own their homes, we're going to keep them wealthy. We're going to keep those prices up," Trump said.
February 5, 2026 at 7:13 PM
You know that affordability thing I talked about? Yeah, gonna make that worse
Fun how none of these fuckers have said a word
February 5, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Fun how none of these fuckers have said a word
What my book presupposes is what if he was
February 5, 2026 at 6:02 PM
What my book presupposes is what if he was
Finger on the pulse as always
February 5, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Finger on the pulse as always
Everyone baffled at Chuck Schumer throwing away another easy win
The Simpsons - Krusty Bets on The Generals
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February 5, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Everyone baffled at Chuck Schumer throwing away another easy win
Why does Otis never do anything about that nasty Lex Luthor?!
Trump came groveling to Schumer, skywriting that the Democrats had all the leverage. Schumer's reaction was to immediately cave, keeping the government open and DHS funded for two weeks while Trump's minions could get their ideological house back in order, on the eve of another major ICE/CBP surge.
Legit asking, what's the problem here?
February 5, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Why does Otis never do anything about that nasty Lex Luthor?!
I could be stereotyping here but I feel like a fuck ICE chant at a wrestling show is *real* bad for Trump
February 5, 2026 at 3:32 AM
I could be stereotyping here but I feel like a fuck ICE chant at a wrestling show is *real* bad for Trump
And Alexander wept, for he had gotten to the end of Steel Magnolias
February 4, 2026 at 11:04 PM
And Alexander wept, for he had gotten to the end of Steel Magnolias
Honestly, if you couldn't clock that the guys who wanted to inspect childrens' genitals on demand were pedophiles, you're an idiot
February 4, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Honestly, if you couldn't clock that the guys who wanted to inspect childrens' genitals on demand were pedophiles, you're an idiot
"What are Democrats supposed to do?"
Well for starters not this
Well for starters not this
By a vote of 58-39, the Senate confirmed the nomination of Aaron Christian Peterson to be United States District Judge for the District of Alaska. Democrat Senators voting aye: Duckworth, Durbin, Hassan, Kaine, Kelly, Shaheen, and Whitehouse. Senators not voting: Crapo, McConnell, and Murphy.
February 4, 2026 at 8:24 PM
"What are Democrats supposed to do?"
Well for starters not this
Well for starters not this
The Democrats have announced a bold plan to combat this by first pretending to be helpless and then asking me for $15
🚨BREAKING: Steve Bannon said Tuesday that the federal government is planning to send Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) officers to patrol polling stations during this year’s midterm elections. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
Steve Bannon says ICE will ‘surround the polls’ as Trump doubles down on taking over elections
Trump doubled down on his comments to nationalize voting Tuesday during an Oval Office press conference. “If you think about it, a state is an agent for the federal government in elections,” Trump sai...
www.democracydocket.com
February 4, 2026 at 7:25 PM
The Democrats have announced a bold plan to combat this by first pretending to be helpless and then asking me for $15
At this point, centrists have more than enough data to understand that moving to the right is a bad electoral tactic. That they keep doing it anyway should really give away the game
February 4, 2026 at 4:24 PM
At this point, centrists have more than enough data to understand that moving to the right is a bad electoral tactic. That they keep doing it anyway should really give away the game
People who are winning don't beg their opponents to stop
Homan: A message to those protesters: What are you doing? You really think you're gonna stopping ICE and CBP from doing their job? It's a joke. Stop. Stop.
February 4, 2026 at 3:09 PM
People who are winning don't beg their opponents to stop
This would be an entirely logical tactic from a party that wanted to win.
...who wants to tell Bill
...who wants to tell Bill
Democrats should defund and restrain ICE to the degree possible. And they should insist on this condition at least: No ICE (or Border Patrol) anywhere near the polls or early voting election locations this fall.
Steve Bannon,
"We're gonna have ICE surround the polls...We'll never again allow an election to be stolen."
"We're gonna have ICE surround the polls...We'll never again allow an election to be stolen."
February 4, 2026 at 2:56 PM
This would be an entirely logical tactic from a party that wanted to win.
...who wants to tell Bill
...who wants to tell Bill
My wife (after taking 0 days off work and in fact working late most nights): I just can't shake this cold! I don't know why!
February 4, 2026 at 3:13 AM
My wife (after taking 0 days off work and in fact working late most nights): I just can't shake this cold! I don't know why!
"6-7 is so 2025."
-- my daughter
-- my daughter
February 4, 2026 at 2:04 AM
"6-7 is so 2025."
-- my daughter
-- my daughter
The consensus is that they're Bidening Trump right?
February 4, 2026 at 1:35 AM
The consensus is that they're Bidening Trump right?
Hey @schumer.senate.gov you bootlicking slime, how the fuck do you reform this
Fucking surreal that people dressed like this and carrying assault rifles are permitted to kidnap people off our streets
February 4, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Hey @schumer.senate.gov you bootlicking slime, how the fuck do you reform this