Laurie Kilmartin
anylaurie16.bsky.social
Laurie Kilmartin
@anylaurie16.bsky.social
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Standup comedian, writer, https://lauriekilmartin.com
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she’s facing 8 years, idiot.
Whoa
Someone asked what happened to the casual Nazi at the end of WWII. The people who supported the Party

The answer? Suicides and murders. If they weren’t beaten to death or shot in the streets, they killed themselves

There’s a book called Promise Me You’ll Shoot Yourself by Florian Huber about it.
I have no idea, I’m a late night gal
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it’s fucking insane that you can log off for a few hours and come back to find trump invaded another city in his own country
Hey, I stopped doing that. For planes, i do my normal stuff: anti-viral nasal spray and a mask, plus blow the plane air. (And I’m always boosted)
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SUN Aug 7th, 6pm @ Dynasty Typewriter! Unexpect the expected! Hanging with Doctor Z w/ guests @anylaurie16.bsky.social, Chris Estrada & Andy Daly! Get tix, these shows sell out! Also avail to livestream. @danagould.bsky.social may be there too but he always scrams before showtime. #PlanetOfTheJapes
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just can not shake the feeling that democratic leadership really believes they are just a couple votes away from the halcyon times of enjoying senate softball and seersucker suit day
Oh fuck not again
This entire article gleefully and breathlessly describing how Dems are “finally starting to get the message” that they need to court the right and abandon liberal values in order to win. It’s positioning Newsom, Shapiro, and Emanuel as brilliant heroes who will save the party.

I WANT TO SCREAM
Democrats with an eye on 2028 reject some parts of liberal orthodoxy
Some presidential prospects have embraced “Sister Souljah moments” that demonstrate their independence from left-wing orthodoxy.
www.washingtonpost.com
Aw thank you Marty. I’m sorry you’re going thru stuff.
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Essentially, when you install a Ring you’ve become a volunteer cop.
ICYMI: Amazon still doing Amazon things

The company is not only reintroducing new versions of old features that allow police to access footage from Ring users

Amazon is introducing a new Ring feature that will allow police to request *livestream* access to our home security devices.

@eff.org
Amazon Ring Cashes in on Techno-Authoritarianism and Mass Surveillance
Ring founder Jamie Siminoff is back at the helm of the surveillance doorbell company, and with him is the surveillance-first-privacy-last approach that made Ring one of the most maligned tech devices....
www.eff.org
Omg. That poor family. The son ❤️
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Only an asshole would be a friend of Jeffrey Epstein and an enemy of Canada.