WittyWallflower
@wittywallflower.bsky.social
deaf queer midwestern elder millenial. she/her.
i expect you to know how to behave at your big age.
i expect you to know how to behave at your big age.
spent four (4) whole-ass hours at the vet with this booger-brain tonight
(she ain’t dying, she just scratched herself bald in patches and we had to deal with the itch)
(she ain’t dying, she just scratched herself bald in patches and we had to deal with the itch)
October 30, 2025 at 5:35 AM
spent four (4) whole-ass hours at the vet with this booger-brain tonight
(she ain’t dying, she just scratched herself bald in patches and we had to deal with the itch)
(she ain’t dying, she just scratched herself bald in patches and we had to deal with the itch)
did y’all know there’s a doggie bar at the mpls farmers market??
October 17, 2025 at 4:55 AM
did y’all know there’s a doggie bar at the mpls farmers market??
whisker game is insane
September 6, 2025 at 4:45 PM
whisker game is insane
today’s walk included turtle and baby
also I found a $20 bill on the ground
also I found a $20 bill on the ground
September 5, 2025 at 7:35 PM
today’s walk included turtle and baby
also I found a $20 bill on the ground
also I found a $20 bill on the ground
today’s walk included birb and baby
August 23, 2025 at 3:31 AM
today’s walk included birb and baby
The croffle cloud releasing at the 2025 Minnesota State Fair is a personal attack.
Cramming 2 of my most favorite foods together, with options for a banana flavor AND a coconut flavor? They are targeting me specifically!
Cramming 2 of my most favorite foods together, with options for a banana flavor AND a coconut flavor? They are targeting me specifically!
August 16, 2025 at 3:17 PM
The croffle cloud releasing at the 2025 Minnesota State Fair is a personal attack.
Cramming 2 of my most favorite foods together, with options for a banana flavor AND a coconut flavor? They are targeting me specifically!
Cramming 2 of my most favorite foods together, with options for a banana flavor AND a coconut flavor? They are targeting me specifically!
I guess this pair of shorts just lives on the floor now so it can be a cat toy
August 11, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I guess this pair of shorts just lives on the floor now so it can be a cat toy
had to fix the old lady’s window seat so she could take in the view
August 4, 2025 at 2:37 AM
had to fix the old lady’s window seat so she could take in the view
small town general store connected to small town liquor store, same singular employee staffing both… but what if someone enters the store they are not currently in and need help??
simply squeeze for service
simply squeeze for service
August 3, 2025 at 3:14 AM
small town general store connected to small town liquor store, same singular employee staffing both… but what if someone enters the store they are not currently in and need help??
simply squeeze for service
simply squeeze for service
still cute, if you were wondering
July 28, 2025 at 3:13 AM
still cute, if you were wondering
not to dox myself here but like…
July 18, 2025 at 10:14 PM
not to dox myself here but like…
tuckered out after playing in Lake Superior… yeah, she loves being in water already
July 13, 2025 at 11:56 PM
tuckered out after playing in Lake Superior… yeah, she loves being in water already
Halle Berry quite contrary how do your whiskers grow?
July 9, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Halle Berry quite contrary how do your whiskers grow?
incredible sunset tonight
July 8, 2025 at 2:16 AM
incredible sunset tonight
I’m supposed to be fanning myself, but it just makes such a satisfying clicky-click when I fold and unfold it.
July 4, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I’m supposed to be fanning myself, but it just makes such a satisfying clicky-click when I fold and unfold it.
I struggled a lot with it too, trying to balance wanting ppl who use them to get the same experience, and not wanting them to overwhelm with more detail than they want/need. Then I saw this on Tumblr:
July 2, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I struggled a lot with it too, trying to balance wanting ppl who use them to get the same experience, and not wanting them to overwhelm with more detail than they want/need. Then I saw this on Tumblr:
had Target giftcards from my old job I wanted to get rid of cuz fuck Target, but they don’t get to keep that free money
selected the option to ship in the fewest # of boxes, was told it would be 2 shipments & take 2 days longer. fine
8 boxes for 10 items over 4 days. half of them looked like this:
selected the option to ship in the fewest # of boxes, was told it would be 2 shipments & take 2 days longer. fine
8 boxes for 10 items over 4 days. half of them looked like this:
June 28, 2025 at 2:36 PM
had Target giftcards from my old job I wanted to get rid of cuz fuck Target, but they don’t get to keep that free money
selected the option to ship in the fewest # of boxes, was told it would be 2 shipments & take 2 days longer. fine
8 boxes for 10 items over 4 days. half of them looked like this:
selected the option to ship in the fewest # of boxes, was told it would be 2 shipments & take 2 days longer. fine
8 boxes for 10 items over 4 days. half of them looked like this:
went her her first swim last weekend… she was not entirely impressed but it wore her tf out
June 28, 2025 at 2:24 PM
went her her first swim last weekend… she was not entirely impressed but it wore her tf out
she’s getting big fast. and loves chewing on her big sister
June 12, 2025 at 2:23 AM
she’s getting big fast. and loves chewing on her big sister
😻 I just love her so much!
her name is Halle Berry but I usually call her HB, or booger.
her name is Halle Berry but I usually call her HB, or booger.
June 12, 2025 at 2:18 AM
😻 I just love her so much!
her name is Halle Berry but I usually call her HB, or booger.
her name is Halle Berry but I usually call her HB, or booger.
got to play with an adorable puppy today
May 11, 2025 at 11:49 PM
got to play with an adorable puppy today
drive my Chevy to the levee for an early Mother’s Day picnic and the weather was lovely and the river was wide and Levee Park had a music festival going on nearby and it was a good day!
May 11, 2025 at 2:10 AM
drive my Chevy to the levee for an early Mother’s Day picnic and the weather was lovely and the river was wide and Levee Park had a music festival going on nearby and it was a good day!
May 3, 2025 at 3:15 AM