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I'm gonna try hard this time not to touch the ground
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Amazing coda here.
February 2, 2026 at 11:44 AM
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this weekend i visited a beloved local cafe/record store and they had a bathroom labeled "Gay Bathroom". when we complimented the sign the barista said sometimes shitty people ask if there's a different bathroom they can use, so they have a second one in the other room labeled "Super Gay Bathroom"
February 1, 2026 at 11:52 PM
If only I had a kid with a college fund to raid www.ebay.co.uk/itm/31597174...
McDonalds Nike Chip | eBay UK
McDonald’s flat chip
www.ebay.co.uk
February 2, 2026 at 2:21 PM
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January 31, 2026 at 2:22 PM
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trending checks out
February 2, 2026 at 1:40 PM
I wish I'd seen this sooner; I've just donated my last ten bucks to a campaign to surround Garfield's house with No Cat signs
February 2, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Doctor: The solution is simple. The famous band Suede are in town tonight promoting their new album. Go and see them. That will pick you up.
Patient: But I thought you were going to prescribe me antidepressants?
Doctor:
February 2, 2026 at 11:26 AM
I wonder if she sent a note along with the invite? "Dear Jeffrey, I know you have an interest in cursed children and so..."
February 2, 2026 at 11:04 AM
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The British Museum posted Al slop and quietly deleted it. Here's what it was and why it matters.

#archaeology🏺#musuem #culture #heritage #history
February 1, 2026 at 3:19 PM
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Animalgesics.
#art #pills #moles
March 7, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Alt text for image: a bunch of Suede fans looking delighted during Brett doing an incursion into the audience
February 1, 2026 at 2:47 PM
If you can’t be in the crowd when Brett Anderson plunges into them, the next best place to be is watching the reaction of @suedehq.bsky.social fans when it happens
February 1, 2026 at 2:45 PM
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My only argument with Heaven 17 is that I do not believe fascism capable of having any sort of “groove thang”.
February 1, 2026 at 11:35 AM
Sam Fox here, calling Paul McCartney “good for his age”. That age being 42.
February 1, 2026 at 9:38 AM
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we said all along that they wanted Gawker dead not because we embarrassed a pro wrestler but because the Epstein story is one Gawker was covering a decade before most other people caught up & was just one of many stories exposing powerful people and their misdeeds
Among the batch of newly released emails from Jeffrey Epstein: Epstein telling Peter Thiel he would “gladly share…expenses for the Gawker suit.”

This was sent the day after @rmac.bsky.social and @mattdrange.bsky.social reported in Forbes that Thiel was behind the lawsuit that would bankrupt Gawker
January 31, 2026 at 8:31 PM
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I love that Prince Andrew had a codename email address to avoid suspicion and all the emails are like 'Had to spend the weekend at Balmoral, Mother wants me to look after the corgis, my brother's here too - not Edward, but Charles, you know the heir apparent.'
February 1, 2026 at 9:03 AM
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the theater is screening DOS Boot
January 31, 2026 at 1:44 PM
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As a side note, it’s funny to see so many of these emails with thirsty academics repeatedly enact Marx’s bit in the 1844 Manuscripts about the power of money. “Oh Mr Epstein, your house in New York is enormous and, unrelatedly, your questions at dinner were so intelligent, so insightful, so deep.”
January 31, 2026 at 4:05 PM
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10 years since we lost the great Terry Wogan who, if you didn't know, was the first person to play reggae music on mainstream radio in the UK. I mentioned him in this piece about Dawn Penn's No No No for the @thequietus.com a couple of years back thequietus.com/opinion-and-...
January 31, 2026 at 10:33 AM
oh, it looks like they've dropped the other games at some point
I know it's only an FOC, but I suspect done by someone who had fond memories of the original
January 31, 2026 at 10:38 AM
So the website... it hung around for a while, then fell off the net, then someone bought the URL and used it as a forwarding address for old-school slop. But now it's sort-of the original site, loosely - it brought back all the original games... seethru.co.uk
SeeThru
All the latest gaming tips, tricks and news
seethru.co.uk
January 31, 2026 at 9:38 AM
Think rather than seeing shuttered shops as a result of a broad range of economic challenges and shifts in consumption patterns, it's easier to go 'this is broken Britain, like Nige keeps saying' and assume since he keeps talking about, think that he might have a fix. Most people don't look closely
January 31, 2026 at 9:27 AM
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On this day, 2 years ago. I sat in bed and said to myself, 'Why haven't you finally made that compilation of Jim McDonald from Coronation Street, absolutely battering people to Motörhead? So I did.'

Enjoy! It will forever be my greatest contribution to society.
January 31, 2026 at 9:06 AM
Guardian report on how people are supporting Reform because their local High Street is becoming an abandoned wasteland and they think Farage's gang will help
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Chronicle report on how Saints coffee shop in Northampton was forced to close by Reform hiking rents by 50%
January 31, 2026 at 9:11 AM