Fran
@whingewhingewine.co.uk
Escaped from The Bad Place with a Labrador and a bottle of Sauvignon Blanc.
www.whingewhingewine.co.uk
From the 96% of the world that isn't the USA.
www.whingewhingewine.co.uk
From the 96% of the world that isn't the USA.
I'm sorry about your vag but that is one unfortunate typo
December 8, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I'm sorry about your vag but that is one unfortunate typo
I have watched six Christmas films this week and I Believe In Santa is possibly the worst Christmas film I've ever seem. Or just worst film.
Anyway, I reviews six Christmas films for you (including that one, absolute dogshit). Enjoy!
www.whingewhingewine.co.uk/christmas-fi...
Anyway, I reviews six Christmas films for you (including that one, absolute dogshit). Enjoy!
www.whingewhingewine.co.uk/christmas-fi...
I believe I have seen the worst Christmas film of all time: Six Christmas films rated
I have watched five Christmas films this week and I Believe In Santa is possibly the worst Christmas film I've ever seen
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December 8, 2025 at 12:03 PM
I have watched six Christmas films this week and I Believe In Santa is possibly the worst Christmas film I've ever seem. Or just worst film.
Anyway, I reviews six Christmas films for you (including that one, absolute dogshit). Enjoy!
www.whingewhingewine.co.uk/christmas-fi...
Anyway, I reviews six Christmas films for you (including that one, absolute dogshit). Enjoy!
www.whingewhingewine.co.uk/christmas-fi...
I promise you are not mentally prepared for what this 2million quid terraced house in Devon looks like inside
www.chestertons.co.uk/properties/2...
www.chestertons.co.uk/properties/2...
5 bedroom property in Nelson Road, Brixham, Devon, TQ5 - £2,000,000 | Chestertons
View this 5 bedroom property in Nelson Road, Brixham, Devon, TQ5 - £2,000,000. Book a viewing today with Chestertons.
www.chestertons.co.uk
December 5, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I promise you are not mentally prepared for what this 2million quid terraced house in Devon looks like inside
www.chestertons.co.uk/properties/2...
www.chestertons.co.uk/properties/2...
Did you get a top 0.05% fan rating on Spotify or are you normal?
December 4, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Did you get a top 0.05% fan rating on Spotify or are you normal?
...and this is why for her birthday, my 12 year old got her own Spotify account.
December 3, 2025 at 7:20 PM
...and this is why for her birthday, my 12 year old got her own Spotify account.
I apologise wholeheartedly that this month's update has somehow stretched to nearly 2000 words. I don't expect anyone to read it, to be fair. However, if you're interested in what I've been up to, then here you go! www.whingewhingewine.co.uk/november-202...
November 2025: Theme parks, music and people that don't get the joke
November 2025: One start up, two theme parks, three gigs and four grand on a bathroom. And a lot of people who didn't get the joke.
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December 2, 2025 at 12:13 PM
I apologise wholeheartedly that this month's update has somehow stretched to nearly 2000 words. I don't expect anyone to read it, to be fair. However, if you're interested in what I've been up to, then here you go! www.whingewhingewine.co.uk/november-202...
Dear @jamiesmart.bsky.social, my sister has asked me to ask you to please do a book about maths because it may well be the only way my nephew will ever learn it.
Thanks and kind regards
Thanks and kind regards
November 29, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Dear @jamiesmart.bsky.social, my sister has asked me to ask you to please do a book about maths because it may well be the only way my nephew will ever learn it.
Thanks and kind regards
Thanks and kind regards
My collection of people upset about the budget.
Have a heart for Eimear, in her six bed Knightsbridge home. Where will she store her antiques!
Or what about Paul, 56, retiree who has paid millions in tax and wears a lovely Aston Martin gilet - but 2.5k will ruin him.
Or for fucking Barry.
Have a heart for Eimear, in her six bed Knightsbridge home. Where will she store her antiques!
Or what about Paul, 56, retiree who has paid millions in tax and wears a lovely Aston Martin gilet - but 2.5k will ruin him.
Or for fucking Barry.
November 29, 2025 at 6:38 PM
My collection of people upset about the budget.
Have a heart for Eimear, in her six bed Knightsbridge home. Where will she store her antiques!
Or what about Paul, 56, retiree who has paid millions in tax and wears a lovely Aston Martin gilet - but 2.5k will ruin him.
Or for fucking Barry.
Have a heart for Eimear, in her six bed Knightsbridge home. Where will she store her antiques!
Or what about Paul, 56, retiree who has paid millions in tax and wears a lovely Aston Martin gilet - but 2.5k will ruin him.
Or for fucking Barry.
Can't believe my beloved B&M is also complicit in erasing Christmas because of the muslamics 😤😤 I didn't fight two World Wars for this.
Where will I buy all my glittery dog statues now?!
