Natalie P (is not a vampire) 🦇
@sashette.bsky.social
Was "witty, beautiful and depressed," now just the latter.
Occasional writer, often a nerd, living alone with CFS/ME.
Semi-professional #ttrpg muse and not a vampire.
LGBTQ+ folks are welcome and safe, phobes can get in the sea.
Occasional writer, often a nerd, living alone with CFS/ME.
Semi-professional #ttrpg muse and not a vampire.
LGBTQ+ folks are welcome and safe, phobes can get in the sea.
Pinned
I'm still here to be your #ttrpg muse, don't forget.
Escapism may be some folk's only refuge, so if building a better world in fantasy will make you feel better, you can bounce your ideas off me.
Whether its worlds, cultures, characters, themes or campaigns, come chat.
I'm shit at maths, mind.
💜
Escapism may be some folk's only refuge, so if building a better world in fantasy will make you feel better, you can bounce your ideas off me.
Whether its worlds, cultures, characters, themes or campaigns, come chat.
I'm shit at maths, mind.
💜
Very Normal Island "Should Be In Bed" club, represent.
You up?
You up?
February 3, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Very Normal Island "Should Be In Bed" club, represent.
You up?
You up?
We did get "2005" by South Arcade a little over a year ago. I don't know if that's better or worse.
February 3, 2026 at 1:21 AM
We did get "2005" by South Arcade a little over a year ago. I don't know if that's better or worse.
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ひさしぶりの鬼ちゃんズです。節分なので。「節分だから鬼ちゃんズ描くか」という気持ちと、「それはそれとしてナポリタン食べたい」という気持ちが、表現されてしまいました
February 3, 2026 at 12:53 AM
ひさしぶりの鬼ちゃんズです。節分なので。「節分だから鬼ちゃんズ描くか」という気持ちと、「それはそれとしてナポリタン食べたい」という気持ちが、表現されてしまいました
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This took me fucking ages
![1
[Scene is a GREGGS interior. A lone MAN, the only customer in the shop, is standing at counter]
MAN:
Please can I have a sausage roll.
2
GREGGS SHOP ASSISTANT:
Certainly sir
[She pulls a leaver on the panini machine and WOOSH the man disappears through a trapdoor].
Whoosh
3
[The MAN appears through a chute in an underground bunker. A voice from off-scene greets him]:
Welcome, friend
4
[We see the voice is of a military-looking resistance COMMANDER with a moustache]
COMMANDER:
You said "please can I have" instead of “can I get”…
So now you're one of us.
5
MAN:
W-where am I ...?
[We see him looking at a hi tech UNDERGROUND MILITARY BUNKER - it has resistance vibes, and has lots of screens with maps etc]
6
COMMANDER:
You've joined the resistance…
...against people saying things all American.
7
COMMANDER:
We are an underground network of sleeper agents poised to have a right go at young people the moment they say "mom" or "bangs”.
8
LIEUTENANT [Staring at screen]:
Agent 244 has just given a Zoomer in Halifax the “could/couldn't care less" speech, sir
COMMANDER:
Very good
9
[Show the map of the UK with digital pop ups on it saying ‘GOTTEN’, ‘ZEE’, ‘MATH’ etc
COMMANDER:
You may have heard our name... We are...
10
COMMANDER:
...the Fight Against New Yankee Pronunciations and Americanisms Corrupting the King's English!
11
[Show the military command center panel. It says on the wall in big metal letters]:
F.A.N.Y.P.A.C.K.E.
12
MAN
You've called yourselves the 'Fanny Pack'
COMMANDER:
We didn't spot the acronym
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February 2, 2026 at 10:25 PM
This took me fucking ages
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i watched #wednesday finally and i love these two
February 2, 2026 at 10:11 PM
i watched #wednesday finally and i love these two
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do *not* take her riches and gold
November 22, 2025 at 8:10 PM
do *not* take her riches and gold
It means the same. Utterly unchanged.
Part of you feels like it's passed beyond the borderlands, and it will never return.
You might, if you're lucky, get brief glimpses of that part of yourself again, but the visitations grow few and far between as the long years roll by.
Part of you feels like it's passed beyond the borderlands, and it will never return.
You might, if you're lucky, get brief glimpses of that part of yourself again, but the visitations grow few and far between as the long years roll by.
Thanks to a typo I am now musing on what 'Cthonic Fatigue Syndrome' might entail.
