Nō 𝔸𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕠𝕒
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Bacon wrapped in an enigma.
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Bacon wrapped in an enigma.
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Winston would love this 🤣😂 #nzpol #OneTermGovernment
November 26, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Winston would love this 🤣😂 #nzpol #OneTermGovernment
I'd love to get a National voter to explain their thinking behind National campaigning to repeal a law they introduced only a week ago.
I'd also get a more coherent answer from banging my head against a brick wall.
#nzpol
I'd also get a more coherent answer from banging my head against a brick wall.
#nzpol
November 26, 2025 at 6:31 AM
I'd love to get a National voter to explain their thinking behind National campaigning to repeal a law they introduced only a week ago.
I'd also get a more coherent answer from banging my head against a brick wall.
#nzpol
I'd also get a more coherent answer from banging my head against a brick wall.
#nzpol
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"We might campaign on repealing the law we just passed" is dumber and more flailingly chaotic than literally ANYTHING on the left (and I'm making the call that that includes losing an MP to kleptomania and the implosion of TPM)
November 26, 2025 at 12:37 AM
"We might campaign on repealing the law we just passed" is dumber and more flailingly chaotic than literally ANYTHING on the left (and I'm making the call that that includes losing an MP to kleptomania and the implosion of TPM)
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the state of it, they even took their photographer out to stage a mock photo of them rocking up to a council building like they're heavies collecting rent arrears or some shit
November 26, 2025 at 6:10 AM
the state of it, they even took their photographer out to stage a mock photo of them rocking up to a council building like they're heavies collecting rent arrears or some shit
November 26, 2025 at 6:22 AM
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"Change is hard, and actually this government was elected to make tough decisions." - Bishop.
Mate, even if I wanted the change, if that was said by the person making the change, I'd change my mind...
#nzpol
Mate, even if I wanted the change, if that was said by the person making the change, I'd change my mind...
#nzpol
November 25, 2025 at 8:14 AM
"Change is hard, and actually this government was elected to make tough decisions." - Bishop.
Mate, even if I wanted the change, if that was said by the person making the change, I'd change my mind...
#nzpol
Mate, even if I wanted the change, if that was said by the person making the change, I'd change my mind...
#nzpol
So, get rid of one thing to replace it the same thing, but worse, with extra steps, and run by people who already have jobs.
Sounds like a typical National policy.
Let me guess, the same people who'd vote for these muppets are the same ones who don't understand regional councils?
#nzpol
Sounds like a typical National policy.
Let me guess, the same people who'd vote for these muppets are the same ones who don't understand regional councils?
#nzpol
No more regional councils - major shake-up of local government announced
The government says it is not a power grab, but about "making local government fit for purpose".
www.rnz.co.nz
November 25, 2025 at 5:23 AM
So, get rid of one thing to replace it the same thing, but worse, with extra steps, and run by people who already have jobs.
Sounds like a typical National policy.
Let me guess, the same people who'd vote for these muppets are the same ones who don't understand regional councils?
#nzpol
Sounds like a typical National policy.
Let me guess, the same people who'd vote for these muppets are the same ones who don't understand regional councils?
#nzpol
Chris Bishop says he's not plotting to roll Christopher Luxon
Chris Bishop says he's not plotting to roll Christopher Luxon
He's not the only MP who has been asked about a leadership challenge.
www.rnz.co.nz
November 25, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Going out on a limb here to suggest that the PM doesn’t understand what it is that regional councils do
November 25, 2025 at 3:13 AM
November 25, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Personally, it's not the fake content that gets me with AI, Photoshop has been a thing for decades.
It's the fact that they straight up stole how much of people's hard work and the only people who seem to still care about that are the ones who got their work stolen.
It's the fact that they straight up stole how much of people's hard work and the only people who seem to still care about that are the ones who got their work stolen.
November 25, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Personally, it's not the fake content that gets me with AI, Photoshop has been a thing for decades.
It's the fact that they straight up stole how much of people's hard work and the only people who seem to still care about that are the ones who got their work stolen.
It's the fact that they straight up stole how much of people's hard work and the only people who seem to still care about that are the ones who got their work stolen.
The brain is a powerful organ.
It starts working in the mother's womb, and doesn't stop working until you vote for National, ACT, or NZ First.
#nzpol
It starts working in the mother's womb, and doesn't stop working until you vote for National, ACT, or NZ First.
#nzpol
November 25, 2025 at 2:38 AM
The brain is a powerful organ.
It starts working in the mother's womb, and doesn't stop working until you vote for National, ACT, or NZ First.
#nzpol
It starts working in the mother's womb, and doesn't stop working until you vote for National, ACT, or NZ First.
#nzpol
I am unstoppable!!
Wait, no.
I am unstable!! Yeah, that's the one.
Wait, no.
I am unstable!! Yeah, that's the one.
November 25, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I am unstoppable!!
Wait, no.
I am unstable!! Yeah, that's the one.
Wait, no.
I am unstable!! Yeah, that's the one.
Ol' Winnie saying he "doesn't want to play political games" is him playing those bloody games.
This is Winston bloody Peters we're talking about. The guy who started his current party by playing political games with National, that guy doesn't wanna play political games? Right, and I'm rich.
#nzpol
This is Winston bloody Peters we're talking about. The guy who started his current party by playing political games with National, that guy doesn't wanna play political games? Right, and I'm rich.
#nzpol
Labour says the NZ First leader can act right now if he wants to overturn the Regulatory Standards Act. But Peters is a hard no, saying he has no interest in “political games”.
