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Jason H
@witzkers.bsky.social
3/4 of the best burrito in the business
Fuck. This. Team.
November 28, 2025 at 4:33 AM
October 23, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Too drunk to play Silksong
October 11, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
BUCK: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
BUCK: oh god yes
November 10, 2024 at 6:22 PM
I assume people are already sending this to @jasonkirk.fyi , but I just can't take the risk
BAJA BLAST PIE COMING TO TACO BELL IN NOVEMBER
September 19, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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BAJA BLAST PIE COMING TO TACO BELL IN NOVEMBER
September 18, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Shutdown Fullcast
MBMBaM
Friends at the Table
Effectively Wild
The Flop House
dating apps should just make men list their top 5 podcasts
September 17, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Bog standard Ravens 4th quarter collapse
September 8, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.
August 21, 2025 at 1:43 PM
There’s a crow outside my window at work have a full-on meltdown because they trimmed the trees in the parking lot. It sounds PISSED
August 4, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I’d say the movie quote I’ve most wanted to incorporate into my own life without pointing out the reference is Tim Curry from Clue:
“Can you keep a secret?”
“Yeah.”
“So can I.”
July 22, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I know the world is falling apart, but I’m in the middle of a really strong Balatro run right now
June 10, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Did Lenny ever cover Gold Dust Woman?
May 17, 2025 at 4:01 AM
$1 for how loud this concert was, on a scale from 1-10
April 19, 2025 at 6:01 AM
@hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social Important news from the world of entertainment
‘Pacific Rim’ TV Series From Legendary, Eric Heisserer Lands at Amazon for Development variety.com/2025/tv/news...
April 17, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Fuck it, sometimes college football is actually college hockey. $1 for each of Cornell coach Mike Shafer’s career wins. Screw BU
@newap-georgia.bsky.social
April 16, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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Happy Opening Day! One of my favorite comics about America's Pastime from @bransonreese.bsky.social www.branson-reese.com/archive/2017...
Baltimore Oriole — Branson Reese
www.branson-reese.com
March 27, 2025 at 3:27 PM
The last straw: sources indicating Trump is preparing Executive Order which states a golden retriever can’t play basketball
February 14, 2025 at 6:42 PM
New goal for 2025, making comments so groan-worthy that people don’t even acknowledge I said anything
January 1, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Magenta Ichiban Kasuga suit
December 13, 2024 at 5:27 PM
The ocean floor is just littered with sub-aquatic failed libertarian utopias
November 28, 2024 at 2:59 AM
@downgoesbrown.bsky.social hey, we got another goalie goal in Tampa!
November 28, 2024 at 2:43 AM
Flight left on time, weather is perfect (as usual), 17th in line for departure. San Diego airport is a joke
November 27, 2024 at 3:04 PM
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This needs to be said, loud, and often.
November 25, 2024 at 5:20 PM
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I just saw this, went into a fugue state, and when I came to I had written this
November 19, 2024 at 11:41 PM