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William Bruce West
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I used to say that I'd forgotten more about pop culture than you'll ever know. Then I got old. Now I've forgotten everything.

Classically Trained Hater

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I'm guilty of this, as it's Week One, and we're adjusting to The New Normal. But I've got new rules for 2025. If you're just gonna politidunk or repost a stream of "Can you believe what they did NOW?" stuff, then we're not gonna work out. My Zoloft dose just ain't strong enough for you.
November 26, 2025 at 5:27 AM
If you played the song and/or video for the Spice Girls' "Goodbye" to someone not alive when it was released, they'd probably think the paparazzi had chased Geri into a tunnel.
November 26, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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“You’ll be visited by three spirits”
@williambwest.bsky.social @radchristmas.bsky.social and me.

Aka this podcast is gonna go off the rails completely and we’re gonna spend 3 minutes talking about the actual topic.
November 26, 2025 at 1:02 AM
All it would take to tank Rush Hour 4 is for Tucker or Chan to decline. Jackie has never said "No" to a dollar, but Chris... I dunno. He made, like, 8 movies and seems to be a billionaire. But maybe he's got integrity? Maybe?
November 26, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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That time Aspen from Fathom graced the cover of ToyFare magazine.
November 26, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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Man Hoping People Notice How Many Folding Chairs He’s Carrying At Once https://theonion.com/man-hoping-people-notice-how-many-folding-chairs-he-s-c-1819576444/
November 25, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I don't buy the Pete Davidson Alexa ad, as everyone knows his Echo device would be the first thing to go to the pawn shop when he was jonesing for a hit.
November 25, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Wow. The Simpsons did a Trap parody. I wonder if this was meant for LAST season.
November 25, 2025 at 7:58 PM
That sounds like a bill. Your Black Friday is gonna be your lights getting shut off!
Chat, is is good when black friday advertising says things like "FINAL WARNING"?
November 25, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Some commercials really point out cultural differences. There's an Uber ad about an old man who takes Uber to get to his granddaughter's birthday party. And I'm like "Nobody could swing by and give the old man a ride?!" You ever see an old person struggle with Uber? Not pretty!
November 25, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Jed Clampett would be a billionaire today. I guess that's the same adjustment for inflation that promoted Bruce Wayne from a millionaire to a billionaire
November 25, 2025 at 2:10 AM
For roughly a year, Mercari let users comment on listings. Most comments were something like "Fkin scalper!", so you can imagine why that feature didn't last long.
November 25, 2025 at 2:04 AM
There's a flagship TRU opening around here, and they STILL don't have an official opening date. Just "late November". If these fuckers aren't open by Friday, then what was the point?!
November 25, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Ugh. Fuck me, and forgive me for my sins. It was a different time!
November 24, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Goddamn, I miss the 90s!
November 24, 2025 at 9:03 PM
So, Shout Factory had a huge sale a month ago, just before they announced they were merging with Gruv. I have received no update, and have had to email twice. No response, but they printed a shipping label to shut me up. That's still not *movement*.
November 24, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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Once my manager rolled up on a scooter while I was in the middle of a sale.

"Matt. Betty or Veronica."
"Veronica," I said without missing a beat.
"Good man."

He patted my shoulder and rode off.

I closed the sale.

#oc #comics #art #sketchbook #drawing #friday #tgif #illustration #love
November 14, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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His childhood bullies and parents must also be tried at the Hague for failing us all
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Where's my streaming series about Jethro Bodine's time as a Double-Not Spy?
November 24, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Was that Drake in that Ulta fragrance ad? I don't wanna smell like Aubrey, with those Pied Piper pheromones!
November 24, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Wow, they're doing black Matt Trakker again. He was a boring character with a cool car. He was cartoon John Tesh. But I don't know if a race swap fixes that.
November 24, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I'm noticing a lot of laptops on Marketplace being advertised as having Windows 11, when I know that they can't *run* Windows 11.
November 23, 2025 at 10:29 PM
He's the medical officer on a planet where Picard is about to violate the Prime Directive. Again.
Nate Burleson is wearing something that looks like it came from a TNG yard sale, and I want to know where to get one.
November 23, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Truman just discovered he is NOT "Near Mint"...
November 23, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I don't give a shit about Nuzzi and Lizza, but I do know that 2004 Wonkette would have had a fucking FIELD DAY with all this.
November 23, 2025 at 8:47 PM