Winston Peters rejects Labour offer to help repeal controversial law
Labour says the NZ First leader can act right now if he wants to overturn the Regulatory Standards Act. But Peters is a hard no, saying he has no interest in “political games”.
dlvr.it
November 25, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Ol' Winnie saying he "doesn't want to play political games" is him playing those bloody games.
This is Winston bloody Peters we're talking about. The guy who started his current party by playing political games with National, that guy doesn't wanna play political games? Right, and I'm rich.
#nzpol
This is Winston bloody Peters we're talking about. The guy who started his current party by playing political games with National, that guy doesn't wanna play political games? Right, and I'm rich.
#nzpol
"We have to keep changing the way we run the country to make it simpler and easier to get things done." - Luxon.
Yeah nah, destroying the country for profit SHOULD. NOT. BE. EASY!
Surely there is a simpler and easier way for the idiot to understand that than waiting for him to quit...
#nzpol
Yeah nah, destroying the country for profit SHOULD. NOT. BE. EASY!
Surely there is a simpler and easier way for the idiot to understand that than waiting for him to quit...
#nzpol
a woman is sitting on a couch with the words `` can 't fix stupid '' .
ALT: a woman is sitting on a couch with the words `` can 't fix stupid '' .
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 2:09 AM
"We have to keep changing the way we run the country to make it simpler and easier to get things done." - Luxon.
Yeah nah, destroying the country for profit SHOULD. NOT. BE. EASY!
Surely there is a simpler and easier way for the idiot to understand that than waiting for him to quit...
#nzpol
Yeah nah, destroying the country for profit SHOULD. NOT. BE. EASY!
Surely there is a simpler and easier way for the idiot to understand that than waiting for him to quit...
#nzpol
Heh. Watch the intermediate students ask better questions than half (most) of the political journalists we have in this country...
#nzpol
#nzpol
Watch: Christopher Luxon and Erica Stanford face questions at school visit
It comes after a turbulent year, with the government pushing through numerous changes which have not always gone down well with teachers and principals.
www.rnz.co.nz
November 25, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Heh. Watch the intermediate students ask better questions than half (most) of the political journalists we have in this country...
#nzpol
#nzpol
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This feels like a metaphor
November 25, 2025 at 1:27 AM
This feels like a metaphor
Yeah, it was nicer when Te Pāti Māori was in the news advocating for Māori, instead of infighting.
This isn't the Musket wars. Sort out your bickering, or continue to prove the bigots right.
#nzpol
This isn't the Musket wars. Sort out your bickering, or continue to prove the bigots right.
#nzpol
Tākuta Ferris alleges 'despicable' treatment of dying MP Takutai Tarsh Kemp
Tākuta Ferris has levelled a series of allegations against his former party, which its president has dismissed as "innuendo".
www.rnz.co.nz
November 25, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Yeah, it was nicer when Te Pāti Māori was in the news advocating for Māori, instead of infighting.
This isn't the Musket wars. Sort out your bickering, or continue to prove the bigots right.
#nzpol
This isn't the Musket wars. Sort out your bickering, or continue to prove the bigots right.
#nzpol
Reckon if I put "we only need to be lucky once. Luxon needs to be lucky every time" on a shit it would sell?
Profits going to charity of course. If Luxon isn't going to do any good, we could at least do some good in "threatening" him...
#nzpol
Profits going to charity of course. If Luxon isn't going to do any good, we could at least do some good in "threatening" him...
#nzpol
November 25, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Reckon if I put "we only need to be lucky once. Luxon needs to be lucky every time" on a shit it would sell?
Profits going to charity of course. If Luxon isn't going to do any good, we could at least do some good in "threatening" him...
#nzpol
Profits going to charity of course. If Luxon isn't going to do any good, we could at least do some good in "threatening" him...
#nzpol
So, if Luxon kills regional councils today, who takes over their current responsibilities?
Watch the people who complain about having to pay rates to a regional council, complain about rate rises from their local council.
Do the people with money forget that things cost money?
#nzpol
Watch the people who complain about having to pay rates to a regional council, complain about rate rises from their local council.
Do the people with money forget that things cost money?
#nzpol
November 24, 2025 at 10:59 PM
So, if Luxon kills regional councils today, who takes over their current responsibilities?
Watch the people who complain about having to pay rates to a regional council, complain about rate rises from their local council.
Do the people with money forget that things cost money?
#nzpol
Watch the people who complain about having to pay rates to a regional council, complain about rate rises from their local council.
Do the people with money forget that things cost money?
#nzpol
I really need to stop saying "Awesome Sauce". I'm not white enough for that.
November 24, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I really need to stop saying "Awesome Sauce". I'm not white enough for that.
Transport Minister Chris Bishop blames “a significant escalation in costs and little clear benefit” for calling it quits on a replacement.
Cook Strait rescue tug going with no replacement
Transport Minister Chris Bishop blames “a significant escalation in costs and little clear benefit” for calling it quits on a replacement.
dlvr.it
November 24, 2025 at 10:10 PM
First police are deleting videos they shouldn't have on their work devices.
Now the govt is deleting fake videos of them "doing their job".
So, by "safer communities together", the "together" part meant we police ourselves while the cops watch porn? Great.
#nzpol
Now the govt is deleting fake videos of them "doing their job".
So, by "safer communities together", the "together" part meant we police ourselves while the cops watch porn? Great.
#nzpol
November 24, 2025 at 10:00 PM
First police are deleting videos they shouldn't have on their work devices.
Now the govt is deleting fake videos of them "doing their job".
So, by "safer communities together", the "together" part meant we police ourselves while the cops watch porn? Great.
#nzpol
Now the govt is deleting fake videos of them "doing their job".
So, by "safer communities together", the "together" part meant we police ourselves while the cops watch porn? Great.
#nzpol