it's actually describing a rose
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send me beeg and round Astolfos PLEASE
send me beeg and round Astolfos PLEASE
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there's a lot one could do with 3 command seals a day... if you think about it, the average Master gets by with 1-2 seals for an entire week's worth of combat in a regular War
of course, with 7 Servants deployed including the backup, the need for them increases accordingly
of course, with 7 Servants deployed including the backup, the need for them increases accordingly
#fatfuckastolfo setup
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who up giving britain's strictest head
September 15, 2025 at 6:06 PM
who up giving britain's strictest head
World Boylard Association
November 26, 2025 at 11:57 PM
World Boylard Association
doing Rimround with only the most essential mods like femboys and universal pregnancy :3
November 26, 2025 at 10:19 PM
doing Rimround with only the most essential mods like femboys and universal pregnancy :3
bbw maidboyhole
November 26, 2025 at 4:58 PM
bbw maidboyhole
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I know this is like biblical levels of greed but Astolfo has more than just "armour", "Trifas" and "sailor" outfits, a lot of them drawn by the same person who designed those outfits in the first place 💗
November 25, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I know this is like biblical levels of greed but Astolfo has more than just "armour", "Trifas" and "sailor" outfits, a lot of them drawn by the same person who designed those outfits in the first place 💗
the only tier list that matters
November 25, 2025 at 4:03 AM
the only tier list that matters
Sloshtolfo's sloshtolfos
Sloshtolfo
November 24, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Sloshtolfo's sloshtolfos
Sloshtolfo
November 24, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Sloshtolfo
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oh so when you're at sea and your "mates" need cheering up it's fine, but when my now-300 kg Astolfo cosplayer homie-
June 7, 2025 at 12:24 PM
oh so when you're at sea and your "mates" need cheering up it's fine, but when my now-300 kg Astolfo cosplayer homie-
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Astolfo big naturals
September 15, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Astolfo big naturals
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astolfo q cups huge puffy inverted nipple sloshing with every heavy wobble
November 24, 2025 at 7:13 AM
astolfo q cups huge puffy inverted nipple sloshing with every heavy wobble
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fucked up summoning leading to Astolfo being summoned otherwise normal but with a body from a timeline where they become a lardass, the Grail pulling from their "peak"
June 8, 2025 at 8:01 PM
fucked up summoning leading to Astolfo being summoned otherwise normal but with a body from a timeline where they become a lardass, the Grail pulling from their "peak"
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I didn't like how this FATASStolfo doodle was coming out so I'm not going to bother to finish doing the sketchy lining. Still going to upload it though, hold over until I do him more justice. Whenever that happens.
The rider needs a wider summoning circle...
The rider needs a wider summoning circle...
November 24, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I didn't like how this FATASStolfo doodle was coming out so I'm not going to bother to finish doing the sketchy lining. Still going to upload it though, hold over until I do him more justice. Whenever that happens.
The rider needs a wider summoning circle...
The rider needs a wider summoning circle...
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just saying but if my useless Gamer class Servant Astolfo was about to sit and miss their gaming chair I would Mr President dive and get smothered in my attempt to save their jiggly pudding ass from touching the ground
November 22, 2025 at 4:19 AM
just saying but if my useless Gamer class Servant Astolfo was about to sit and miss their gaming chair I would Mr President dive and get smothered in my attempt to save their jiggly pudding ass from touching the ground
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Burstolfo
October 22, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Burstolfo
*to the tune of Comfortably Numb* I have become
Cant't Stand Up-chan
Cant't Stand Up-chan
November 23, 2025 at 11:41 AM
*to the tune of Comfortably Numb* I have become
Cant't Stand Up-chan
Cant't Stand Up-chan
just saying but if my useless Gamer class Servant Astolfo was about to sit and miss their gaming chair I would Mr President dive and get smothered in my attempt to save their jiggly pudding ass from touching the ground
November 22, 2025 at 4:19 AM
just saying but if my useless Gamer class Servant Astolfo was about to sit and miss their gaming chair I would Mr President dive and get smothered in my attempt to save their jiggly pudding ass from touching the ground
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Saber: (the exact same hallway, now visibly more humid)(the camera turns tow-
(TTS voice) What your Servant Class says about you
Rider: (the camera turns towards a room with steam visible at the bottom of the door, the door is opened and reveals a mass of flesh. The camera is unmoving for several seconds, footage cuts off at the sound of a buildup to a deafening burp)
Rider: (the camera turns towards a room with steam visible at the bottom of the door, the door is opened and reveals a mass of flesh. The camera is unmoving for several seconds, footage cuts off at the sound of a buildup to a deafening burp)
October 22, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Saber: (the exact same hallway, now visibly more humid)(the camera turns tow-
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Rider of Mobility Scooter
October 22, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Rider of Mobility Scooter
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#fatspeakfriday
"Hehy, mashhtuur, mahshhtuuurrRRRRPP!!~ I ehmphhtied out'sh t-that'sh pahntry likeh... haaah... li-lihkeh youh ahsked meh t-tooh dew. I- ... I'h f-fouhnd nothin' dere thouuhgh... Yeht'sh it'sh doeshh.. CHOMP!!! mahkeh m-me poshitively cuhtehr~" - Astolfо, rider of mobility scooters.
"Hehy, mashhtuur, mahshhtuuurrRRRRPP!!~ I ehmphhtied out'sh t-that'sh pahntry likeh... haaah... li-lihkeh youh ahsked meh t-tooh dew. I- ... I'h f-fouhnd nothin' dere thouuhgh... Yeht'sh it'sh doeshh.. CHOMP!!! mahkeh m-me poshitively cuhtehr~" - Astolfо, rider of mobility scooters.
a cartoon character with pink hair and purple eyes looks surprised
ALT: a cartoon character with pink hair and purple eyes looks surprised
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 11:55 PM
#fatspeakfriday
"Hehy, mashhtuur, mahshhtuuurrRRRRPP!!~ I ehmphhtied out'sh t-that'sh pahntry likeh... haaah... li-lihkeh youh ahsked meh t-tooh dew. I- ... I'h f-fouhnd nothin' dere thouuhgh... Yeht'sh it'sh doeshh.. CHOMP!!! mahkeh m-me poshitively cuhtehr~" - Astolfо, rider of mobility scooters.
"Hehy, mashhtuur, mahshhtuuurrRRRRPP!!~ I ehmphhtied out'sh t-that'sh pahntry likeh... haaah... li-lihkeh youh ahsked meh t-tooh dew. I- ... I'h f-fouhnd nothin' dere thouuhgh... Yeht'sh it'sh doeshh.. CHOMP!!! mahkeh m-me poshitively cuhtehr~" - Astolfо, rider of mobility scooters.
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moeblob boypile
moeblob(literal)
November 19, 2025 at 3:59 AM
moeblob boypile
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It all has to go somewhere
November 19, 2025 at 5:01 PM
It all has to go somewhere