The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass King
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As a father, I am staunchly pro-Elmo. I'm pro-anything that gets kids to shit in the toilet
February 4, 2026 at 12:08 AM
As a father, I am staunchly pro-Elmo. I'm pro-anything that gets kids to shit in the toilet
Chuck Schumer won't turn over a new leaf in the same way the Joker won't and for the same fucking reasons
February 4, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Chuck Schumer won't turn over a new leaf in the same way the Joker won't and for the same fucking reasons
Begging people to understand that Chuck Schumer is not going to "wake up" he's not going to "grow a spine" and he's not going to "read the room" because HE IS WORKING FOR THE BAD GUYS
February 4, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Begging people to understand that Chuck Schumer is not going to "wake up" he's not going to "grow a spine" and he's not going to "read the room" because HE IS WORKING FOR THE BAD GUYS
Jordan Peterson is very much a dumb person's idea of a smart person
February 3, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Jordan Peterson is very much a dumb person's idea of a smart person
Schumer's stopped pretending he's trying to serve the will of Democratic voters. Oh, he'll lie and say we want to reform ICE, something disproven in every poll, but he has to know we don't believe him. He's just doing his best to hurt the party at this point
Democrats want commonsense reform for ICE:
End the roving patrols and racial profiling.
Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.
Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
End the roving patrols and racial profiling.
Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.
Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
February 3, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Schumer's stopped pretending he's trying to serve the will of Democratic voters. Oh, he'll lie and say we want to reform ICE, something disproven in every poll, but he has to know we don't believe him. He's just doing his best to hurt the party at this point
It's a little funny that Chris Nolan wanted a gritty and grounded Batman but was too sexist to think that a cat burglar might want to tie up her long hair or wear flats
February 3, 2026 at 9:10 PM
It's a little funny that Chris Nolan wanted a gritty and grounded Batman but was too sexist to think that a cat burglar might want to tie up her long hair or wear flats
I want to be the thing that monsters are afraid of
An interesting experiment you can try is to ask mark cuban if he would rather do away with communists or billionaire pedophiles
February 3, 2026 at 9:08 PM
I want to be the thing that monsters are afraid of
There's nothing conservatives hate more than the Constitution except maybe Americans
Q: You're a constitutional lawyer. Can you detail the 4th Amendment protections someone has if ICE approaches their home w/an administrative warrant?
MIKE JOHNSON: When ICE goes to execute a warrant, it's issued by an immigration judge, & that is a sufficient legal authority to go apprehend someone
MIKE JOHNSON: When ICE goes to execute a warrant, it's issued by an immigration judge, & that is a sufficient legal authority to go apprehend someone
February 3, 2026 at 6:09 PM
There's nothing conservatives hate more than the Constitution except maybe Americans
From 2012
After Obama Victory, Shrieking White-Hot Sphere Of Pure Rage Early GOP Front-Runner For 2016
Sources say the screaming orb might be the only potential candidate that would tap into Republicans’ deep-seated, seething fury after this election.
theonion.com
February 3, 2026 at 4:38 PM
From 2012
My mother spent my entire childhood taking me to new age quack after new age quack to deal with my sinus issues and it turned out the problem was I lived in Los Angeles in the '80s and she was a heavy smoker
February 3, 2026 at 4:35 PM
My mother spent my entire childhood taking me to new age quack after new age quack to deal with my sinus issues and it turned out the problem was I lived in Los Angeles in the '80s and she was a heavy smoker
You really expect better from Elon "Oh pleeeze Jeffrey may I attend the pedophile party at your pedophile island" Musk
New: Together with colleagues I’ve been testing Grok.
The chatbot still produces sexualized images —
even when told the subjects don’t consent.
even when told the photos will be used for public humiliation.
even when told the subjects are survivors of abuse.
www.reuters.com/business/des...
The chatbot still produces sexualized images —
even when told the subjects don’t consent.
even when told the photos will be used for public humiliation.
even when told the subjects are survivors of abuse.
www.reuters.com/business/des...
Exclusive: Despite new curbs, Elon Musk’s Grok at times produces sexualized images - even when told subjects didn’t consent
Elon Musk’s flagship artificial intelligence chatbot, Grok, continues to generate sexualized images of people even when users explicitly warn that the subjects do not consent, Reuters has found.
www.reuters.com
February 3, 2026 at 3:24 PM
You really expect better from Elon "Oh pleeeze Jeffrey may I attend the pedophile party at your pedophile island" Musk
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They should be impeaching him every single day. New crime, new impeachment. They should keep impeaching him once he’s out of office. They should keep impeaching him after he’s dead.
Impeachment is the only Constitutional check Congress has against a lawless president and talking about it would be a good start to reasserting Congressional power in the future. Assuming of course Congress wants to do that
Speaking out like this is all they can do now. Impeachment is a total and complete joke, and threatening to use it is akin to threatening to hit someone with a wet noodle. Impeachment is no longer a viable tool to use against Republican politicians.
February 3, 2026 at 2:37 AM
They should be impeaching him every single day. New crime, new impeachment. They should keep impeaching him once he’s out of office. They should keep impeaching him after he’s dead.