February 2, 2026 at 5:38 PM
It means the same. Utterly unchanged.
Part of you feels like it's passed beyond the borderlands, and it will never return.
You might, if you're lucky, get brief glimpses of that part of yourself again, but the visitations grow few and far between as the long years roll by.
Part of you feels like it's passed beyond the borderlands, and it will never return.
You might, if you're lucky, get brief glimpses of that part of yourself again, but the visitations grow few and far between as the long years roll by.
For context, this was in the "please, for the love of god, read another book, ANY other book" era in the early 2010s (the old Tumblr crowd knows), and an adult woman who was in her early 30s, as I was at the time.
Not someone for whom the books were formative child / youth reading.
Not someone for whom the books were formative child / youth reading.
Some days I wonder about the woman in the cafe meet cute; who told me she was "an avid reader" before recounting how she would read Potter start to finish and begin again, before I made my excuses and left.
I wonder how she's doing now.
Does she look upon her life in horror, or is she unrepentant?
I wonder how she's doing now.
Does she look upon her life in horror, or is she unrepentant?
February 2, 2026 at 4:21 PM
For context, this was in the "please, for the love of god, read another book, ANY other book" era in the early 2010s (the old Tumblr crowd knows), and an adult woman who was in her early 30s, as I was at the time.
Not someone for whom the books were formative child / youth reading.
Not someone for whom the books were formative child / youth reading.
Briefly back on my Blood Elf bullshit during this free weekend on Argent Dawn.
February 2, 2026 at 11:23 AM
Briefly back on my Blood Elf bullshit during this free weekend on Argent Dawn.
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Some of the commissions I've gotten from @minemir.bsky.social
They are very good and you should commission them for character art.
They are very good and you should commission them for character art.
February 2, 2026 at 4:47 AM
Some of the commissions I've gotten from @minemir.bsky.social
They are very good and you should commission them for character art.
They are very good and you should commission them for character art.
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A funny-looking friend
February 2, 2026 at 5:54 AM
A funny-looking friend
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Bumping this cuz I remembered it.
A short thread about the partial anti-miscegenation origins of the woo-ification of the "lost colony" or Roanoke.
It has that in common with Atlantis, as well; an origin in white-supremacist obfuscation.
A short thread about the partial anti-miscegenation origins of the woo-ification of the "lost colony" or Roanoke.
It has that in common with Atlantis, as well; an origin in white-supremacist obfuscation.
I adore miniminuteman and his efforts as a science/history communicator, fighting the tide of bullshit out there. But he left one important note out of his vid on the "mystery" out the Roanoke colony.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDl5...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDl5...
America's Atlantis: The "Lost" Colony of Roanoke
YouTube video by Miniminuteman
www.youtube.com
February 1, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Bumping this cuz I remembered it.
A short thread about the partial anti-miscegenation origins of the woo-ification of the "lost colony" or Roanoke.
It has that in common with Atlantis, as well; an origin in white-supremacist obfuscation.
A short thread about the partial anti-miscegenation origins of the woo-ification of the "lost colony" or Roanoke.
It has that in common with Atlantis, as well; an origin in white-supremacist obfuscation.
The overly decorative, icing heavy cupcakes that were so massively popular throughout the 2010s. They tasted of nothing but sugar, the texture was abhorrent and the price extortionate.
Yet, they were SO popular that my sister in law planned to give up her highly paid local sector job to make them.
Yet, they were SO popular that my sister in law planned to give up her highly paid local sector job to make them.
Guys, I really need to talk about something dumb and meaningless. What's a universally beloved sweet treat that you think is just mid? For me, it's meringue.
January 31, 2026 at 5:35 PM
The overly decorative, icing heavy cupcakes that were so massively popular throughout the 2010s. They tasted of nothing but sugar, the texture was abhorrent and the price extortionate.
Yet, they were SO popular that my sister in law planned to give up her highly paid local sector job to make them.
Yet, they were SO popular that my sister in law planned to give up her highly paid local sector job to make them.
Comedian extraordinaire, provider of so many gifs, every 90's kid's movie mum.
Rest well, Catherine O'Hara. You changed the way I say "baby" permanently, and you will be sorely missed. 💜
Rest well, Catherine O'Hara. You changed the way I say "baby" permanently, and you will be sorely missed. 💜
a screenshot from schitts creek shows a woman in a sequined dress
ALT: a screenshot from schitts creek shows a woman in a sequined dress
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January 30, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Comedian extraordinaire, provider of so many gifs, every 90's kid's movie mum.
