WoD Happens
@wodhappens.bsky.social
Everyday (un)life in the World of Darkness. Humor account hammering one joke into the ground since 2014. Will sometimes also create viable plot hooks as well. She/Her.
December 14, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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Delta Green scenario where they discover some entity has been turning a rural town into a Hallmark Christmas romance.
Somehow it's luring businesswomen from several states away and influencing them into falling in love with lumberjacks, for its own mysterious purposes
Somehow it's luring businesswomen from several states away and influencing them into falling in love with lumberjacks, for its own mysterious purposes
December 12, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Delta Green scenario where they discover some entity has been turning a rural town into a Hallmark Christmas romance.
Somehow it's luring businesswomen from several states away and influencing them into falling in love with lumberjacks, for its own mysterious purposes
Somehow it's luring businesswomen from several states away and influencing them into falling in love with lumberjacks, for its own mysterious purposes
I left the mystery game statue.
Meant to be clearer about it being a path to Jhor.
Sorry everybody.
Meant to be clearer about it being a path to Jhor.
Sorry everybody.
December 11, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I left the mystery game statue.
Meant to be clearer about it being a path to Jhor.
Sorry everybody.
Meant to be clearer about it being a path to Jhor.
Sorry everybody.
"If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?"
Bob Giovanni, friendly local necromancer
Bob Giovanni, friendly local necromancer
December 11, 2025 at 12:28 AM
"If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?"
Bob Giovanni, friendly local necromancer
Bob Giovanni, friendly local necromancer
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'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 8:31 AM
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
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"I'm not in denial, I'm in open rebellion" damn that quote goes hard
“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.”
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 AM
"I'm not in denial, I'm in open rebellion" damn that quote goes hard
Pentex statement: O'Tolley's may be part of a global megacorp accelerationist death cult, but we still don't use AI slop advertising.
December 11, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Pentex statement: O'Tolley's may be part of a global megacorp accelerationist death cult, but we still don't use AI slop advertising.
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This is why hating and mocking AI relentlessly and publicly is vital work.
McDonald's has taken down a Christmas ad made with AI following online backlash
The company said the moment served as "an important learning" as it explored "the effective use of AI"
The company said the moment served as "an important learning" as it explored "the effective use of AI"
McDonald's pulls AI-generated Christmas advert following backlash
McDonald's said the moment served as "an important learning" as it explored "the effective use of AI".
www.bbc.com
December 10, 2025 at 5:45 PM
This is why hating and mocking AI relentlessly and publicly is vital work.
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Random Rejected Mythos Creature Texture Table
1. uneven
2. chocolatey
3. uncannily smooth
4. moisture wicking
5. raggle-taggle
6. pilled
7. frangible
8. sparkly
9. less rugose than first glance would indicate
10. discouraging
11. ranch flavored
12. penguiny
1. uneven
2. chocolatey
3. uncannily smooth
4. moisture wicking
5. raggle-taggle
6. pilled
7. frangible
8. sparkly
9. less rugose than first glance would indicate
10. discouraging
11. ranch flavored
12. penguiny
December 9, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Random Rejected Mythos Creature Texture Table
1. uneven
2. chocolatey
3. uncannily smooth
4. moisture wicking
5. raggle-taggle
6. pilled
7. frangible
8. sparkly
9. less rugose than first glance would indicate
10. discouraging
11. ranch flavored
12. penguiny
1. uneven
2. chocolatey
3. uncannily smooth
4. moisture wicking
5. raggle-taggle
6. pilled
7. frangible
8. sparkly
9. less rugose than first glance would indicate
10. discouraging
11. ranch flavored
12. penguiny
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Storm Bram will disappoint if it doesn't leave a ghost ship wrecked off Whitby.
December 9, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Storm Bram will disappoint if it doesn't leave a ghost ship wrecked off Whitby.
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Next time someone wishes me merry xmas I'll go pudding on their arse.
No wait, that sounded wrong... Fuckit you know what I mean.
No wait, that sounded wrong... Fuckit you know what I mean.
December 9, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Next time someone wishes me merry xmas I'll go pudding on their arse.
No wait, that sounded wrong... Fuckit you know what I mean.