Where will I buy all my glittery dog statues now?!
November 24, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Can't believe my beloved B&M is also complicit in erasing Christmas because of the muslamics 😤😤 I didn't fight two World Wars for this.
Where will I buy all my glittery dog statues now?!
Where will I buy all my glittery dog statues now?!
Tea, pop tarts and telly in bed. Kids haven't stirred, a whole day of wandering in the cold and wet obviously knackered them out.
November 23, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Tea, pop tarts and telly in bed. Kids haven't stirred, a whole day of wandering in the cold and wet obviously knackered them out.
Yesterday I had to be up and out of the house quickly so I went to bed super early and couldn't move when my alarm went off...
Nothing much to do today so I stayed up too late watching TV and woke up at 6.
You can all fuck off.
Nothing much to do today so I stayed up too late watching TV and woke up at 6.
You can all fuck off.
November 23, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Yesterday I had to be up and out of the house quickly so I went to bed super early and couldn't move when my alarm went off...
Nothing much to do today so I stayed up too late watching TV and woke up at 6.
You can all fuck off.
Nothing much to do today so I stayed up too late watching TV and woke up at 6.
You can all fuck off.
Can someone explain wtf this on my release radar is pls
open.spotify.com/track/02gr92...
open.spotify.com/track/02gr92...
Let Go Completely
open.spotify.com
November 21, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Can someone explain wtf this on my release radar is pls
open.spotify.com/track/02gr92...
open.spotify.com/track/02gr92...
I feel like I should make an effort to put down roots, make some local friends... I feel like maybe I want to join a book club but one where we do the wine drinking bit but maybe not the reading bit. Or a running club without the running. Is that a thing?
November 21, 2025 at 9:03 AM
I feel like I should make an effort to put down roots, make some local friends... I feel like maybe I want to join a book club but one where we do the wine drinking bit but maybe not the reading bit. Or a running club without the running. Is that a thing?
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Dress Me As A Tellytubby, Use The Noo-Noo On My Clit, And Cover Me In Your Tubby Custard It's 5:00PM
November 20, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Dress Me As A Tellytubby, Use The Noo-Noo On My Clit, And Cover Me In Your Tubby Custard It's 5:00PM
You know it's cold out there when you can see the dog farting
November 18, 2025 at 7:09 PM
You know it's cold out there when you can see the dog farting
As my blog turns ten years old, I've gone back to where I was when it all began and - through rose tinted glasses - listed the things I miss about having young kids.
And then, through a more realistic filter, the things I definitely do not miss.
www.whingewhingewine.co.uk/little-kids-...
And then, through a more realistic filter, the things I definitely do not miss.
www.whingewhingewine.co.uk/little-kids-...
Nine things I miss about having little kids (and nine things I don't)
As my blog turns ten - Nine things that I miss about babies and todders, and nine things that I definitely do not miss at all.
www.whingewhingewine.co.uk
November 13, 2025 at 3:08 PM
As my blog turns ten years old, I've gone back to where I was when it all began and - through rose tinted glasses - listed the things I miss about having young kids.
And then, through a more realistic filter, the things I definitely do not miss.
www.whingewhingewine.co.uk/little-kids-...
And then, through a more realistic filter, the things I definitely do not miss.
www.whingewhingewine.co.uk/little-kids-...
I need someone to come and make me tea and stroke my hair today. If you can bring cake, even better.
November 11, 2025 at 1:58 PM
I need someone to come and make me tea and stroke my hair today. If you can bring cake, even better.
My pillow was not right last night and only upon waking up have I realised I was sleeping on a toblerone and some revels all night.
November 8, 2025 at 10:05 AM
My pillow was not right last night and only upon waking up have I realised I was sleeping on a toblerone and some revels all night.
Morning chaps and chapesses. I don't feel shit, which is noteworthy
November 6, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Morning chaps and chapesses. I don't feel shit, which is noteworthy
This will be why no one replies to me 😢
If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.
November 6, 2025 at 8:05 AM
This will be why no one replies to me 😢
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Just received a welcome email from my own company that I didn't know was being sent out today, and I can't stop smiling about it!
@whingewhingewine.co.uk is bloody good at this.
(And if you haven't signed up to www.42thingstodo.net yet, what are you waiting for?!)
@whingewhingewine.co.uk is bloody good at this.
(And if you haven't signed up to www.42thingstodo.net yet, what are you waiting for?!)
November 5, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Just received a welcome email from my own company that I didn't know was being sent out today, and I can't stop smiling about it!
@whingewhingewine.co.uk is bloody good at this.
(And if you haven't signed up to www.42thingstodo.net yet, what are you waiting for?!)
@whingewhingewine.co.uk is bloody good at this.
(And if you haven't signed up to www.42thingstodo.net yet, what are you waiting for?!)