ÜberMunchies
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If pigs ever learn to fly, a lot of crazy shit is going to happen.
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We get a DeLorean...
We get a DeLorean...
"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day, the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron." ~ H.L. Mencken, 1920
November 29, 2025 at 8:36 PM
"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day, the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron." ~ H.L. Mencken, 1920
#DonaldTrump will never be able to understand just how stupid he is, and this is why.
youtu.be/wvVPdyYeaQU...
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John Cleese on Stupidity
YouTube video by Robert Grimsby
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November 26, 2025 at 8:21 PM
#DonaldTrump will never be able to understand just how stupid he is, and this is why.
youtu.be/wvVPdyYeaQU...
youtu.be/wvVPdyYeaQU...
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"Religion has given the world a tremendous amount of comfort in a world torn apart by religion." ~ Jon Stewart
November 21, 2025 at 4:55 PM
"Religion has given the world a tremendous amount of comfort in a world torn apart by religion." ~ Jon Stewart
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November 20, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Age yourself with gaming.
November 19, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Age yourself with gaming.
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October 30, 2025 at 7:17 PM
If there is ever an apocalypse, I don't care what kind it is, I'm going to Nick Offerman's house.
November 1, 2025 at 2:47 AM
If there is ever an apocalypse, I don't care what kind it is, I'm going to Nick Offerman's house.
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I recently acquired a roommate, a little lizard. I've named him Gojira.
October 25, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I recently acquired a roommate, a little lizard. I've named him Gojira.
My mother swears her dogs are her children, yet she constantly leaves one or the other outside and forgets about them. And now I know why I'm screwed up.
October 19, 2025 at 2:37 AM
My mother swears her dogs are her children, yet she constantly leaves one or the other outside and forgets about them. And now I know why I'm screwed up.
RIP Ace Frehley. KISS was my first concert, and the only band I've seen twice. My first time was in Houston when I was 8 years old.
October 17, 2025 at 12:00 AM
RIP Ace Frehley. KISS was my first concert, and the only band I've seen twice. My first time was in Houston when I was 8 years old.
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle with you.
October 16, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle with you.
ME: Yeah, so, it took a couple of years, but I finally finished all 1,232 episodes of Dark Shadows.
INTERVIEWER: That's... not really what we mean by accomplishments.
INTERVIEWER: That's... not really what we mean by accomplishments.
October 16, 2025 at 2:32 AM
ME: Yeah, so, it took a couple of years, but I finally finished all 1,232 episodes of Dark Shadows.
INTERVIEWER: That's... not really what we mean by accomplishments.
INTERVIEWER: That's... not really what we mean by accomplishments.
I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in.
October 15, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in.
Ovaltine is the shit, man.
October 12, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Ovaltine is the shit, man.
I guess the 1st Amendment is meaningless now, and we're just a step or two away from state TV being implemented. Forget foreign threats - the real danger is right here in America.
September 18, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I guess the 1st Amendment is meaningless now, and we're just a step or two away from state TV being implemented. Forget foreign threats - the real danger is right here in America.
At least he's being honest.
September 13, 2025 at 1:24 AM
At least he's being honest.
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"I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights" - Charlie Kirk, 2023
www.mediamatters.org/charlie-kirk...
www.mediamatters.org/charlie-kirk...
September 10, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Now is it time to talk about gun control? Or should we just send thoughts and prayers?
September 10, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Now is it time to talk about gun control? Or should we just send thoughts and prayers?
Most Dangerous Places in the U.S. in 2025-2026
realestate.usnews.com/places/ranki...
SPOILER ALERT: Most of them are in red states, and #Chicago didn't even make the list.
realestate.usnews.com/places/ranki...
SPOILER ALERT: Most of them are in red states, and #Chicago didn't even make the list.
September 8, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Most Dangerous Places in the U.S. in 2025-2026
realestate.usnews.com/places/ranki...
SPOILER ALERT: Most of them are in red states, and #Chicago didn't even make the list.
realestate.usnews.com/places/ranki...
SPOILER ALERT: Most of them are in red states, and #Chicago didn't even make the list.
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Trump's so full of shit, I'm surprised his eyes aren't brown. #Russia #Ukraine
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Trump says he can end Ukraine war in a day
YouTube video by Channel 4 News
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August 31, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Trump's so full of shit, I'm surprised his eyes aren't brown. #Russia #Ukraine
youtu.be/jcNzoONhrmE...
youtu.be/jcNzoONhrmE...