Wolfcat 🥄
@wolfcat.bsky.social
Social Media Hack, Emergency Management stuff and I have a set of Twins that even groan at how bad my Dad jokes are.
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Total Fire Ban for Monday 12 Jan 2026 is now only North Central and North East Districts only.
Now down to 11 Emergency Level Warnings across Victoria
#VicFires
Now down to 11 Emergency Level Warnings across Victoria
#VicFires
January 11, 2026 at 5:19 AM
Total Fire Ban for Monday 12 Jan 2026 is now only North Central and North East Districts only.
Now down to 11 Emergency Level Warnings across Victoria
#VicFires
Now down to 11 Emergency Level Warnings across Victoria
#VicFires
FFS Facebook, I don't need random paranoid parents posts in my timeline.
You give me these, I am giving them
"Parts for an interdimensional hyper jump locater. Often used by cats to hide socks."
You give me these, I am giving them
"Parts for an interdimensional hyper jump locater. Often used by cats to hide socks."
January 10, 2026 at 10:43 AM
FFS Facebook, I don't need random paranoid parents posts in my timeline.
You give me these, I am giving them
"Parts for an interdimensional hyper jump locater. Often used by cats to hide socks."
You give me these, I am giving them
"Parts for an interdimensional hyper jump locater. Often used by cats to hide socks."
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Here are the Walwa and Longwood line scans (as of 3:30pm 10 Jan) to give you an idea of the scale of the fires when overlaid on the base Melbourne map.
Yikes!
#VicFires
Yikes!
#VicFires
January 10, 2026 at 4:49 AM
Here are the Walwa and Longwood line scans (as of 3:30pm 10 Jan) to give you an idea of the scale of the fires when overlaid on the base Melbourne map.
Yikes!
#VicFires
Yikes!
#VicFires
"The facts are clear and well established. Once a Nobel Prize is announced, it cannot be revoked, shared, or transferred to others. The decision is final and stands for all time."
That this statement exists show we are in the dumbest timeline.
Restart the LHC and lets try again.
That this statement exists show we are in the dumbest timeline.
Restart the LHC and lets try again.
January 10, 2026 at 9:41 AM
"The facts are clear and well established. Once a Nobel Prize is announced, it cannot be revoked, shared, or transferred to others. The decision is final and stands for all time."
That this statement exists show we are in the dumbest timeline.
Restart the LHC and lets try again.
That this statement exists show we are in the dumbest timeline.
Restart the LHC and lets try again.
Here are the Walwa and Longwood line scans (as of 3:30pm 10 Jan) to give you an idea of the scale of the fires when overlaid on the base Melbourne map.
Yikes!
#VicFires
Yikes!
#VicFires
January 10, 2026 at 4:49 AM
Here are the Walwa and Longwood line scans (as of 3:30pm 10 Jan) to give you an idea of the scale of the fires when overlaid on the base Melbourne map.
Yikes!
#VicFires
Yikes!
#VicFires
Sit Rep: 3pm 10 Jan
Wind is still being sketchy.
Fires can not read so are entering places they shouldn't despite all the signs saying it is a TFB across the State.
14 Emergency Warnings (4 in the Otway Area, all new today)
14 Watch and Act
29 Advice Messages
5 Community Info
#VicFires
Wind is still being sketchy.
Fires can not read so are entering places they shouldn't despite all the signs saying it is a TFB across the State.
14 Emergency Warnings (4 in the Otway Area, all new today)
14 Watch and Act
29 Advice Messages
5 Community Info
#VicFires
January 10, 2026 at 4:04 AM
Sit Rep: 3pm 10 Jan
Wind is still being sketchy.
Fires can not read so are entering places they shouldn't despite all the signs saying it is a TFB across the State.
14 Emergency Warnings (4 in the Otway Area, all new today)
14 Watch and Act
29 Advice Messages
5 Community Info
#VicFires
Wind is still being sketchy.
