The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass King
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At this point, centrists have more than enough data to understand that moving to the right is a bad electoral tactic. That they keep doing it anyway should really give away the game
February 4, 2026 at 4:24 PM
At this point, centrists have more than enough data to understand that moving to the right is a bad electoral tactic. That they keep doing it anyway should really give away the game
People who are winning don't beg their opponents to stop
Homan: A message to those protesters: What are you doing? You really think you're gonna stopping ICE and CBP from doing their job? It's a joke. Stop. Stop.
February 4, 2026 at 3:09 PM
People who are winning don't beg their opponents to stop
This would be an entirely logical tactic from a party that wanted to win.
...who wants to tell Bill
...who wants to tell Bill
Democrats should defund and restrain ICE to the degree possible. And they should insist on this condition at least: No ICE (or Border Patrol) anywhere near the polls or early voting election locations this fall.
Steve Bannon,
"We're gonna have ICE surround the polls...We'll never again allow an election to be stolen."
"We're gonna have ICE surround the polls...We'll never again allow an election to be stolen."
February 4, 2026 at 2:56 PM
This would be an entirely logical tactic from a party that wanted to win.
...who wants to tell Bill
...who wants to tell Bill
My wife (after taking 0 days off work and in fact working late most nights): I just can't shake this cold! I don't know why!
February 4, 2026 at 3:13 AM
My wife (after taking 0 days off work and in fact working late most nights): I just can't shake this cold! I don't know why!
"6-7 is so 2025."
-- my daughter
-- my daughter
February 4, 2026 at 2:04 AM
"6-7 is so 2025."
-- my daughter
-- my daughter
The consensus is that they're Bidening Trump right?
February 4, 2026 at 1:35 AM
The consensus is that they're Bidening Trump right?
Hey @schumer.senate.gov you bootlicking slime, how the fuck do you reform this
Fucking surreal that people dressed like this and carrying assault rifles are permitted to kidnap people off our streets
February 4, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Hey @schumer.senate.gov you bootlicking slime, how the fuck do you reform this
As a father, I am staunchly pro-Elmo. I'm pro-anything that gets kids to shit in the toilet
February 4, 2026 at 12:08 AM
As a father, I am staunchly pro-Elmo. I'm pro-anything that gets kids to shit in the toilet
Chuck Schumer won't turn over a new leaf in the same way the Joker won't and for the same fucking reasons
February 4, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Chuck Schumer won't turn over a new leaf in the same way the Joker won't and for the same fucking reasons
Begging people to understand that Chuck Schumer is not going to "wake up" he's not going to "grow a spine" and he's not going to "read the room" because HE IS WORKING FOR THE BAD GUYS
February 4, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Begging people to understand that Chuck Schumer is not going to "wake up" he's not going to "grow a spine" and he's not going to "read the room" because HE IS WORKING FOR THE BAD GUYS
Jordan Peterson is very much a dumb person's idea of a smart person
February 3, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Jordan Peterson is very much a dumb person's idea of a smart person
Schumer's stopped pretending he's trying to serve the will of Democratic voters. Oh, he'll lie and say we want to reform ICE, something disproven in every poll, but he has to know we don't believe him. He's just doing his best to hurt the party at this point
Democrats want commonsense reform for ICE:
End the roving patrols and racial profiling.
Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.
Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
End the roving patrols and racial profiling.
Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.
Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
February 3, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Schumer's stopped pretending he's trying to serve the will of Democratic voters. Oh, he'll lie and say we want to reform ICE, something disproven in every poll, but he has to know we don't believe him. He's just doing his best to hurt the party at this point
It's a little funny that Chris Nolan wanted a gritty and grounded Batman but was too sexist to think that a cat burglar might want to tie up her long hair or wear flats
February 3, 2026 at 9:10 PM
It's a little funny that Chris Nolan wanted a gritty and grounded Batman but was too sexist to think that a cat burglar might want to tie up her long hair or wear flats
I want to be the thing that monsters are afraid of
An interesting experiment you can try is to ask mark cuban if he would rather do away with communists or billionaire pedophiles
February 3, 2026 at 9:08 PM
I want to be the thing that monsters are afraid of
There's nothing conservatives hate more than the Constitution except maybe Americans
Q: You're a constitutional lawyer. Can you detail the 4th Amendment protections someone has if ICE approaches their home w/an administrative warrant?
