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The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass King
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Marge Simpson staring at a jar of oregano saying "'Oregano'? What the hell?"
February 6, 2026 at 11:59 PM
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Jim Halpert as Goldenface on The Office Trump his makeup worse than usual That sounded like some Darmok shit right there
February 6, 2026 at 3:56 PM
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Still from Grizzly Man, Werner Herzog listening to Timothy Treadwell being eaten by a bear while Treadwell's friend Jewel looks on
February 6, 2026 at 2:34 PM
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Fun how none of these fuckers have said a word
Those conservative shit spewers holding the bullshit Epstein binders a year ago
February 5, 2026 at 6:09 PM
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skeet by yours truly, posted 2 days ago Text: "6-7 is so 2025." -- my daughter
February 5, 2026 at 4:42 PM
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Finger on the pulse as always
Screenshot of a skeet by yours truly posted 2 days ago. Text: "6-7 is so 2025." -- my daughter
February 5, 2026 at 4:41 PM
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hear me out
the great Vincent d'Onofrio as Edgarsuit in Men in Black
February 4, 2026 at 9:46 PM
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How I'm picturing his present situation
It's a still from Rob Reiner's underrated adaptation of Stephen King's Misery! You got Kathy Bates in her Oscar-winning performance as Annie Wilkes hunched over by the side of the bed and Jimmy Caan (as author Paul Sheldon) himself strapped down to the bed looking at Bates knowing shit's about to get Real Bad(tm)
February 4, 2026 at 7:33 PM
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It's the Spider-Man pointing meme
January 27, 2026 at 10:27 PM
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Ted Danson and D'arcy Carden in The Good Place. It's the scene where Michael (that's Ted) realizes that this time fucking JASON figured it out
January 26, 2026 at 10:42 PM
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Don't scare me like that
A screenshot of the Trending bar. 1. is the great Delroy Lindo
January 22, 2026 at 1:48 PM
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Two frames from Andor. It's Mon Mothma talking to the senator from Ghorman. She's saying "they don't even bother to lie badly anymore. I suppose that's the final humiliation." She looks super bummed out and lady, I know the feeling
January 21, 2026 at 7:06 PM
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I wish
Poster for A Nightmare on Elm Street 2 Freddy's Revenge
January 16, 2026 at 5:11 PM
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I hope this is genuine but it's giving me
Samantha Bee during her absolutely embarrassing attempt to rehabilitate Glenn Beck. Beck's smirking because he understands what a fucking rube she is
January 14, 2026 at 4:20 PM
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The Bicycle Man will return in AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY
Gordon Jump and Gary Colman in a still from the Diff'rent Strokes 2 part very special episode "The Bicycle Man"
January 7, 2026 at 3:26 AM
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This is a job for Aquaman
Aquaman talking to the hero of the sea, the orca
December 31, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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Since you can't put images in chat, this snack that was just going to @jameshaus.bsky.social is being distributed far and wide
Wes Chatham (Amos Burton from The Expanse) with a mustache not seen outside of motorcycle cops and gay porn and an Expanse Christmas sweater
December 25, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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Biblically accurate beauty queen
a Miss Universe contestant apparently dressed like a flock of exploding birds
December 16, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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Nicolas Cage, thinkin about drinkin that sweet sweet Santa bone juice
December 8, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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Still from Andor. Nemik talks about retro tech to Cassian
December 7, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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Hard to explain to modern people that the delorean minivan in The Last Starfighter was the height of cool
A futuristic minivan. Well, futuristic by the standards of 1984
December 6, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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Anyway
Cover of the UNDEAD WORLDS anthology. A hand holding Earth
December 5, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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War criminal, coup beneficiary, and shitty painter George W. Bush shooting a thumbs up in front of the famous Mission Accomplished banner
November 21, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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A fan made this based on something I might or might not have said on the podcast
An image of Gavin Newsom with "DON'T JUST LOOK AT IT, EAT IT" in impact font
November 13, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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Excerpt from BlankAnon, which I wrote in 2021
I laughed. “Seriously? Who’s their savior? A guy who bragged in an interview about barging into a dressing room to ogle naked teenagers. A guy who hung out with one of the most famous pedophiles ever.” “Teenagers…that’s ephebophilia, not pedophilia.” “How the fuck do you know that and not know who Kronos is? Anyway, not the point. The point is that if they’re so mad about sex trafficking, they sure did pick someone who should have ‘Most Likely to Sex Traffic’ under his high school senior picture.” “Your country rewards that? I grew up hearing about the decadent west, but this—”
November 13, 2025 at 4:18 PM