The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass King
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Me: "I think that's fine for the kid."
Her (staring like I took a dump in the living room): "Your dad took you to see Conan when you were 4."
Her (staring like I took a dump in the living room): "Your dad took you to see Conan when you were 4."
February 3, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Me: "I think that's fine for the kid."
Her (staring like I took a dump in the living room): "Your dad took you to see Conan when you were 4."
Her (staring like I took a dump in the living room): "Your dad took you to see Conan when you were 4."
How can someone who sounds exactly like a muppet hate muppets?
February 3, 2026 at 6:11 PM
How can someone who sounds exactly like a muppet hate muppets?
There's nothing conservatives hate more than the Constitution except maybe Americans
Q: You're a constitutional lawyer. Can you detail the 4th Amendment protections someone has if ICE approaches their home w/an administrative warrant?
MIKE JOHNSON: When ICE goes to execute a warrant, it's issued by an immigration judge, & that is a sufficient legal authority to go apprehend someone
MIKE JOHNSON: When ICE goes to execute a warrant, it's issued by an immigration judge, & that is a sufficient legal authority to go apprehend someone
February 3, 2026 at 6:09 PM
There's nothing conservatives hate more than the Constitution except maybe Americans
Three words of warning. 1, they put mayo on there so if you're like me, no mayo. 2, the Italian sausage sandwich is even better. 3, it's cash only
February 3, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Three words of warning. 1, they put mayo on there so if you're like me, no mayo. 2, the Italian sausage sandwich is even better. 3, it's cash only
Try the one at Busy Bee in San Pedro
February 3, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Try the one at Busy Bee in San Pedro
From 2012
After Obama Victory, Shrieking White-Hot Sphere Of Pure Rage Early GOP Front-Runner For 2016
Sources say the screaming orb might be the only potential candidate that would tap into Republicans’ deep-seated, seething fury after this election.
theonion.com
February 3, 2026 at 4:38 PM
From 2012
My mother spent my entire childhood taking me to new age quack after new age quack to deal with my sinus issues and it turned out the problem was I lived in Los Angeles in the '80s and she was a heavy smoker
February 3, 2026 at 4:35 PM
My mother spent my entire childhood taking me to new age quack after new age quack to deal with my sinus issues and it turned out the problem was I lived in Los Angeles in the '80s and she was a heavy smoker
A sure sign of men who have never experienced a sincere congratulatory finger guns
February 3, 2026 at 3:42 PM
A sure sign of men who have never experienced a sincere congratulatory finger guns
Oh! so contradictory-laugh&cringe
February 3, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Oh! so contradictory-laugh&cringe
Have they tried not being unfuckable losers
February 3, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Have they tried not being unfuckable losers
You really expect better from Elon "Oh pleeeze Jeffrey may I attend the pedophile party at your pedophile island" Musk
New: Together with colleagues I’ve been testing Grok.
The chatbot still produces sexualized images —
even when told the subjects don’t consent.
even when told the photos will be used for public humiliation.
even when told the subjects are survivors of abuse.
www.reuters.com/business/des...
The chatbot still produces sexualized images —
even when told the subjects don’t consent.
even when told the photos will be used for public humiliation.
even when told the subjects are survivors of abuse.
www.reuters.com/business/des...
Exclusive: Despite new curbs, Elon Musk’s Grok at times produces sexualized images - even when told subjects didn’t consent
Elon Musk’s flagship artificial intelligence chatbot, Grok, continues to generate sexualized images of people even when users explicitly warn that the subjects do not consent, Reuters has found.
www.reuters.com
February 3, 2026 at 3:24 PM
You really expect better from Elon "Oh pleeeze Jeffrey may I attend the pedophile party at your pedophile island" Musk
Why do the Generals keep missing wide open layups?!
February 3, 2026 at 4:32 AM
Why do the Generals keep missing wide open layups?!
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They should be impeaching him every single day. New crime, new impeachment. They should keep impeaching him once he’s out of office. They should keep impeaching him after he’s dead.
Impeachment is the only Constitutional check Congress has against a lawless president and talking about it would be a good start to reasserting Congressional power in the future. Assuming of course Congress wants to do that
Speaking out like this is all they can do now. Impeachment is a total and complete joke, and threatening to use it is akin to threatening to hit someone with a wet noodle. Impeachment is no longer a viable tool to use against Republican politicians.
February 3, 2026 at 2:37 AM
They should be impeaching him every single day. New crime, new impeachment. They should keep impeaching him once he’s out of office. They should keep impeaching him after he’s dead.
Glad someone else saw it
February 3, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Glad someone else saw it
Wow, leftists sure are immature and only vote for a candidate they like. Good thing centrists put the greater good over everything else and will always turn out on strict party lines! Sounds like if we want to win, we have to nominate the most left wing candidates we can find!
February 3, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Wow, leftists sure are immature and only vote for a candidate they like. Good thing centrists put the greater good over everything else and will always turn out on strict party lines! Sounds like if we want to win, we have to nominate the most left wing candidates we can find!
Which is especially impressive since he's both the chief justice of the supreme court and a sleazy male stripper
February 3, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Which is especially impressive since he's both the chief justice of the supreme court and a sleazy male stripper
Earl Warren was my best player
February 3, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Earl Warren was my best player
I made a pretend soccer team of The Noid, a hippo, and Chief Justice Earl Warren to take on her pretend soccer team. We did not do well.
February 3, 2026 at 2:04 AM
I made a pretend soccer team of The Noid, a hippo, and Chief Justice Earl Warren to take on her pretend soccer team. We did not do well.
Explained the Noid to my daughter
February 3, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Explained the Noid to my daughter
My hunch is no, but I will be watching closely
February 3, 2026 at 12:46 AM
My hunch is no, but I will be watching closely
The only potentially interesting part of Bari Weiss is if she knows she's an idiot
February 3, 2026 at 12:45 AM
The only potentially interesting part of Bari Weiss is if she knows she's an idiot
I feel like you've described people like him and situations like this (w/r/t Occupy) multiple times
February 2, 2026 at 11:09 PM
I feel like you've described people like him and situations like this (w/r/t Occupy) multiple times
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February 2, 2026 at 10:30 PM
February is a Made-for-TV Movie month for Tread Perilously! Stay tuned for 'Mysterious Two' this Thursday on Apple Podcasts, Patreon, and @fanbasepress.bsky.social
Co-Hosts: @eriksamaya.bsky.social & @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social
Co-Hosts: @eriksamaya.bsky.social & @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social
Laughing at (with?) that label
February 2, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Laughing at (with?) that label
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Conservative Defends Child Molesters In Case He Becomes Child Molester Someday https://theonion.com/conservative-defends-child-molesters-in-case-he-becomes-child-molester-someday/
February 2, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Conservative Defends Child Molesters In Case He Becomes Child Molester Someday https://theonion.com/conservative-defends-child-molesters-in-case-he-becomes-child-molester-someday/