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WittyWallflower
@wittywallflower.bsky.social
deaf queer midwestern elder millenial. she/her.
i expect you to know how to behave at your big age.
No, I don’t think I would want to date someone who uses ChatGPT.

imagine finding out they put zero thought into your Christmas/birthday/anniversary present, just typed a question at a chatbot and rolled with the answer they were give…
November 11, 2025 at 10:36 PM
a band named themselves after one of my favorite colors, forever fucking up my search results when I’m looking for pretty aesthetic images in that hue
November 9, 2025 at 3:34 PM
confession: i work as an admin in a healthcare field, and I dont understand health insurance. Show me an EOB and its like hieroglyphics.

(don't worry, I don't handle the insurance stuff. I just live in fear of the day they decide they want me to train on those tasks)
November 5, 2025 at 6:27 PM
“What It Sounds Like” is the superior Huntrix song.

NO shade to “Golden“ or “How It’s Done”…

but I’m right.

#kpdh #kpopdemonhunters
October 31, 2025 at 2:21 AM
spent four (4) whole-ass hours at the vet with this booger-brain tonight

(she ain’t dying, she just scratched herself bald in patches and we had to deal with the itch)
October 30, 2025 at 5:35 AM
just wondering if the East Wing of the White House was confirmed empty before it was demolished because, uhh, seems like a very convenient way to dispose of a lot of evidence and secrets…
October 27, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Today I remembered I own an Oculus Quest 2 😅

what do ppl even do with VR? I have a few games and a meditation app but idk what else to try tbh
#metaquest2
October 26, 2025 at 12:30 AM
did y’all know there’s a doggie bar at the mpls farmers market??
October 17, 2025 at 4:55 AM
took a sick day with my boss's enthusiastic permission but still feel so anxious about it, even though i was watching my inbox for anything pressing and responded to a few messages throughout the day

kinda hate my old boss for making me so nervous about everything when i know i am very competent
October 16, 2025 at 9:23 PM
an interesting effect of being deaf but also having tinnitus is that everywhere and nowhere is quiet for me. simultaneously.
October 1, 2025 at 11:12 PM
sometime I just pause and remember the fact that I work from home and damn do I feel blessed.
October 1, 2025 at 12:31 AM
September 28, 2025 at 4:46 PM
cat owner things: leaving a piece of trash on the floor for ages because it is now the favorite toy.

shoutout to the balled up piece of discarded masking tape that has lived on the bathroom rug for a month because the cat plays with it every single time she follows me in.
September 14, 2025 at 6:28 PM
A+ honestly. The croissant itself was a good croissant to start, fresh and tasty. then waffle-izing it made it nice and warm but did not compress the flaky layers too much. I wondered if the waffle iron would make it crispy but it did not, it’s a soft warm croissant.
The croffle cloud releasing at the 2025 Minnesota State Fair is a personal attack.

Cramming 2 of my most favorite foods together, with options for a banana flavor AND a coconut flavor? They are targeting me specifically!
August 29, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Went to the Minnesota State Fair again, happy to report that the croffle cloud is delicious. perfect size for one person with a not-big stomach but also comes split in two to share. No pics because as soon as I got it I had to flee Spinning Wylde before a bee decided to kamikaze into my cotton candy
August 29, 2025 at 12:32 AM
today’s walk included birb and baby
August 23, 2025 at 3:31 AM
The croffle cloud releasing at the 2025 Minnesota State Fair is a personal attack.

Cramming 2 of my most favorite foods together, with options for a banana flavor AND a coconut flavor? They are targeting me specifically!
August 16, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I wonder how many lightning strikes will happen in Minnesota today because I have been watching this rain cloud flash and flicker every other second for like an hour now.
August 15, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I guess this pair of shorts just lives on the floor now so it can be a cat toy
August 11, 2025 at 12:16 AM
August 7, 2025 at 11:33 PM
watched a Chinese drama and was like "wow the male protag is smokin' hot. what's his story?"

So i google. first headline I see announces him as China's highest-earning actor and with that face, honestly..... seems fair.
August 6, 2025 at 5:04 PM
had to fix the old lady’s window seat so she could take in the view
August 4, 2025 at 2:37 AM
small town general store connected to small town liquor store, same singular employee staffing both… but what if someone enters the store they are not currently in and need help??

simply squeeze for service
August 3, 2025 at 3:14 AM
buzzed all my hair off because fuck it, why not?? I have no reason not to and no one to stop me!
July 27, 2025 at 10:57 PM