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Empress of the Internet @johubris.bsky.social · 2h

He probably heard criticism of himself as “someone who’s heartless” and took it literally

LOOK AT HOW MUCH HEART I HAVE, MUCH HEART, THE HEARTIEST HEART THAT EVER HEARTED, MY DOCTOR SAID

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James Fluker 🇳🇿 | 🏳️‍🌈 | 🏳️‍⚧️ rights @jamesfluker.bsky.social · 3h

Thirst trap with an INSANE lore drop... I respect it 🫡

Jacus @jjacus.bsky.social · 3h

In the bathroom where my grandmother found my grandpa cheating on her with her brother. So naturally I had to take a selfie in her memory(she also is dead)

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Empress of the Internet @johubris.bsky.social · 2h

Nothing much said about cognitive function

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Empress of the Internet @johubris.bsky.social · 2h

Regular sleep patterns help me take my medications at regular times and that is a very useful thing

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laura olin @lauraolin.bsky.social · 3h

Suggested protest chant: WHO LET THE FROGS OUT (WHO WHO WHO WHO)

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Empress of the Internet @johubris.bsky.social · 3h

Tautoko

Danielle, Petty Hate Machine @dimsie.bsky.social · 3h

I think that covers most of them although I also hold a grudge against all the men who gave "I love my girlfriend even though she's fat" plaudits at the time like he was being so amazing and romantic

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Empress of the Internet @johubris.bsky.social · 3h

Seymour says that a 50,000 person petition is just 1% of the population and Parliament shouldn’t have to debate that. But the entire country can be ruined by 9% of the people just fine? Okay

MPs urged to debate petitions newspaper article

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Empress of the Internet @johubris.bsky.social · 3h

Mike O’Donnell will always be on my shitlist for this. Also on my petty forever grudges about dudes along with “I love my girlfriend EVEN THOUGH SHE’S FAT” Gilbert and “Festive party atmosphere” Edwards, “Chinese food gives you diabetes lol” Mulligan and others @dimsie may have to remind me of.

Alex @shakingstick.bsky.social · 4h

Media reporting Thiel talk series on the antichrist and not using the words or phrases 'gibberish' 'laughable nonsense' "stupid fucker' 'sweet lord almighty what does he take us for' this guy fucking sucks lol', I see you

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Tim @timward2014.bsky.social · 20h

Bloody well done.
When Australian comedians sum up your government better than the professional media 😑
#nzpol

the Juice Media @thejuicemedia.com · 22h

The Government of New Zealand has made a new tourism ad and it's surprsingly honest and informative!

Honest Government Ad | Visit New Zealand!

YouTube video by thejuicemedia

www.youtube.com

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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 2d

Frog and Toad looked into a mirror.

“We look brave,” said Frog.

“Yes, but are we?” asked Toad.

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Coates is Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 20h

I would like to apologise for the inaccuracy in my original post, though. I should have said: “Liverpudlians debated Mosley in the marketplace of ideas with a vigour to which he was hitherto unaccustomed”

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Empress of the Internet @johubris.bsky.social · 15h

I can’t wait for season two of Outrageous and I wish Jean was on Bluesky so she could tell me more about the Mitford Sisters

But also I am trying to resist the siren call of their Wikipedia page until after s2

Coates is Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 20h

Ah, happy 88th anniversary of the day Oswald Mosley tried to sell fascism to Liverpudlians – and someone concussed him with a brick

A man in a suit stands at a microphone which has been mounted on the roof of a van. There are loudspeakers at his feet, and a building behind him. He has an arm raised, and is flinching as projectiles are hurled at him, because he's a fucking Nazi

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Empress of the Internet @johubris.bsky.social · 15h

Get a bunch more dogs who are bed height and train them to take shifts being the edge of the bed so you a) have more bed space and b) have more dogs

Empress of the Internet @johubris.bsky.social · 22h

marge simpson from the simpsons is holding a potato and saying i just think they 're neat

ALT: marge simpson from the simpsons is holding a potato and saying i just think they 're neat

media.tenor.com

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Empress of the Internet @johubris.bsky.social · 1d

Very pleased @starlajo.bsky.social made this broach so I can say hello please pay attention to my boobs

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Empress of the Internet @johubris.bsky.social · 1d

Maybe we wouldn't be where we are now if we'd actually voted for them.

Our bad.

Empress of the Internet @johubris.bsky.social · 1d

Now tell him abotu the Yogic Flyers party www.facebook.com/watch/?v=235...

Redirecting...

www.facebook.com

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empath75.bsky.social @empath75.bsky.social · 1d

“I think for far too long we’ve tried not to lose, as opposed to figuring out how to win.” — the problem with the democratic party in a nutshell.

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Lyndon Hood @lyndonhood.bsky.social · 1d

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Zane Schacht - Voice Goblin @voicesbyzane.bsky.social · 1d

God if the outcome of all this is a discovery that a specific type of black mold makes you a weird bigot I'm gonna have a hearty chuckle then fill my pockets with stones and walk into a lake. We are now living in the mold age. The mildew years. The roaring fungis.

Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 1d

Suuuure it's the "molds" fault. Whats next, a very specific strain of mold that turns children's book authors into raging terfs?

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 1d

antifa in portland just announced they will be hosting a counter halftime show to counter turning point's counter halftime show

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Empress of the Internet @johubris.bsky.social · 1d

“We expected it to have the integrity of the president of the United States”

Honestly the fact that the watch even showed up is far exceeding that level, even if it does just say RUMP

derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 1d

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Empress of the Internet @johubris.bsky.social · 1d

I’ve sent them an initial email, will invoke privacy act if needed

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Empress of the Internet @johubris.bsky.social · 1d

Ooooooof, this is a big fuckup on this charity’s part. I have never heard from them before but now I want to know who they purchased my information from

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Empress of the Internet @johubris.bsky.social · 1d

To be fair, trump saying Portland is a hellhole over footage of a group of white people playing ukulele seems accurate

The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 1d

The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.

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