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Michael Williams
@wildekid.bsky.social
Cat dad, happy cynic, pensive loudmouth, outgoing introvert. The snark you save may be your own, but then what good is it if no one else gets to share the laugh? Games, felines, politics, film, literature, LGBTQ—it all interests me. he/him
Pocketbook concerns, or if you’re Josh Shapiro, shitting on your fellow Dems while copying some of their mannerisms.
December 9, 2025 at 1:13 AM
He’s such a liar. He just wants to suck on titties.
RFK Jr: "All of the ingenuity of corporate America has not produced an infant formula that is superior in nutrition and all the qualities that we want to the infant formula that God made, which is the infant formula in a mother's breast."
December 9, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Check it out--it all takes place during the Christmas season. Intentional on the part of Kubrick.
December 6, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Just a thought—Steam really should have a filter for “PC-only Exclusive” to let you browse all the stuff not on any other platforms. It would cut down on me having three quarters of every discovery queue I peruse stuff I’ve already seen in the Xbox Store, PS Store, or Nintendo eShop. #steam #console
December 6, 2025 at 8:22 PM
@stephaniemiller.bsky.social, I’m convinced the reason Harry Enten’s old-timer discourse hits so true is because he looks and sounds like a Sal Mineo who’s good at math.
November 28, 2025 at 5:34 PM
At this point, has Trump considered getting into a sexting affair with Olivia Nuzzi as a possible Epstein distraction? It sends the message, “see! I can like women in the age of majority too!”
November 19, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Hear me out: two horror first person remakes: Clive Barker’s Undying and Realms of the Haunting.
November 19, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Proof that both MAGA and the gentry libertarian "normies" exhortations of "Don't Tread on Me," is utter and absolute bullshit.
November 8, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Unrelated to the subject of the video, but I'm loving the sartorial Malory Archer tribute. She's missing only the brooch.
November 8, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I love how this picture shows him at his most actively lascivious, back in his Bob’s Big Boy Drive Thru Speaker era. Donald must be very proud of this era. Such a special occasion, he grew extra eyebrows for it!
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I have an even worse feeling about THIS:
October 28, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Reposted by Michael Williams
So they didn’t like the ad. Let’s just post Reagan’s 5 min speech against tariffs as it appears on YouTube.

Over and over. On all platforms (some of y’all are still on X).

*1981 Sherrilyn horrified by 2025 Sherrilyn saying “let’s post Reagan’s speech.”

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President Reagan's Radio Address on Free and Fair Trade on April 25, 1987
YouTube video by Reagan Library
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October 24, 2025 at 5:14 PM
My #1 choice for Miller’s post-WH life would be The Hague, but Florence Supermax is also acceptable.
Pritzker: "Stephen Miller is clearly ordering people to break the law. So he should know that yeah, it may be three years from now that he is held accountable, but I think it's important for them to know that whatever they do now, it's not like we're going to forget."
October 17, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I hope a bunch of people dress up as the different spirits you run into in Shibuya district in Ghostwire: Tokyo.
October 5, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Reposted by Michael Williams
ICE has erected a gate to keep protesters out. They are blocking a public street, despite the Broadview Fire Department ordering ICE to tear it down.

Join us at 1930 Beach Street. 7-9 AM. Tell Broadview to tear this fence down.
September 26, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Translation: come October, y’all are gonna pay 30% more for furnishings and decor. The only way I see this as a National Security issue is if Vance is worried he’s gonna get a splinter on his dick fucking a couch sourced from China.
OUR BATHROOM MIRRORS ARE VITAL TO OUR NATIONAL SECURITY
September 26, 2025 at 1:21 AM
”, he spittled, all the while standing in front of lethal props and instrumentalities of the oppression state. He did not want their understanding, but their blind compliance, their herd-brained obeisance. Like the rest of his kind, he never asked for it, he expected it without resistance.
JD Vance: "What we know is that in Dallas, Texas, an ICE facility was opened fire open by a violent left-wing extremist, a person who wrote anti-ICE messaging on their ballots. These's some evidence we have that's not yet public."
September 24, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Donald steps on his dick so often, I’m surprised MAGA doesn’t build landing lights and a runway to lead errant fists into his choad to be able to find the target easier, considering the naked eye may have to struggle.
September 24, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Dear Disney and ABC:

Don’t EVER fuck around with the First Amendment again. This is NOT Hungary or Russia.

We’re gonna be side-eyeing you until you build that trust back.

This is a good first step.

P.S. NBC, you are on thin ice as it is. Do better. 1A is NOT an optional accessory.
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September 22, 2025 at 8:13 PM
If Sinclair wants to still be a third party extortionist demanding Kimmel pay to TPUSA as a condition to bring his show back on their affiliates, Kimmel should pull a joke Kurt Andersen did at Spy Magazine in the 80s and write them a $0.02 check to see if they cash it.
September 22, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Kimmel’s back tomorrow night. I guest that Wessel didn’t exactly Horst for them, did it? I hope Brendan Carr is sweating through his old man pubic beard right now. Hold onto your docs and lawyer up, l’il buddy, can’t wait to see how this goes for ya!
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September 22, 2025 at 7:56 PM
ATTENTION ANYONE BEING RAPTURED THIS WEEK: IF YOU HAVE A PANINI PRESS, I’LL BE HAPPY TO TAKE IT OFF YOUR HANDS. JUST DM ME DEETS. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION IN THIS MATTER! HAPPY FLOATING!
September 22, 2025 at 4:46 AM
I pray nothing bad ever happens to @catturd2 because as crazy as these people are going all in for a racist podcaster, can you imagine the inanity and insanity these people will rend garments over a cat wearing glasses avatar? Demanding cat statues in every college? A Catturd federal holiday? FOH.
September 21, 2025 at 8:31 PM
If they have to put up a statue of him, I hope they dress him properly, like doll him up as a fucking Droog. Same mentality, just throw in some Bible verses for added bullshit. I think it’s safe to assume anyone for showing public executions to kids like he did would be a fan of ultraviolence.
September 21, 2025 at 9:33 AM
So, can we agree Tom Homan’s title should now be “Bag Man?”
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September 21, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Happy Caturday, y’all. May the nap be with you.
September 20, 2025 at 10:26 PM