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ÜberMunchies
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If pigs ever learn to fly, a lot of crazy shit is going to happen. My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wmlxtrayyurh4ze75vkpzgnw/feed/aaaomec632ufk
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Hear me out...

We get a DeLorean...
Nice. Ever heard this one? It hit #3 on the charts, but it didn't have the same longevity as Runaround Sue or The Wanderer for some reason, but I think it's a total classic.

youtu.be/thNWwGGRMCk...
Dion - Lovers Who Wander
YouTube video by Dions Doll
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"I am having an affair with a random computer."

They predicted chatbots.
It's just a fad. It'll never take off.
My mother swears her dogs are her children, yet she constantly leaves one or the other outside and forgets about them. And now I know why I'm screwed up.
RIP Ace Frehley. KISS was my first concert, and the only band I've seen twice. My first time was in Houston when I was 8 years old.
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle with you.
ME: Yeah, so, it took a couple of years, but I finally finished all 1,232 episodes of Dark Shadows.
INTERVIEWER: That's... not really what we mean by accomplishments.
I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in.
I guess the 1st Amendment is meaningless now, and we're just a step or two away from state TV being implemented. Forget foreign threats - the real danger is right here in America.
At least he's being honest.
Sweet Jesus, there's enough irony there (not to mention poetic justice) to cause a tear in the space-time continuum and destroy reality as we know it.
Jacked up and good to go.
Thoughts and prayers.

Back to business as usual.
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It’s unironically what he would want.

bsky.app/profile/owil...
"I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights" - Charlie Kirk, 2023

www.mediamatters.org/charlie-kirk...
Thoughts and prayers.

Back to business as usual.
Thoughts and prayers.

Back to business as usual.
Thoughts and prayers.

Back to business as usual.