Cynical Me 🇺🇦
@wheniwasthere.bsky.social
Moaning twat. Crazy cat lady.
Animals, rugby, comedy, drag queens.
Music is my lifeline.
Always looking for a good joke.
PS I swear a lot
Animals, rugby, comedy, drag queens.
Music is my lifeline.
Always looking for a good joke.
PS I swear a lot
"You can take a girl out of Scotland, but you can't take Scotland out of a girl" 🏴
Missing Langholm today.
Missing Langholm today.
November 11, 2025 at 12:25 PM
"You can take a girl out of Scotland, but you can't take Scotland out of a girl" 🏴
Missing Langholm today.
Missing Langholm today.
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That lamp looks PISSED.
November 8, 2025 at 1:17 PM
That lamp looks PISSED.
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Elephants are so much like us. They mourn their dead, have strong family bonds, and are self aware. They are amazing animals🐘💙🐘💙🐘
November 8, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Elephants are so much like us. They mourn their dead, have strong family bonds, and are self aware. They are amazing animals🐘💙🐘💙🐘
#AutumnInternationals ... and South Africa prove, convincingly, that they are the #1 team in the whole world.
👏👏👏
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November 9, 2025 at 11:47 AM
#AutumnInternationals ... and South Africa prove, convincingly, that they are the #1 team in the whole world.
👏👏👏
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#AutumnInternationals South Africa vs France. It's wild.
Hubby quoted some commentator from earlier, who said "The more I watch those red card moment replays, the redder it gets"
Hubby quoted some commentator from earlier, who said "The more I watch those red card moment replays, the redder it gets"
November 9, 2025 at 11:14 AM
#AutumnInternationals South Africa vs France. It's wild.
Hubby quoted some commentator from earlier, who said "The more I watch those red card moment replays, the redder it gets"
Hubby quoted some commentator from earlier, who said "The more I watch those red card moment replays, the redder it gets"
#AutumnInternationals South Africa vs France - 0_0
Both teams are so talented, I cannot even express.
The first half is so super fast-paced and brutal, you practically don't know where to look. All people on the field are HUGE, I have started wondering what South Africans eat to grow that big.
Both teams are so talented, I cannot even express.
The first half is so super fast-paced and brutal, you practically don't know where to look. All people on the field are HUGE, I have started wondering what South Africans eat to grow that big.
November 9, 2025 at 10:50 AM
#AutumnInternationals South Africa vs France - 0_0
Both teams are so talented, I cannot even express.
The first half is so super fast-paced and brutal, you practically don't know where to look. All people on the field are HUGE, I have started wondering what South Africans eat to grow that big.
Both teams are so talented, I cannot even express.
The first half is so super fast-paced and brutal, you practically don't know where to look. All people on the field are HUGE, I have started wondering what South Africans eat to grow that big.
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'Get me a CAT scan, stat!'
#catsofbluesky
#catsofbluesky
November 6, 2025 at 4:05 PM
'Get me a CAT scan, stat!'
#catsofbluesky
#catsofbluesky
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My southern brother's take on yesterday's election.
On yesterday’s big win (and also the election results).
November 6, 2025 at 1:38 AM
My southern brother's take on yesterday's election.
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Cats can hear 4-5 times further than humans can.
Which makes it all the more impressive when they choose to ignore you
Which makes it all the more impressive when they choose to ignore you
November 6, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Cats can hear 4-5 times further than humans can.
Which makes it all the more impressive when they choose to ignore you
Which makes it all the more impressive when they choose to ignore you
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🤦... all I'm saying is that someone deserves to be fired for this idea!
November 6, 2025 at 4:13 PM
🤦... all I'm saying is that someone deserves to be fired for this idea!
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“Kiki’s Journal #12: A box is a HOME I don’t have to share with my human, as long as I can HIDE or NAP inside. But that ain’t ALL: No matter the box’s size, its SURFACE sharpens claws, its sharp EDGE grinds teeth, its ROOF is a soapbox to air grievances on, and its SHAPE is a fun toy to bat around!”