Wow, leftists sure are immature and only vote for a candidate they like. Good thing centrists put the greater good over everything else and will always turn out on strict party lines! Sounds like if we want to win, we have to nominate the most left wing candidates we can find!
February 3, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Wow, leftists sure are immature and only vote for a candidate they like. Good thing centrists put the greater good over everything else and will always turn out on strict party lines! Sounds like if we want to win, we have to nominate the most left wing candidates we can find!
I made a pretend soccer team of The Noid, a hippo, and Chief Justice Earl Warren to take on her pretend soccer team. We did not do well.
February 3, 2026 at 2:04 AM
I made a pretend soccer team of The Noid, a hippo, and Chief Justice Earl Warren to take on her pretend soccer team. We did not do well.
Explained the Noid to my daughter
February 3, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Explained the Noid to my daughter
The only potentially interesting part of Bari Weiss is if she knows she's an idiot
February 3, 2026 at 12:45 AM
The only potentially interesting part of Bari Weiss is if she knows she's an idiot
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February 2, 2026 at 10:30 PM
February is a Made-for-TV Movie month for Tread Perilously! Stay tuned for 'Mysterious Two' this Thursday on Apple Podcasts, Patreon, and @fanbasepress.bsky.social
Co-Hosts: @eriksamaya.bsky.social & @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social
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Conservative Defends Child Molesters In Case He Becomes Child Molester Someday https://theonion.com/conservative-defends-child-molesters-in-case-he-becomes-child-molester-someday/
February 2, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Conservative Defends Child Molesters In Case He Becomes Child Molester Someday https://theonion.com/conservative-defends-child-molesters-in-case-he-becomes-child-molester-someday/
Democrats only chase polls to the right
Pew has Trump's approval at 37%. And:
"Only about a quarter of Americans today (27%) say they support all or most of Trump’s policies and plans, down from 35% when he returned to office last year. That change has come entirely among Republicans."
www.pewresearch.org/politics/202...
"Only about a quarter of Americans today (27%) say they support all or most of Trump’s policies and plans, down from 35% when he returned to office last year. That change has come entirely among Republicans."
www.pewresearch.org/politics/202...
Confidence in Trump Dips, and Fewer Now Say They Support His Policies and Plans
Only 27% of Americans say they support all or most of Trump's policies – down since last year, with the change coming entirely among Republicans.
www.pewresearch.org
February 2, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Democrats only chase polls to the right
Sorry, centrists. After what y'all tried to do with Mamdani "blue no matter who" isn't a thing
February 2, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Sorry, centrists. After what y'all tried to do with Mamdani "blue no matter who" isn't a thing
The only difference between Republicans and the Klan is Republicans feel safe showing their faces
Rep. Tim Burchett: "When you pay your taxes this year, remember the $14 billion that illegal Somalis stole from you"
February 2, 2026 at 9:33 PM
The only difference between Republicans and the Klan is Republicans feel safe showing their faces
The leading cause of death among Roman Emperors was the Praetorian Guard
ICE Employees Vent on Reddit, Saying They're Not Getting Paid and Still No Insurance Despite Promises
Staff claim promised bonuses and insurance have failed to materialise, with some reporting they cannot afford medical care for sick children
www.ibtimes.co.uk/ice-employee...
Staff claim promised bonuses and insurance have failed to materialise, with some reporting they cannot afford medical care for sick children
www.ibtimes.co.uk/ice-employee...
ICE employees on Reddit complain about late salaries and missing insurance, despite promises made upon hiring
ICE employees have reported delayed pay and missing health insurance on Reddit, while critics question how staff tolerate dangerous duties for little or no compensation.
www.ibtimes.co.uk
February 2, 2026 at 9:19 PM
The leading cause of death among Roman Emperors was the Praetorian Guard
There were more people in ancient Greece that looked like Lupita Nyong'o than looked like Matt Damon
February 2, 2026 at 8:39 PM
There were more people in ancient Greece that looked like Lupita Nyong'o than looked like Matt Damon
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don't mind me, just finding lots of bread crumbs showing Epstein and the League of Pederasts were a driving force in pushing transphobic hate.
This email was sent in October 2014, at the start of the current anti trans political campaign and astroturphing.
This email was sent in October 2014, at the start of the current anti trans political campaign and astroturphing.
February 1, 2026 at 6:30 PM
don't mind me, just finding lots of bread crumbs showing Epstein and the League of Pederasts were a driving force in pushing transphobic hate.
This email was sent in October 2014, at the start of the current anti trans political campaign and astroturphing.
This email was sent in October 2014, at the start of the current anti trans political campaign and astroturphing.
Weird I'm constantly told how Democratic electeds have no power to do anything
Incredible contrast between this and Keir Starmer running a delivery driver over
Mamdani Forces Delivery Apps to Pay Back $4.6 Million Cheated From Drivers
New York City's new mayor, Zohran Mamdani, has already scored a major win for deliveristas working for three delivery giants.
futurism.com
February 2, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Weird I'm constantly told how Democratic electeds have no power to do anything