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Michael Williams

@wildekid.bsky.social

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Cat dad, happy cynic, pensive loudmouth, outgoing introvert. The snark you save may be your own, but then what good is it if no one else gets to share the laugh? Games, felines, politics, film, literature, LGBTQ—it all interests me. he/him

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Michael Williams @wildekid.bsky.social · 5h

You had me at "immersive sim." Wishlisting!

Michael Williams @wildekid.bsky.social · 5h

Either that or he's trying to remake the weird Winchester House as a ballroom.

Michael Williams @wildekid.bsky.social · 6h

Session 9 is a brilliant indie mindfuck I think the both of you would enjoy. The ending went in a totally opposite direction than I expected. If you want found footage, might I suggest The Poughkeepsie Tapes?

Michael Williams @wildekid.bsky.social · 13h

If they truly want to accomplish the trifuckta, they should host it on Friendster.

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Sherrilyn Ifill @sifill.bsky.social · 1d

So they didn’t like the ad. Let’s just post Reagan’s 5 min speech against tariffs as it appears on YouTube.

Over and over. On all platforms (some of y’all are still on X).

*1981 Sherrilyn horrified by 2025 Sherrilyn saying “let’s post Reagan’s speech.”

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President Reagan's Radio Address on Free and Fair Trade on April 25, 1987

YouTube video by Reagan Library

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Michael Williams @wildekid.bsky.social · 2d

Is there a body in between the boxes of the palette?

Michael Williams @wildekid.bsky.social · 2d

An agrarian "Learn to code" microaggression, I feel ya. Not everyone is Matt Damon in The Martian, looking to grow subsistence potatoes in their own poop.

Michael Williams @wildekid.bsky.social · 8d

My #1 choice for Miller’s post-WH life would be The Hague, but Florence Supermax is also acceptable.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 9d

Pritzker: "Stephen Miller is clearly ordering people to break the law. So he should know that yeah, it may be three years from now that he is held accountable, but I think it's important for them to know that whatever they do now, it's not like we're going to forget."

Michael Williams @wildekid.bsky.social · 15d

Man I need that in my mouth. 😈

Michael Williams @wildekid.bsky.social · 20d

I hope a bunch of people dress up as the different spirits you run into in Shibuya district in Ghostwire: Tokyo.

Michael Williams @wildekid.bsky.social · 26d

Could Halligan's empty hair-sprayed noggin be the thing that unites left and right?

Michael Williams @wildekid.bsky.social · 26d

The only people asking that question are arms, drug, and human traffickers.

Michael Williams @wildekid.bsky.social · 26d

“Whale oil, now they’re against cleanish burning whale oil. Why are those hoi polloi limousine liberals with their flapper girls and their flivvers and jazz against harvesting whales for power? Typical woke nonsense.”

Michael Williams @wildekid.bsky.social · 26d

The monocles—he forgot to mention the monocles we all wear too. And the top hats.

Michael Williams @wildekid.bsky.social · 26d

Isn’t that where he and Katie store all their sexual matador toys? And deceased hookers?

Michael Williams @wildekid.bsky.social · 26d

Mr. Beast is Squid Game without the dumb masks.

Michael Williams @wildekid.bsky.social · 26d

Portland is already upending their narrative of a postaocalyptic Fallout-style war zone. The troops that get sent there are more likely to end up all high on patchouli and weed than nursing battle scars. Love this for the WH!

a cartoon character from the video game fallout vault boy is holding a string of wires .

Alt: a cartoon character from the video game fallout vault boy is holding a string of wires cheezing and pointing while wearing shades

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Michael Williams @wildekid.bsky.social · 28d

Oh, so NOW they believe in social contracts? After spending decades committing tortious interference against them.

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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29d

ICE has erected a gate to keep protesters out. They are blocking a public street, despite the Broadview Fire Department ordering ICE to tear it down.

Join us at 1930 Beach Street. 7-9 AM. Tell Broadview to tear this fence down.

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Michael Williams @wildekid.bsky.social · Sep 26

Translation: come October, y’all are gonna pay 30% more for furnishings and decor. The only way I see this as a National Security issue is if Vance is worried he’s gonna get a splinter on his dick fucking a couch sourced from China.

Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · Sep 25

OUR BATHROOM MIRRORS ARE VITAL TO OUR NATIONAL SECURITY

Michael Williams @wildekid.bsky.social · Sep 24

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a picture of a monster with the words looks like meat 's back on the menu boys below it

ALT: a picture of a monster with the words looks like meat 's back on the menu boys below it

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Michael Williams @wildekid.bsky.social · Sep 24

Did Nancy Mace write this on the bullets for them? Reminds me of the messages she spray painted on her own driveway.

Michael Williams @wildekid.bsky.social · Sep 24

Both Paramount/Skydance and Amazon/WaPo sounds like mighty tasty targets.

Michael Williams @wildekid.bsky.social · Sep 24

Their character far exceeds the sizes of any of their penises.

Michael Williams @wildekid.bsky.social · Sep 24

He didn’t want opponents, he wanted thralls, mindless dragurs who would uncritically accept his fabulist inventions as fact. He was everything Orwell warned them about. #stopactingnazi