Natalie P (is not a vampire) 🦇
@sashette.bsky.social
Was "witty, beautiful and depressed," now just the latter.
Occasional writer, often a nerd, living alone with CFS/ME.
Semi-professional #ttrpg muse and not a vampire.
LGBTQ+ folks are welcome and safe, phobes can get in the sea.
Occasional writer, often a nerd, living alone with CFS/ME.
Semi-professional #ttrpg muse and not a vampire.
LGBTQ+ folks are welcome and safe, phobes can get in the sea.
Pinned
I'm still here to be your #ttrpg muse, don't forget.
Escapism may be some folk's only refuge, so if building a better world in fantasy will make you feel better, you can bounce your ideas off me.
Whether its worlds, cultures, characters, themes or campaigns, come chat.
I'm shit at maths, mind.
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Escapism may be some folk's only refuge, so if building a better world in fantasy will make you feel better, you can bounce your ideas off me.
Whether its worlds, cultures, characters, themes or campaigns, come chat.
I'm shit at maths, mind.
💜
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Cat goblin
November 27, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Cat goblin
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The meanest thought I ever had about a baby was “oh no, he looks like John Byrne drew him”
November 26, 2025 at 12:41 AM
The meanest thought I ever had about a baby was “oh no, he looks like John Byrne drew him”
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making a sticker sheet of bunnies and calling it "nice buns!"
November 26, 2025 at 2:47 PM
making a sticker sheet of bunnies and calling it "nice buns!"
Saw these and have been saying "Tesco Turkey Tikka Tortillas" to the cadence of "Baby Billy's Bible Bonkers" for a good hour now.
November 25, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Saw these and have been saying "Tesco Turkey Tikka Tortillas" to the cadence of "Baby Billy's Bible Bonkers" for a good hour now.
Genuinely spit out a bit of coffee just now at the surprise left field dig at OceanGate during the Stitch's Picture Phone segment.
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Oh no. I have been awake for 24 hours now, in a vain attempt to course correct my sleep schedule, but a 4 hour Defunctland video just dropped.
I...
Oh no, my brain.
My poor brain.
I...
Oh no, my brain.
My poor brain.
Disney's Living Characters: A Broken Promise
YouTube video by Defunctland
youtu.be
November 24, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Genuinely spit out a bit of coffee just now at the surprise left field dig at OceanGate during the Stitch's Picture Phone segment.
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Well, my ridiculous plan of being up for 24 hours to adjust my sleep pattern seems to have worked.
I'm up at a reasonable UK time and have been for an hour.
Can I stick the landing and not randomly fall asleep for 7-10 hours this afternoon?
Find out on today's gripping episode.
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I'm up at a reasonable UK time and have been for an hour.
Can I stick the landing and not randomly fall asleep for 7-10 hours this afternoon?
Find out on today's gripping episode.
🙃
November 24, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Well, my ridiculous plan of being up for 24 hours to adjust my sleep pattern seems to have worked.
I'm up at a reasonable UK time and have been for an hour.
Can I stick the landing and not randomly fall asleep for 7-10 hours this afternoon?
Find out on today's gripping episode.
🙃
I'm up at a reasonable UK time and have been for an hour.
Can I stick the landing and not randomly fall asleep for 7-10 hours this afternoon?
Find out on today's gripping episode.
🙃
Oh no. I have been awake for 24 hours now, in a vain attempt to course correct my sleep schedule, but a 4 hour Defunctland video just dropped.
I...
Oh no, my brain.
My poor brain.
I...
Oh no, my brain.
My poor brain.
Disney's Living Characters: A Broken Promise
YouTube video by Defunctland
youtu.be
November 23, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Oh no. I have been awake for 24 hours now, in a vain attempt to course correct my sleep schedule, but a 4 hour Defunctland video just dropped.
I...
Oh no, my brain.
My poor brain.
I...
Oh no, my brain.
My poor brain.
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everyone who spent the 90s laboriously and lovingly making mixtapes just dissolved into ancient dust
November 21, 2025 at 8:42 PM
everyone who spent the 90s laboriously and lovingly making mixtapes just dissolved into ancient dust
Ah, shit.
So, Mani lived around the corner from me for the six years I lived in Heaton Chapel.
I'd regularly see this man, who was a rock star in my formative teenage years, in such absurdly mundane situations; at our train station, our shared GP surgery, at the Co-Op, buying eggs and milk.
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So, Mani lived around the corner from me for the six years I lived in Heaton Chapel.
I'd regularly see this man, who was a rock star in my formative teenage years, in such absurdly mundane situations; at our train station, our shared GP surgery, at the Co-Op, buying eggs and milk.
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The bass line to "I Wanna Be Adored" is one of the greatest in rock and roll, period, end of story
www.theguardian.com/music/2025/n...
www.theguardian.com/music/2025/n...
Gary ‘Mani’ Mounfield, the Stone Roses and Primal Scream bassist, dies aged 63
Ian Brown and Tim Burgess were among those to pay tribute to Mani, whose death was announced by his brother and nephew
www.theguardian.com
November 21, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Ah, shit.
So, Mani lived around the corner from me for the six years I lived in Heaton Chapel.
I'd regularly see this man, who was a rock star in my formative teenage years, in such absurdly mundane situations; at our train station, our shared GP surgery, at the Co-Op, buying eggs and milk.
💜
So, Mani lived around the corner from me for the six years I lived in Heaton Chapel.
I'd regularly see this man, who was a rock star in my formative teenage years, in such absurdly mundane situations; at our train station, our shared GP surgery, at the Co-Op, buying eggs and milk.
