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Cynical Me 🇺🇦
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Moaning twat. Crazy cat lady.
Animals, rugby, comedy, drag queens.
Music is my lifeline.
Always looking for a good joke.
PS I swear a lot
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November 9, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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That lamp looks PISSED.
November 8, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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Elephants are so much like us. They mourn their dead, have strong family bonds, and are self aware. They are amazing animals🐘💙🐘💙🐘
November 8, 2025 at 11:54 PM
#AutumnInternationals ... and South Africa prove, convincingly, that they are the #1 team in the whole world.
👏👏👏
November 9, 2025 at 11:47 AM
#AutumnInternationals South Africa vs France. It's wild.
Hubby quoted some commentator from earlier, who said "The more I watch those red card moment replays, the redder it gets"
November 9, 2025 at 11:14 AM
#AutumnInternationals South Africa vs France - 0_0
Both teams are so talented, I cannot even express.
The first half is so super fast-paced and brutal, you practically don't know where to look. All people on the field are HUGE, I have started wondering what South Africans eat to grow that big.
November 9, 2025 at 10:50 AM
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🤣🎯
November 7, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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November 7, 2025 at 10:30 AM
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November 6, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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'Get me a CAT scan, stat!'
#catsofbluesky
November 6, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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My southern brother's take on yesterday's election.
On yesterday’s big win (and also the election results).
November 6, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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Cats can hear 4-5 times further than humans can.
Which makes it all the more impressive when they choose to ignore you
November 6, 2025 at 12:08 PM
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🤦... all I'm saying is that someone deserves to be fired for this idea!
November 6, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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November 6, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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“Kiki’s Journal #12: A box is a HOME I don’t have to share with my human, as long as I can HIDE or NAP inside. But that ain’t ALL: No matter the box’s size, its SURFACE sharpens claws, its sharp EDGE grinds teeth, its ROOF is a soapbox to air grievances on, and its SHAPE is a fun toy to bat around!”
November 5, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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Uni has entered attack mode! :3
November 6, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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November 6, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Swept the fallen leaves on the terrace.

Husband: Oh, I see what you've done, I'll go get a rubbish bag.

(comes back with a regular size bag)

Me: Go get a big bag.
Him: Where are those?
Me: Do you even live in this house?

And scene.
November 6, 2025 at 12:27 PM
😀
November 6, 2025 at 11:28 AM
In other news: Congrats to the NYC new mayor, as well as the Cincinnati new mayor.

I highly approve.
November 6, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Lazy day.
My work systems are broken, nothing I can do till the boys fix them.

Done today:
- Had a massive fight with husband, one way (due to period)
- Had a brisk walk to get cigarettes (health check: pass)
- Stared at trees (health check: very good)
- Spread essential oils around house (v good)
November 6, 2025 at 11:25 AM
November the 6th.
Temperature is 21C.
Flowers on the terrace - flourishing.
Trees all still mostly have leaves, the grass is green.
I break sweats smoking outside in direct sunlight. Perhaps also getting legit freckles.

What in the living fuck is going on.
November 6, 2025 at 10:30 AM
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Greetings and good morning it’s the Thursday not happening rush hour. Due to restrictions around avian influenza in England. I will bring other videos and a look back at old rush hours. Main aim to keep our birds safe. Thank you
for your support.

www.gov.uk/government/n...
November 6, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Inserting a USB stick the right way first time around is like:
a cat standing on its hind legs next to a window
ALT: a cat standing on its hind legs next to a window
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 2:01 PM