Natalie P (is not a vampire) 🦇
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Natalie P (is not a vampire) 🦇
@sashette.bsky.social
Was "witty, beautiful and depressed," now just the latter.

Occasional writer, often a nerd, living alone with CFS/ME.

Semi-professional #ttrpg muse and not a vampire.

LGBTQ+ folks are welcome and safe, phobes can get in the sea.
Oh, absolutely!
January 31, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Sugar free jelly is a crime. Raspberry jelly is acceptable but ONLY in trifle.

I said what I said.
January 31, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Just plain sponge topped with overly sugary buttercream. If you were lucky the buttercream was flavoured, but even then it'd be lavender, chilli, or some nonsense you absolutely do not want on a bun.
January 31, 2026 at 5:46 PM
There's a lot of good workhorse doughnuts in with the visual nonsense there, though. You can get a box full of good flavours and textures.
January 31, 2026 at 5:43 PM
No attempt at making something enjoyable to eat, it was all visual nonsense.
January 31, 2026 at 5:41 PM
She's very good. Slice of life sci-fi is no longer such a hard sell thanks to efforts like hers.
January 30, 2026 at 12:11 PM
January 29, 2026 at 5:12 PM
I wish I had a pic of an adult cuboid sheep after you'd sheared them. You'd be giggling all afternoon.
January 29, 2026 at 2:21 PM
One of a series of petting zoos. I've added an ice pavilion since, with penguins.
January 29, 2026 at 2:18 PM
If there were still any mortal Beautiful Masters they could potentially do it, since they stole much of The Mother's divinity in the first place.

But they were all Unraveled at the end of the war, weren't they? Not that anyone even knows about them.

They all were Unraveled right? Right? Folks? Fo-
January 29, 2026 at 1:42 PM
No. Become a Real Problem™️ yes, but not truly challenge; not any Human, Vyralka, Changedfolk, Gilaren or Person Under The Mountain.

They'd be overwhelmed and become a near-mindless (or rather too many minded) raw force after only a few score souls, and they'd need hundreds of thousands.
January 29, 2026 at 1:42 PM
It's how it's all played utterly straight that's disorientating.

Pierce Brosnan doing an Ulster accent will hurt your brain a bit, though not as much as "Famous Actual Irish Actor Pierce Brosnan Doing A Clearly Awful Oirish Accent" in MobLand does.

I'm still not over that.
MobLand | Official Trailer | Paramount+
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January 29, 2026 at 1:23 PM
Technically they'd achieve some small level of divinity. Enough to make them a terrifying challenge for mortals to overcome.

But any of the *real* divinities, even the usurpers with their own stolen power, would be able to snuff them out like a candle.
January 29, 2026 at 1:10 PM
It's not bad, but it's an ODD watch, like a film from an alternate reality.
The Foreigner (2017 film) - Wikipedia
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January 29, 2026 at 1:03 PM
Thank you they are a very good bun, and I'm sure they love their little bun as much as I love Soft Bun and Claude. 💜
January 28, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Explained I'm not in a fit state for visitors and have been politely informed that it "wouldn't be right" to not spend time with them.

Nineteen years of slipping slowly into an ever more disabled state in front of them and they still think I can just turn it off for family.
January 28, 2026 at 12:34 PM