November 5, 2025 at 9:07 PM
“Kiki’s Journal #12: A box is a HOME I don’t have to share with my human, as long as I can HIDE or NAP inside. But that ain’t ALL: No matter the box’s size, its SURFACE sharpens claws, its sharp EDGE grinds teeth, its ROOF is a soapbox to air grievances on, and its SHAPE is a fun toy to bat around!”
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Uni has entered attack mode! :3
November 6, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Uni has entered attack mode! :3
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Swept the fallen leaves on the terrace.
Husband: Oh, I see what you've done, I'll go get a rubbish bag.
(comes back with a regular size bag)
Me: Go get a big bag.
Him: Where are those?
Me: Do you even live in this house?
And scene.
Husband: Oh, I see what you've done, I'll go get a rubbish bag.
(comes back with a regular size bag)
Me: Go get a big bag.
Him: Where are those?
Me: Do you even live in this house?
And scene.
November 6, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Swept the fallen leaves on the terrace.
Husband: Oh, I see what you've done, I'll go get a rubbish bag.
(comes back with a regular size bag)
Me: Go get a big bag.
Him: Where are those?
Me: Do you even live in this house?
And scene.
Husband: Oh, I see what you've done, I'll go get a rubbish bag.
(comes back with a regular size bag)
Me: Go get a big bag.
Him: Where are those?
Me: Do you even live in this house?
And scene.
😀
November 6, 2025 at 11:28 AM
😀
In other news: Congrats to the NYC new mayor, as well as the Cincinnati new mayor.
I highly approve.
I highly approve.
November 6, 2025 at 11:28 AM
In other news: Congrats to the NYC new mayor, as well as the Cincinnati new mayor.
I highly approve.
I highly approve.
Lazy day.
My work systems are broken, nothing I can do till the boys fix them.
Done today:
- Had a massive fight with husband, one way (due to period)
- Had a brisk walk to get cigarettes (health check: pass)
- Stared at trees (health check: very good)
- Spread essential oils around house (v good)
My work systems are broken, nothing I can do till the boys fix them.
Done today:
- Had a massive fight with husband, one way (due to period)
- Had a brisk walk to get cigarettes (health check: pass)
- Stared at trees (health check: very good)
- Spread essential oils around house (v good)
November 6, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Lazy day.
My work systems are broken, nothing I can do till the boys fix them.
Done today:
- Had a massive fight with husband, one way (due to period)
- Had a brisk walk to get cigarettes (health check: pass)
- Stared at trees (health check: very good)
- Spread essential oils around house (v good)
My work systems are broken, nothing I can do till the boys fix them.
Done today:
- Had a massive fight with husband, one way (due to period)
- Had a brisk walk to get cigarettes (health check: pass)
- Stared at trees (health check: very good)
- Spread essential oils around house (v good)
November the 6th.
Temperature is 21C.
Flowers on the terrace - flourishing.
Trees all still mostly have leaves, the grass is green.
I break sweats smoking outside in direct sunlight. Perhaps also getting legit freckles.
What in the living fuck is going on.
Temperature is 21C.
Flowers on the terrace - flourishing.
Trees all still mostly have leaves, the grass is green.
I break sweats smoking outside in direct sunlight. Perhaps also getting legit freckles.
What in the living fuck is going on.
November 6, 2025 at 10:30 AM
November the 6th.
Temperature is 21C.
Flowers on the terrace - flourishing.
Trees all still mostly have leaves, the grass is green.
I break sweats smoking outside in direct sunlight. Perhaps also getting legit freckles.
What in the living fuck is going on.
Temperature is 21C.
Flowers on the terrace - flourishing.
Trees all still mostly have leaves, the grass is green.
I break sweats smoking outside in direct sunlight. Perhaps also getting legit freckles.
What in the living fuck is going on.