Fires can not read so are entering places they shouldn't despite all the signs saying it is a TFB across the State.
14 Emergency Warnings (4 in the Otway Area, all new today)
14 Watch and Act
29 Advice Messages
5 Community Info
#VicFires
Sit Rep: 12pm 10 Jan 2026
Another busy afternoon lays ahead.
Monitor local conditions be prepared for shit to go sideways fast any where in Victoria
14 Emergency Level Warnings
16 Watch and Act
36 Advice Level Warnings
4 Community Info
#VicFires
Another busy afternoon lays ahead.
Monitor local conditions be prepared for shit to go sideways fast any where in Victoria
14 Emergency Level Warnings
16 Watch and Act
36 Advice Level Warnings
4 Community Info
#VicFires
January 10, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Sit Rep: 12pm 10 Jan 2026
Another busy afternoon lays ahead.
Monitor local conditions be prepared for shit to go sideways fast any where in Victoria
14 Emergency Level Warnings
16 Watch and Act
36 Advice Level Warnings
4 Community Info
#VicFires
Another busy afternoon lays ahead.
Monitor local conditions be prepared for shit to go sideways fast any where in Victoria
14 Emergency Level Warnings
16 Watch and Act
36 Advice Level Warnings
4 Community Info
#VicFires
And for another day
YIKES
Emergency Warning - Bushfire - Leave Immediately - for Cape Otway, Maits Rest.
The bushfire is travelling in a south-easterly direction. The fire started near Great Ocean Road in Cape Otway
Great Ocean Road could be impacted anytime within the next hour.
#VicFires
YIKES
Emergency Warning - Bushfire - Leave Immediately - for Cape Otway, Maits Rest.
The bushfire is travelling in a south-easterly direction. The fire started near Great Ocean Road in Cape Otway
Great Ocean Road could be impacted anytime within the next hour.
#VicFires
January 10, 2026 at 12:48 AM
And for another day
YIKES
Emergency Warning - Bushfire - Leave Immediately - for Cape Otway, Maits Rest.
The bushfire is travelling in a south-easterly direction. The fire started near Great Ocean Road in Cape Otway
Great Ocean Road could be impacted anytime within the next hour.
#VicFires
YIKES
Emergency Warning - Bushfire - Leave Immediately - for Cape Otway, Maits Rest.
The bushfire is travelling in a south-easterly direction. The fire started near Great Ocean Road in Cape Otway
Great Ocean Road could be impacted anytime within the next hour.
#VicFires
If you missed the update from the Premier and Agency Heads, the video is on YouTube.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vdcg...
#VicFires
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vdcg...
#VicFires
IN FULL: Victorian authorities provide update on out of control fires | ABC NEWS
YouTube video by ABC News (Australia)
www.youtube.com
January 10, 2026 at 12:37 AM
If you missed the update from the Premier and Agency Heads, the video is on YouTube.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vdcg...
#VicFires
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vdcg...
#VicFires
Sit Rep: 8am 10 Jan 2026
The cool change arrived, but there are lots of active fire grounds.
State wide TFB
Lots of smoke everywhere.
Don't be a disaster tourist!
19 Emergency Warnings
16 Watch and Act
37 Watch and Act
4 Community Info
#VicFires
The cool change arrived, but there are lots of active fire grounds.
State wide TFB
Lots of smoke everywhere.
Don't be a disaster tourist!
19 Emergency Warnings
16 Watch and Act
37 Watch and Act
4 Community Info
#VicFires
January 9, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Sit Rep: 8am 10 Jan 2026
The cool change arrived, but there are lots of active fire grounds.
State wide TFB
Lots of smoke everywhere.
Don't be a disaster tourist!
19 Emergency Warnings
16 Watch and Act
37 Watch and Act
4 Community Info
#VicFires
The cool change arrived, but there are lots of active fire grounds.