💜
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Looks like you've got some competition for baking queen, @tammi.bsky.social. 💜
Frog bakes Toad's favourite cake 🍰💖 #frogandtoad #knittedfrog #miniature #baking
YouTube video by India Rose Crawford
youtube.com
November 20, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Looks like you've got some competition for baking queen, @tammi.bsky.social. 💜
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If you see this, post your blue artwork 💙
November 19, 2025 at 7:10 PM
If you see this, post your blue artwork 💙
November 19, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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SPREAD THE GAY AGENDA!!!!!!
a cat laying on a wooden floor with a rainbow in the background
ALT: a cat laying on a wooden floor with a rainbow in the background
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2025 at 6:06 PM
SPREAD THE GAY AGENDA!!!!!!
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It might not be available in every country, as it's Gundam Info's official International channel, but the ENTIRETY of G-Witch's English dub is available for free on YouTube, including the prologue. 💜
Mobile Suit Gundam the Witch from Mercury (EN dub) - YouTube
youtube.com
November 19, 2025 at 6:02 PM
It might not be available in every country, as it's Gundam Info's official International channel, but the ENTIRETY of G-Witch's English dub is available for free on YouTube, including the prologue. 💜
"The players brought what they claimed was a personalised charcuterie board and a paired wine selection.
However, they failed to include figs and the chutney was, if you can believe it, a simple spiced tomato!
Naturally I killed a character to set an example. I let them choose; I'm not heartless."
However, they failed to include figs and the chutney was, if you can believe it, a simple spiced tomato!
Naturally I killed a character to set an example. I let them choose; I'm not heartless."
"I brought my GM a personal charcuterie board and they just went ahead and rolled everything for me and did all of my notes, would recommend 10/10."
I will usually give tips and suggestions to my players. The amount of suggestions given to a player is directly related to the quality of snacks they brought to feed me
November 19, 2025 at 2:13 PM
"The players brought what they claimed was a personalised charcuterie board and a paired wine selection.
However, they failed to include figs and the chutney was, if you can believe it, a simple spiced tomato!
Naturally I killed a character to set an example. I let them choose; I'm not heartless."
However, they failed to include figs and the chutney was, if you can believe it, a simple spiced tomato!
Naturally I killed a character to set an example. I let them choose; I'm not heartless."
Oh, and have another: Moribito, Guardian Of The Spirit.
Seriously, why haven't more folk watched this?
Any fantasy #ttrpg player should be lapping it up, it ticks so many boxes without being "over the top" as the sims so often complain about anime.
Seriously, why haven't more folk watched this?
Any fantasy #ttrpg player should be lapping it up, it ticks so many boxes without being "over the top" as the sims so often complain about anime.
November 19, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Oh, and have another: Moribito, Guardian Of The Spirit.
Seriously, why haven't more folk watched this?
Any fantasy #ttrpg player should be lapping it up, it ticks so many boxes without being "over the top" as the sims so often complain about anime.
Seriously, why haven't more folk watched this?
Any fantasy #ttrpg player should be lapping it up, it ticks so many boxes without being "over the top" as the sims so often complain about anime.
It's not really hipster, but it's an anime few folk in the UK or circles I've been part of online over the years have very much knowledge of, but anyway here's...
Sol Bianca
Sol Bianca
November 19, 2025 at 1:09 PM
It's not really hipster, but it's an anime few folk in the UK or circles I've been part of online over the years have very much knowledge of, but anyway here's...
Sol Bianca
Sol Bianca
Support your local, and not so local lads, lads.
Especially if you, yourself, happen to be a lad, because that's double the result for no extra effort, including self care as a result and there's nowt so thrifty as a canny lad who loves a bargain.
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Especially if you, yourself, happen to be a lad, because that's double the result for no extra effort, including self care as a result and there's nowt so thrifty as a canny lad who loves a bargain.
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Its #InternationalMensDay. This year the theme is "supporting men and boys". I am a fortunate man in that the international men in my life do a perfectly adequate job of supporting my whiny arse, and without them I'd prolly have topped myself by now. Cheers, guys.
International Mens Day - The Official Site
International Mens Day, Nov 19 – a global event celebrating men and boys, positive role models, and men’s health and wellbeing.
internationalmensday.com
November 19, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Support your local, and not so local lads, lads.
Especially if you, yourself, happen to be a lad, because that's double the result for no extra effort, including self care as a result and there's nowt so thrifty as a canny lad who loves a bargain.
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Especially if you, yourself, happen to be a lad, because that's double the result for no extra effort, including self care as a result and there's nowt so thrifty as a canny lad who loves a bargain.
💜
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The internet tells me that it's thirteen years since @badmachinery.com sketched me like one of his Yorkshire girls.
It's still framed, on me wall.
It's still framed, on me wall.
November 18, 2025 at 9:27 PM
The internet tells me that it's thirteen years since @badmachinery.com sketched me like one of his Yorkshire girls.
It's still framed, on me wall.
It's still framed, on me wall.
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We're a very normal island.
(Though, honestly, I'd be shocked if there hasn't also been local level satanic panic across all sorts of Sunday schools and Bible camps in the US, just going unreported.)
(Though, honestly, I'd be shocked if there hasn't also been local level satanic panic across all sorts of Sunday schools and Bible camps in the US, just going unreported.)
Singing of KPop Demon Hunters songs banned at school in Poole
The head teacher tells parents references to demons can feel
www.bbc.co.uk
November 19, 2025 at 2:38 AM
We're a very normal island.
(Though, honestly, I'd be shocked if there hasn't also been local level satanic panic across all sorts of Sunday schools and Bible camps in the US, just going unreported.)
(Though, honestly, I'd be shocked if there hasn't also been local level satanic panic across all sorts of Sunday schools and Bible camps in the US, just going unreported.)