Perry
@wheelmaker.bsky.social
Esquire. Masters in Theological Studies
It's more insidious than that: even if you aren't winning, if you make too many smart bets, regardless of the results, they'll kick you off.
All these Draft Kings and Fan Duel ads should be required to disclose that if you consistently win your bets you’ll get kicked off their platforms.
January 14, 2026 at 4:29 AM
It's more insidious than that: even if you aren't winning, if you make too many smart bets, regardless of the results, they'll kick you off.
Makes sense, given the war with the Men of Iron during the Dark Age of Technology. 🤓
'Warhammer' maker Games Workshop has banned the use of AI in its content production and its design process
• A small number of senior managers have experimented with GenAI tools — none are that excited about the technology
• The company plans to hire more human creatives
• A small number of senior managers have experimented with GenAI tools — none are that excited about the technology
• The company plans to hire more human creatives
January 14, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Makes sense, given the war with the Men of Iron during the Dark Age of Technology. 🤓
I know we're all tired of this but, seriously, what if Obama did this?
WATCH: Trump shows his middle finger and appears to say "fuck you" after Ford worker yells "pedophile protector" - TMZ
January 13, 2026 at 9:55 PM
I know we're all tired of this but, seriously, what if Obama did this?
My hometown river is the mighty DuPage. Running through the heart of Chicago's western suburbs, I'd say its biggest claim to fame is that in the 70's it was lined with hippies, and according to Bob Odenkirk, it was the inspiration for the "living in a van down by the river" line.
January 13, 2026 at 12:02 AM
My hometown river is the mighty DuPage. Running through the heart of Chicago's western suburbs, I'd say its biggest claim to fame is that in the 70's it was lined with hippies, and according to Bob Odenkirk, it was the inspiration for the "living in a van down by the river" line.
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“probabilities on polymarket”
polymarket and online gamblification of every aspect of our lives is the worst new development of the world in 2025
polymarket and online gamblification of every aspect of our lives is the worst new development of the world in 2025
January 12, 2026 at 3:23 AM
“probabilities on polymarket”
polymarket and online gamblification of every aspect of our lives is the worst new development of the world in 2025
polymarket and online gamblification of every aspect of our lives is the worst new development of the world in 2025
There is so much out there I just need to grasp it.
January 11, 2026 at 8:16 AM
There is so much out there I just need to grasp it.
Elijah Wood's fingernails are so bad throughout the LOTR series. He definitely chews them.
January 11, 2026 at 6:47 AM
Elijah Wood's fingernails are so bad throughout the LOTR series. He definitely chews them.
Don't forget about Coach Z. Why is everyone always forgetting about Coach Z??
January 10, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Don't forget about Coach Z. Why is everyone always forgetting about Coach Z??
Echolocation is insane. We just accept that creatures like bats can scream at things and effectively see in the dark?
January 10, 2026 at 5:57 AM
Echolocation is insane. We just accept that creatures like bats can scream at things and effectively see in the dark?
Witnessed a pro se litigant get caught using AI to draft his motion. Opposing Counsel pointed out that the motion cited multiple fake cases.
January 8, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Witnessed a pro se litigant get caught using AI to draft his motion. Opposing Counsel pointed out that the motion cited multiple fake cases.
Greenland is back in the news and I am yet again reminded that most Americans say, "Green Land," and not "Greenlund."
January 7, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Greenland is back in the news and I am yet again reminded that most Americans say, "Green Land," and not "Greenlund."
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The National Weather Service used AI to create a forecast for Idaho. Low chances of wind for the nonexistent towns of Cocrerrireod, Orangeotild and Whata Bod www.washingtonpost.com/weather/2026...
January 7, 2026 at 2:32 PM
The National Weather Service used AI to create a forecast for Idaho. Low chances of wind for the nonexistent towns of Cocrerrireod, Orangeotild and Whata Bod www.washingtonpost.com/weather/2026...
Thank you Associated Press, very nice.
January 6, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Thank you Associated Press, very nice.
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i'm still irritated at christopher nolan for trying to pass that crummy gasoline bomb off as the trinity test. asshole
January 6, 2026 at 2:55 AM
i'm still irritated at christopher nolan for trying to pass that crummy gasoline bomb off as the trinity test. asshole
I knew it!
WH sources say Venezuela's opposition leader committed the "ultimate sin": She accepted the Nobel Peace prize.
“If she had turned it down and said, ‘I can’t accept it because it’s Donald Trump’s,’ she’d be the president of Venezuela today,” one said.
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
“If she had turned it down and said, ‘I can’t accept it because it’s Donald Trump’s,’ she’d be the president of Venezuela today,” one said.
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
January 5, 2026 at 4:25 AM
I knew it!
Oh, okay.
Trump on Venezuela: "We're going to run the country until such time as we can do a safe, proper, and judicious transition"
January 3, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Oh, okay.
We've all been there. You make a New Year's resolution and break it within days? Honestly relatable.
Donald Trump launched an unprovoked major military attack just 48 hours after declaring that his New Year’s resolution was “peace on earth.”
Nobel-Thirsty Trump Starts War 48 Hours After Declaring His Resolution for 2026 Was ‘Peace on Earth’
The commander-in-chief said Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro and his wife have been “captured.”
trib.al
January 3, 2026 at 11:14 AM
We've all been there. You make a New Year's resolution and break it within days? Honestly relatable.
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Hard to believe a FIFA Peace Prize laureate would do this.
January 3, 2026 at 6:56 AM
Hard to believe a FIFA Peace Prize laureate would do this.
Are you fucking kidding me? President of Peace indeed.
January 3, 2026 at 11:06 AM
Are you fucking kidding me? President of Peace indeed.
Letterboxd Wrapped is fun, but when you watch the LOTR trilogy twice in one year it kind of messes with your stats.
January 2, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Letterboxd Wrapped is fun, but when you watch the LOTR trilogy twice in one year it kind of messes with your stats.
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Happy Weirdest Work Day of the Year to all who celebrate.
January 2, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Happy Weirdest Work Day of the Year to all who celebrate.
I watched 177 movies last year, which is a three-year low
January 2, 2026 at 2:08 AM
I watched 177 movies last year, which is a three-year low
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About 18 seconds into this news story the reporter says the police AI report writing software erroneously wrote that someone turned into a frog. Yet this is the headline they’re going with.
December 29, 2025 at 8:56 PM
About 18 seconds into this news story the reporter says the police AI report writing software erroneously wrote that someone turned into a frog. Yet this is the headline they’re going with.
Fun fact: in "Hamnet," Paul Mescal does the crawl, a swimming style invented by Native Americans that Europeans didn't adopt for another 300 years after the movie takes place. Most people in the Old World swam the breast stroke.
December 29, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Fun fact: in "Hamnet," Paul Mescal does the crawl, a swimming style invented by Native Americans that Europeans didn't adopt for another 300 years after the movie takes place. Most people in the Old World swam the breast stroke.