No wait, that sounded wrong... Fuckit you know what I mean.
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As I've threated a few times, I created a Bloodlines-Adjacent playlist, for artists/songs that appear in Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines but aren't on the official soundtrack.
Bloodlines-Adjacent
Music from bands that appear in Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines but aren't on the official soundtrack
music.youtube.com
December 8, 2025 at 1:41 AM
As I've threated a few times, I created a Bloodlines-Adjacent playlist, for artists/songs that appear in Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines but aren't on the official soundtrack.
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My introverted, closed off Salubri plans to be social for once in the only comfortable, safe space for him, using the night to visit a friendly bookstore
Needs to feed before to make sure no accidents happen
*boom* ACUTE CHOLERIC RESONANCE FOR BOOKSTORE NIGHT
Needs to feed before to make sure no accidents happen
*boom* ACUTE CHOLERIC RESONANCE FOR BOOKSTORE NIGHT
December 7, 2025 at 4:43 PM
My introverted, closed off Salubri plans to be social for once in the only comfortable, safe space for him, using the night to visit a friendly bookstore
Needs to feed before to make sure no accidents happen
*boom* ACUTE CHOLERIC RESONANCE FOR BOOKSTORE NIGHT
Needs to feed before to make sure no accidents happen
*boom* ACUTE CHOLERIC RESONANCE FOR BOOKSTORE NIGHT
"Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?"
It is a World... of Darkness.
The sin of Caine has spawned a cursed horror that stalks the night in search of living blood.
The Kindred have long been a secret influence through all ages of human history, plotting against each other in a never-
It is a World... of Darkness.
The sin of Caine has spawned a cursed horror that stalks the night in search of living blood.
The Kindred have long been a secret influence through all ages of human history, plotting against each other in a never-
December 7, 2025 at 12:22 AM
"Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?"
It is a World... of Darkness.
The sin of Caine has spawned a cursed horror that stalks the night in search of living blood.
The Kindred have long been a secret influence through all ages of human history, plotting against each other in a never-
It is a World... of Darkness.
The sin of Caine has spawned a cursed horror that stalks the night in search of living blood.
The Kindred have long been a secret influence through all ages of human history, plotting against each other in a never-
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
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Bring Forth the Guillotine
YouTube video by Silver Bullet - Topic
youtu.be
December 6, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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Anyway, Brujah are fighters, Gangrel are rangers, Malkavians are illusionists, Nosferatu are thieves, Toreador are bards, Tremere are magic-users, and Ventrue are nobles.
(Banu Haqim are Society of Assassins, Ravnos are Discordians, Giovanni are Gnomes of Zurich, and Ministry is the Chthonians.)
(Banu Haqim are Society of Assassins, Ravnos are Discordians, Giovanni are Gnomes of Zurich, and Ministry is the Chthonians.)
December 6, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Anyway, Brujah are fighters, Gangrel are rangers, Malkavians are illusionists, Nosferatu are thieves, Toreador are bards, Tremere are magic-users, and Ventrue are nobles.
(Banu Haqim are Society of Assassins, Ravnos are Discordians, Giovanni are Gnomes of Zurich, and Ministry is the Chthonians.)
(Banu Haqim are Society of Assassins, Ravnos are Discordians, Giovanni are Gnomes of Zurich, and Ministry is the Chthonians.)
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A lot of the other faces of Nyarlathotep try to keep it subtle but FIFA Nyarlathotep is “hells yes I’m Nyarlathotep!!”
This is the most horrific trophy I’ve ever seen. It looks like a cursed object found in a desert crypt.
December 5, 2025 at 10:53 PM
A lot of the other faces of Nyarlathotep try to keep it subtle but FIFA Nyarlathotep is “hells yes I’m Nyarlathotep!!”
Krampus problems? You need more potassium in your diet.
December 6, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Krampus problems? You need more potassium in your diet.
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December 5, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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100% Pan-tone deaf color choice this year 😑
December 5, 2025 at 3:59 PM
100% Pan-tone deaf color choice this year 😑
My annual Wrapped
December 4, 2025 at 10:21 PM
My annual Wrapped
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Getting ready for xmas.
December 4, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Getting ready for xmas.