Simon
@winklesbloke.bsky.social
Woke lefty, plant fueled, cyclist and runner. Almost certainly not as clever as he'd like to think. he/him
Why are they advertising Audible adaptation of Harry Potter on podcasts aimed at adults? Transphobic author aside, they're children's books.
November 25, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Why are they advertising Audible adaptation of Harry Potter on podcasts aimed at adults? Transphobic author aside, they're children's books.
My wife is out tonight so I'm treating myself to a little princess pamper.
November 24, 2025 at 9:46 PM
My wife is out tonight so I'm treating myself to a little princess pamper.
Let it never be said that I'm not open to new ideas.
November 24, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Let it never be said that I'm not open to new ideas.
I feel like a pig shat in my head, Charlie Brown.
I Thought We Were Going For Chips, Charlie Brown
I'm Funny How? I Mean Funny Like I'm A Clown, I Amuse You? I Make You Laugh, I'm Here To Fuckin' Amuse You? What Do You Mean Funny, Funny How, Charlie Brown?
November 24, 2025 at 11:31 AM
I feel like a pig shat in my head, Charlie Brown.
How do you know if somebody is a vegan?
Don't worry, his colleague will ask him whether he misses cheese, approximately every 15 minutes.
Don't worry, his colleague will ask him whether he misses cheese, approximately every 15 minutes.
November 24, 2025 at 10:36 AM
How do you know if somebody is a vegan?
Don't worry, his colleague will ask him whether he misses cheese, approximately every 15 minutes.
Don't worry, his colleague will ask him whether he misses cheese, approximately every 15 minutes.
Embracing my inner grandad.
November 23, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Embracing my inner grandad.
I've just watched A Nightmare on Elm Street with my youngest. I'd forgotten how much the last twenty minutes or so have in common with Home Alone.
November 22, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I've just watched A Nightmare on Elm Street with my youngest. I'd forgotten how much the last twenty minutes or so have in common with Home Alone.
Bastard fucking cars, man. Ugh.
November 21, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Bastard fucking cars, man. Ugh.
I could really have done without the car's exhaust starting to make ominous rattling noises.
November 20, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I could really have done without the car's exhaust starting to make ominous rattling noises.
If people can't tell the difference between a vegan burger and a beef burger unless the name is changed, then maybe the veggie alternatives are a lot better than the meat industry would lead you to believe.
Ban on veggie ‘burgers’: plant-based products may lose meaty names in UK under EU law
Exclusive: Trade agreement means UK is subject to some food labelling rules, with vote on vegetarian food terms this week
www.theguardian.com
November 20, 2025 at 9:46 AM
If people can't tell the difference between a vegan burger and a beef burger unless the name is changed, then maybe the veggie alternatives are a lot better than the meat industry would lead you to believe.
Reposted by Simon
HELLO WORLD!
We’re looking for a very particular guest for our next episode:
‘Close encounters of the *Meh* kind’
In which we explore the general public’s response to the UAP hearings.
We’re looking for someone who can discuss this 👇🏻
Fermi’s Paradox and SETI
Is anybody out there???
We’re looking for a very particular guest for our next episode:
‘Close encounters of the *Meh* kind’
In which we explore the general public’s response to the UAP hearings.
We’re looking for someone who can discuss this 👇🏻
Fermi’s Paradox and SETI
Is anybody out there???
The Fermi paradox asks why we've yet to find evidence of intelligent extraterrestrial life. The odds are we should!
A NASA scientist suggests that "alien societies might plateau at modest technological levels and even grow bored with exploration."
www.sciencefocus.com/news/aliens-...
A NASA scientist suggests that "alien societies might plateau at modest technological levels and even grow bored with exploration."
www.sciencefocus.com/news/aliens-...
Why aliens are (probably) too lazy to make first contact | BBC Science Focus Magazine
Space is big. Why not kick back, relax, and wait for them to come to you?
www.sciencefocus.com
November 19, 2025 at 3:07 PM
HELLO WORLD!
We’re looking for a very particular guest for our next episode:
‘Close encounters of the *Meh* kind’
In which we explore the general public’s response to the UAP hearings.
We’re looking for someone who can discuss this 👇🏻
Fermi’s Paradox and SETI
Is anybody out there???
We’re looking for a very particular guest for our next episode:
‘Close encounters of the *Meh* kind’
In which we explore the general public’s response to the UAP hearings.
We’re looking for someone who can discuss this 👇🏻
Fermi’s Paradox and SETI
Is anybody out there???
I've made butternut squash and spinach dhal for tea. I give it two minutes before my wife says "oh, bloody hell", having spilled it down her tits.
November 19, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I've made butternut squash and spinach dhal for tea. I give it two minutes before my wife says "oh, bloody hell", having spilled it down her tits.
International Men's Day.
November 19, 2025 at 10:30 AM
International Men's Day.
Deep Thought has let himself go.
9. Dr Who Stipulates In Contract "This Time I Want To Be Able To Receive Letters" Prior To Brutalist Reboot.
November 18, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Deep Thought has let himself go.
They say that kids these days are soft, but I bailed on tonight's run because it's too cold, and my lad just got in after being out skateboarding for the last four hours.
November 17, 2025 at 8:26 PM
They say that kids these days are soft, but I bailed on tonight's run because it's too cold, and my lad just got in after being out skateboarding for the last four hours.
I think that some people would queue up to be kicked in the pods if they'd seen it on TikTok.
'Why I queued almost 24 hours in rainy Sheffield for a jacket potato'
Hundreds brave the rain in Sheffield for the opening of a potato-based social media sensation.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 17, 2025 at 12:13 PM
I think that some people would queue up to be kicked in the pods if they'd seen it on TikTok.
*Rob Halford voice*
RAKING THE LAWN! RAKING THE LAWN!
RAKING THE LAWN! RAKING THE LAWN!
November 16, 2025 at 2:11 PM
*Rob Halford voice*
RAKING THE LAWN! RAKING THE LAWN!
RAKING THE LAWN! RAKING THE LAWN!
If you haven't listened to So Disappointed yet then there are enough episodes on Soundcloud for a proper binge listen. There are lots of reasons to be disappointed, this podcast isn't one of them.
Every episode of the So Disappointed Podcast is available on SoundCloud.
Ideal for anyone who uses ad blockers - power to everyone who defies the big corporations. It's cool to stick it to the man, and you can listen to our podcast while you're doing it!
soundcloud.com/so-disappoin...
Ideal for anyone who uses ad blockers - power to everyone who defies the big corporations. It's cool to stick it to the man, and you can listen to our podcast while you're doing it!
soundcloud.com/so-disappoin...
So Disappointed
So Disappointed is a podcast about the phenomenon of widespread disappointment.
soundcloud.com
November 16, 2025 at 1:35 PM
If you haven't listened to So Disappointed yet then there are enough episodes on Soundcloud for a proper binge listen. There are lots of reasons to be disappointed, this podcast isn't one of them.
Not had a decent pair of clumpy boots in years, but finally bit the bullet and spent my birthday money on these bad boys.
November 16, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Not had a decent pair of clumpy boots in years, but finally bit the bullet and spent my birthday money on these bad boys.
Me laddo has been very busy in the kitchen. This is mochi apparently.
November 15, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Me laddo has been very busy in the kitchen. This is mochi apparently.
Lost Whamageddon.
In November.
Fuck you Magic Radio.
In November.
Fuck you Magic Radio.
November 14, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Lost Whamageddon.
In November.
Fuck you Magic Radio.
In November.
Fuck you Magic Radio.