Rest well, Catherine O'Hara. You changed the way I say "baby" permanently, and you will be sorely missed. 💜
Rest well, Catherine O'Hara. You changed the way I say "baby" permanently, and you will be sorely missed. 💜
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January 30, 2026 at 12:29 PM
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Timeline cleanse featuring penguins frolicking in the snow at the Pittsburgh Zoo!
January 30, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Timeline cleanse featuring penguins frolicking in the snow at the Pittsburgh Zoo!
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Does anyone have 31 friends who want to do something really cool?
January 29, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Does anyone have 31 friends who want to do something really cool?
If I've felt absent of late, I apologise. I've been dealing with a lot of stress over health and an incident causing my income to stop.
I've been doing some performative escapism in the Hytale early access, on a world with old friends.
Having never once touched Minecraft, I'm enjoying this a lot.
I've been doing some performative escapism in the Hytale early access, on a world with old friends.
Having never once touched Minecraft, I'm enjoying this a lot.
January 29, 2026 at 2:12 PM
If I've felt absent of late, I apologise. I've been dealing with a lot of stress over health and an incident causing my income to stop.
I've been doing some performative escapism in the Hytale early access, on a world with old friends.
Having never once touched Minecraft, I'm enjoying this a lot.
I've been doing some performative escapism in the Hytale early access, on a world with old friends.
Having never once touched Minecraft, I'm enjoying this a lot.
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This is such a wonderful review; @dramaticdragons.com displays that he really understands not just how to use "What's My Foundation?", but that he understands the theory behind the creation of the book, and the way in which we'd like to help GMs! Glowing endorsement of this review/tutorial!!
For anyone curious what they are missing by not getting What's My Foundation by @runicpressgames.com, there's the review for you!
youtu.be/mq7kr6sOLhw
youtu.be/mq7kr6sOLhw
REVIEW: Whats My Foundation? by Runic Press
YouTube video by Dramatic Dragons
youtu.be
January 29, 2026 at 1:39 PM
This is such a wonderful review; @dramaticdragons.com displays that he really understands not just how to use "What's My Foundation?", but that he understands the theory behind the creation of the book, and the way in which we'd like to help GMs! Glowing endorsement of this review/tutorial!!
Made the mistake of having a fairly bright, if late wake up after two days of utter exhaustion only to find my energy rapidly slipping away as I tried to make breakfast.
Sitting on the sofa now with a dry croissant and the remains of last night's bedside water bottle. Family have just texted.
Sitting on the sofa now with a dry croissant and the remains of last night's bedside water bottle. Family have just texted.
January 28, 2026 at 12:34 PM
Made the mistake of having a fairly bright, if late wake up after two days of utter exhaustion only to find my energy rapidly slipping away as I tried to make breakfast.
Sitting on the sofa now with a dry croissant and the remains of last night's bedside water bottle. Family have just texted.
Sitting on the sofa now with a dry croissant and the remains of last night's bedside water bottle. Family have just texted.
A night of dreams in which I am one of but a handful of people chosen to pilot a mech in earth's defence against inter dimensional incursion.
Then spending the entire dream trying not to be upset that I have clearly been given the shittiest mech and my inclusion was mere lip service?
🙃
Then spending the entire dream trying not to be upset that I have clearly been given the shittiest mech and my inclusion was mere lip service?
🙃
January 28, 2026 at 11:28 AM
A night of dreams in which I am one of but a handful of people chosen to pilot a mech in earth's defence against inter dimensional incursion.
Then spending the entire dream trying not to be upset that I have clearly been given the shittiest mech and my inclusion was mere lip service?
🙃
Then spending the entire dream trying not to be upset that I have clearly been given the shittiest mech and my inclusion was mere lip service?
🙃
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I heard the Nintendo Wii crash noise in a YouTube video I watched today, and my brain, as usual, said "Hey, you want to make something silly?" #VideoEdits #YTPMV
January 27, 2026 at 11:03 AM
I heard the Nintendo Wii crash noise in a YouTube video I watched today, and my brain, as usual, said "Hey, you want to make something silly?" #VideoEdits #YTPMV
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We all know that January is a tough month, so here's a moo Cow with their best Dog pal sharing a little quality moment.
January 26, 2026 at 8:12 AM
We all know that January is a tough month, so here's a moo Cow with their best Dog pal sharing a little quality moment.