Derek Faraci
@whwoolhat.bsky.social
I'm moving through acres of movers and shakers
But I'm still a believer in my underachievers
But I'm still a believer in my underachievers
Is this the bait we aren't supposed to take? Does this child know that the real problem we need to focus on is the cost of groceries? Or that she's just a distraction from the Epstein files?
ICE detained a 2-year-old girl in Minneapolis and put the child on a flight to a detention center in Texas, despite a court ordering her release: www.startribune.com/agents-detai...
January 24, 2026 at 5:52 AM
Is this the bait we aren't supposed to take? Does this child know that the real problem we need to focus on is the cost of groceries? Or that she's just a distraction from the Epstein files?
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Roses are red,
Potatoes have eyes,
Potatoes have eyes,
January 24, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Roses are red,
Potatoes have eyes,
Potatoes have eyes,
Looks like the Main Man to me.
January 24, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Looks like the Main Man to me.
The nihilist penguin from ENCOUNTERS AT THE END OF THE WORLD is taking care of Trump for us.
There are no penguins in either Greenland or Iceland, you dumb fucking pedophile protecting morons 🤦🏻♀️
January 24, 2026 at 3:20 AM
The nihilist penguin from ENCOUNTERS AT THE END OF THE WORLD is taking care of Trump for us.
Suddenly these dipshits are pro-choice.
January 24, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Suddenly these dipshits are pro-choice.
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On a downtown street in Minneapolis, as people stream out from the massive march, Mary Tyler Moore says “fuck ice.”
January 23, 2026 at 10:29 PM
On a downtown street in Minneapolis, as people stream out from the massive march, Mary Tyler Moore says “fuck ice.”
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The unmistakeable message being sent to other ICE agents is "if you murder someone--even on camera in broad daylight--we will gladly cover it up for you"
Breaking NYT:
The FBI agent who sought to investigate the federal immigration officer who fatally shot Renee Good has resigned from the bureau, according to two people familiar with the matter, after leadership pressured her to discontinue a civil rights inquiry into the officer.
The FBI agent who sought to investigate the federal immigration officer who fatally shot Renee Good has resigned from the bureau, according to two people familiar with the matter, after leadership pressured her to discontinue a civil rights inquiry into the officer.
F.B.I. Agent Who Tried to Investigate ICE Officer in Shooting Resigns
www.nytimes.com
January 24, 2026 at 1:46 AM
The unmistakeable message being sent to other ICE agents is "if you murder someone--even on camera in broad daylight--we will gladly cover it up for you"
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A shameful and deeply embarrassing moment for our nation.
January 24, 2026 at 1:47 AM
A shameful and deeply embarrassing moment for our nation.
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BATMAN/SUPERMAN: WORLD'S FINEST #50, out in April. Out of all of @paulkaminski.bsky.social's buck-wild cameo covers (Jerry Seinfeld! Paul McCartney! William Shatner!), this has gotta be my favorite.
January 23, 2026 at 11:50 PM
BATMAN/SUPERMAN: WORLD'S FINEST #50, out in April. Out of all of @paulkaminski.bsky.social's buck-wild cameo covers (Jerry Seinfeld! Paul McCartney! William Shatner!), this has gotta be my favorite.
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We also made a Sinister Minnesotans hoodie and onesie.
All proceeds go to aid organizations in Minnesota refusing to back down from the ICE agents polluting their great state.
Fuck ICE, and thank you to @raygunsite.com and @wardsutton.bsky.social for the hustle.
store.theonion.com/collections/...
All proceeds go to aid organizations in Minnesota refusing to back down from the ICE agents polluting their great state.
Fuck ICE, and thank you to @raygunsite.com and @wardsutton.bsky.social for the hustle.
store.theonion.com/collections/...
January 23, 2026 at 9:34 PM
We also made a Sinister Minnesotans hoodie and onesie.
All proceeds go to aid organizations in Minnesota refusing to back down from the ICE agents polluting their great state.