MIKE JOHNSON: When ICE goes to execute a warrant, it's issued by an immigration judge, & that is a sufficient legal authority to go apprehend someone
MIKE JOHNSON: When ICE goes to execute a warrant, it's issued by an immigration judge, & that is a sufficient legal authority to go apprehend someone
February 3, 2026 at 6:09 PM
There's nothing conservatives hate more than the Constitution except maybe Americans
From 2012
After Obama Victory, Shrieking White-Hot Sphere Of Pure Rage Early GOP Front-Runner For 2016
Sources say the screaming orb might be the only potential candidate that would tap into Republicans’ deep-seated, seething fury after this election.
theonion.com
February 3, 2026 at 4:38 PM
From 2012
My mother spent my entire childhood taking me to new age quack after new age quack to deal with my sinus issues and it turned out the problem was I lived in Los Angeles in the '80s and she was a heavy smoker
February 3, 2026 at 4:35 PM
My mother spent my entire childhood taking me to new age quack after new age quack to deal with my sinus issues and it turned out the problem was I lived in Los Angeles in the '80s and she was a heavy smoker
You really expect better from Elon "Oh pleeeze Jeffrey may I attend the pedophile party at your pedophile island" Musk
New: Together with colleagues I’ve been testing Grok.
The chatbot still produces sexualized images —
even when told the subjects don’t consent.
even when told the photos will be used for public humiliation.
even when told the subjects are survivors of abuse.
www.reuters.com/business/des...
The chatbot still produces sexualized images —
even when told the subjects don’t consent.
even when told the photos will be used for public humiliation.
even when told the subjects are survivors of abuse.
www.reuters.com/business/des...
Exclusive: Despite new curbs, Elon Musk’s Grok at times produces sexualized images - even when told subjects didn’t consent
Elon Musk’s flagship artificial intelligence chatbot, Grok, continues to generate sexualized images of people even when users explicitly warn that the subjects do not consent, Reuters has found.
www.reuters.com
February 3, 2026 at 3:24 PM
You really expect better from Elon "Oh pleeeze Jeffrey may I attend the pedophile party at your pedophile island" Musk
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They should be impeaching him every single day. New crime, new impeachment. They should keep impeaching him once he’s out of office. They should keep impeaching him after he’s dead.
Impeachment is the only Constitutional check Congress has against a lawless president and talking about it would be a good start to reasserting Congressional power in the future. Assuming of course Congress wants to do that
Speaking out like this is all they can do now. Impeachment is a total and complete joke, and threatening to use it is akin to threatening to hit someone with a wet noodle. Impeachment is no longer a viable tool to use against Republican politicians.
February 3, 2026 at 2:37 AM
They should be impeaching him every single day. New crime, new impeachment. They should keep impeaching him once he’s out of office. They should keep impeaching him after he’s dead.
Wow, leftists sure are immature and only vote for a candidate they like. Good thing centrists put the greater good over everything else and will always turn out on strict party lines! Sounds like if we want to win, we have to nominate the most left wing candidates we can find!
February 3, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Wow, leftists sure are immature and only vote for a candidate they like. Good thing centrists put the greater good over everything else and will always turn out on strict party lines! Sounds like if we want to win, we have to nominate the most left wing candidates we can find!
I made a pretend soccer team of The Noid, a hippo, and Chief Justice Earl Warren to take on her pretend soccer team. We did not do well.
February 3, 2026 at 2:04 AM
I made a pretend soccer team of The Noid, a hippo, and Chief Justice Earl Warren to take on her pretend soccer team. We did not do well.
Explained the Noid to my daughter
February 3, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Explained the Noid to my daughter
The only potentially interesting part of Bari Weiss is if she knows she's an idiot
February 3, 2026 at 12:45 AM
The only potentially interesting part of Bari Weiss is if she knows she's an idiot
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