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it's actually describing a rose @wetnthorny.bsky.social · Apr 12

#fatfuckastolfo setup

it's actually describing a rose @wetnthorny.bsky.social · Apr 11

there's a lot one could do with 3 command seals a day... if you think about it, the average Master gets by with 1-2 seals for an entire week's worth of combat in a regular War
of course, with 7 Servants deployed including the backup, the need for them increases accordingly

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it's actually describing a rose @wetnthorny.bsky.social · 43m

While using Mach Rush, Gauss can be heard "breathing" heavily. If Redline is active at the same time, his breaths become quicker and louder.

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it's actually describing a rose @wetnthorny.bsky.social · 4d

draw your oc in this

it's actually describing a rose @wetnthorny.bsky.social · 4d

twinks so soft and jiggly they're scooped up with a bucket

two pass loader bucket that holds somewhere from 7.25 cubic yards to 10 cubic yards of heaped material

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it's actually describing a rose @wetnthorny.bsky.social · 19d

is it even possible for a slime to have a calorie deficit... they don't even have organs or muscles or anything...

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it's actually describing a rose @wetnthorny.bsky.social · 18d

hallway-straining... by the time they get everything Rimuru-sized the building is already creaking and groaning from trying to accommodate his new size...

it's actually describing a rose @wetnthorny.bsky.social · 18d

what are the ramifications of Rimuru Tempest's hallway-straining ass on Tempest Federation's economic and diplomatic relations

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it's actually describing a rose @wetnthorny.bsky.social · 22h

look, I know the maid is barely mobile and keeps splashing all over the place and moaning, but we're providing enrichment to their closure and snacks for each floor they get through-
yes, I know it's inefficient and counterproductive to have a maid that dirties the place

it's actually describing a rose @wetnthorny.bsky.social · 23h

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it's actually describing a rose @wetnthorny.bsky.social · 1d

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it's actually describing a rose @wetnthorny.bsky.social · 2d

it's all "haha cowprint moo I'm a cow" with twinks until their tits start leaking then suddenly it's dead silence

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cookin🔞 @cooooookin.bsky.social · 13h

the fattest, widest moobs

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it's actually describing a rose @wetnthorny.bsky.social · 21h

me realising the word is enclosure not closure

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it's actually describing a rose @wetnthorny.bsky.social · 2d

they found oomf

'Fatberg' weighing 100 tonnes removed from London sewer
BBC, 1 day ago

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it's actually describing a rose @wetnthorny.bsky.social · 22h

it's actually describing a rose @wetnthorny.bsky.social · 23h

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it's actually describing a rose @wetnthorny.bsky.social · 23h

pressing a little too hard against something and having to clean up their puddles

it's actually describing a rose @wetnthorny.bsky.social · 23h

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it's actually describing a rose @wetnthorny.bsky.social · 1d

the weed that makes you play Paranoid by Black Sabbath

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it's actually describing a rose @wetnthorny.bsky.social · 1d

just saying but if I got the fat cow disease I'd let oomfs suckle on em

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it's actually describing a rose @wetnthorny.bsky.social · 1d

just saying but if I got the fat cow disease I'd let oomfs suckle on em

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it's actually describing a rose @wetnthorny.bsky.social · 1d

sure thing boss

it's actually describing a rose @wetnthorny.bsky.social · 1d

hits your twink with the fat cow disease beam

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it's actually describing a rose @wetnthorny.bsky.social · 1d

gut is woke? yeah, it hungers

it's actually describing a rose @wetnthorny.bsky.social · 1d

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it's actually describing a rose @wetnthorny.bsky.social · 2d

it's all "haha cowprint moo I'm a cow" with twinks until their tits start leaking then suddenly it's dead silence

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it's actually describing a rose @wetnthorny.bsky.social · 2d

"hoho, apologies for the disturbance my good sir, would you mind drawing Astolfo wider than they are tall, possibly with succulent leaky tits if it isn't too much trouble at this time"

it's actually describing a rose @wetnthorny.bsky.social · 2d

can't say "if you don't mind" anymore, always gotta be shit like "if you feel so inclined my good fellow"

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it's actually describing a rose @wetnthorny.bsky.social · 2d

if you feel inclined to indulge my proclivities(♂️) of course

it's actually describing a rose @wetnthorny.bsky.social · 2d

(slimes don't burn calories (source: me))

it's actually describing a rose @wetnthorny.bsky.social · 2d

Rimuru Tempest pampered to immobility by his subordinates as he deserves

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cookin🔞 @cooooookin.bsky.social · 2d

"the problem with cute fat boys is that you have to get really handsy to figure out what's fatter between their moobs and back rolls" somebody help him!!!!!!!!!!! #bhm

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