Fuck ICE, and thank you to @raygunsite.com and @wardsutton.bsky.social for the hustle.
store.theonion.com/collections/...
All proceeds go to aid organizations in Minnesota refusing to back down from the ICE agents polluting their great state.
Fuck ICE, and thank you to @raygunsite.com and @wardsutton.bsky.social for the hustle.
store.theonion.com/collections/...
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We've made this Sinister Minnesotans shirt from our Stan Kelly comic this week.
Net proceeds from this shirt will be donated to local organizations doing their part to keep Minnesotans safe and send ICE agents home to ruin their own fucking communities.
Fuck ICE and stay strong, Minneapolis.
Net proceeds from this shirt will be donated to local organizations doing their part to keep Minnesotans safe and send ICE agents home to ruin their own fucking communities.
Fuck ICE and stay strong, Minneapolis.
'Sinister Minnesotans' T-Shirt
Show your solidarity with the Sinister Minnesotans refusing to back down from the ICE agents currently polluting their great state with brutality, lawlessness, and an obvious dependence on testosteron...
store.theonion.com
January 23, 2026 at 9:30 PM
We've made this Sinister Minnesotans shirt from our Stan Kelly comic this week.
Net proceeds from this shirt will be donated to local organizations doing their part to keep Minnesotans safe and send ICE agents home to ruin their own fucking communities.
Fuck ICE and stay strong, Minneapolis.
Net proceeds from this shirt will be donated to local organizations doing their part to keep Minnesotans safe and send ICE agents home to ruin their own fucking communities.
Fuck ICE and stay strong, Minneapolis.
Bad Batch is back, and Obi-Wan Kenobi is dead?! Find out what happened in STAR WARS: THE CLONE WARS "Deception"
Plus:
Derek was right!
Our first look at MAUL: SHADOW LORD
Dave Filoni doesn't like ANDOR?
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Plus:
Derek was right!
Our first look at MAUL: SHADOW LORD
Dave Filoni doesn't like ANDOR?
Join the Patreon to get all this and more!
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January 23, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Bad Batch is back, and Obi-Wan Kenobi is dead?! Find out what happened in STAR WARS: THE CLONE WARS "Deception"
Plus:
Derek was right!
Our first look at MAUL: SHADOW LORD
Dave Filoni doesn't like ANDOR?
Join the Patreon to get all this and more!
www.patreon.com/home
Plus:
Derek was right!
Our first look at MAUL: SHADOW LORD
Dave Filoni doesn't like ANDOR?
Join the Patreon to get all this and more!
www.patreon.com/home
A sad day for East Coast kids. Rest well Uncle Floyd.
January 23, 2026 at 5:22 PM
A sad day for East Coast kids. Rest well Uncle Floyd.
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no matter how hard Greg Bovino tries to exude rugged masculinity he always comes off like Don Knotts in a Portlandia sketch
January 23, 2026 at 2:41 AM
no matter how hard Greg Bovino tries to exude rugged masculinity he always comes off like Don Knotts in a Portlandia sketch
Look, I know it's pretty much all my fault that I live in Michigan, but come on. I swear this is way colder than it's ever been since I moved here.
January 23, 2026 at 4:53 AM
Look, I know it's pretty much all my fault that I live in Michigan, but come on. I swear this is way colder than it's ever been since I moved here.
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The fact that people are too dumb to to get the blindingly obvious He-Man joke here makes me think we're all doomed.
People Are Big Mad About He-Man Having Pronouns
People Are Big Mad About He-Man Having Pronouns
A joke in the new 'Masters of the Universe' trailer plays into a familiar online grift.
gizmodo.com
January 23, 2026 at 3:20 AM
The fact that people are too dumb to to get the blindingly obvious He-Man joke here makes me think we're all doomed.
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Well shit
Today was the start of the fourth week of the year. We’ve only completed three weeks.
What.
What.
January 23, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Well shit
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January 22, 2026 at 8:12 PM