State wide TFB
Lots of smoke everywhere.
Don't be a disaster tourist!
19 Emergency Warnings
16 Watch and Act
37 Watch and Act
4 Community Info
#VicFires
Morning #MelbWeather and #VicFires people.
It's much cooler this morning (19.3c) and you think, I should open the house up and let some cool fresh air in.
Well... that is where the bad new starts.
The air is laden with smoke, so don't.
It will be a few days before the cost of yesterday is known
It's much cooler this morning (19.3c) and you think, I should open the house up and let some cool fresh air in.
Well... that is where the bad new starts.
The air is laden with smoke, so don't.
It will be a few days before the cost of yesterday is known
January 9, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Morning #MelbWeather and #VicFires people.
It's much cooler this morning (19.3c) and you think, I should open the house up and let some cool fresh air in.
Well... that is where the bad new starts.
The air is laden with smoke, so don't.
It will be a few days before the cost of yesterday is known
It's much cooler this morning (19.3c) and you think, I should open the house up and let some cool fresh air in.
Well... that is where the bad new starts.
The air is laden with smoke, so don't.
It will be a few days before the cost of yesterday is known
January 9, 2026 at 10:56 AM
Sit Rep 9:30pm
Things are slowly improving. The woods are not yet out of.
22 Emergency Warnings
19 Watch and Act
26 Advice
4 Community Notices
It will take a few days for impact assessment teams to tell the real toll of today. It will take weeks for today to be over.
#VicFires
Things are slowly improving. The woods are not yet out of.
22 Emergency Warnings
19 Watch and Act
26 Advice
4 Community Notices
It will take a few days for impact assessment teams to tell the real toll of today. It will take weeks for today to be over.
#VicFires
January 9, 2026 at 10:38 AM
Sit Rep 9:30pm
Things are slowly improving. The woods are not yet out of.
22 Emergency Warnings
19 Watch and Act
26 Advice
4 Community Notices
It will take a few days for impact assessment teams to tell the real toll of today. It will take weeks for today to be over.
#VicFires
Things are slowly improving. The woods are not yet out of.
22 Emergency Warnings
19 Watch and Act
26 Advice
4 Community Notices
It will take a few days for impact assessment teams to tell the real toll of today. It will take weeks for today to be over.
#VicFires
If you tap the inverse to ten on a pay phone for each number, you can make a free phone call and save yourself 6cents.
Without revealing your actual age,what's something you remember that if you told a younger person they wouldn't understand?
January 9, 2026 at 10:20 AM
If you tap the inverse to ten on a pay phone for each number, you can make a free phone call and save yourself 6cents.
Good News... nope got none.
Bad News... oh that I have got it spades.
Major band of dry lightning moving through Victoria across very dry country.
As the old saying goes, this ain't over my a country mile.
#VicFires
Bad News... oh that I have got it spades.
Major band of dry lightning moving through Victoria across very dry country.
As the old saying goes, this ain't over my a country mile.
#VicFires
January 9, 2026 at 9:48 AM
Good News... nope got none.
Bad News... oh that I have got it spades.
Major band of dry lightning moving through Victoria across very dry country.
As the old saying goes, this ain't over my a country mile.
#VicFires
Bad News... oh that I have got it spades.
Major band of dry lightning moving through Victoria across very dry country.
As the old saying goes, this ain't over my a country mile.
#VicFires
7pm Sit Rep.
The predictions were for a bad day. It will be going for many days yet, today is very much not over
Situation is very dynamic, the cool change will help after it does a lot of hindering.
30 Emergency Warnings
15 Watch and Acts
1 Community Message
#VicFires
The predictions were for a bad day. It will be going for many days yet, today is very much not over
Situation is very dynamic, the cool change will help after it does a lot of hindering.
30 Emergency Warnings
15 Watch and Acts
1 Community Message
#VicFires
January 9, 2026 at 8:04 AM
7pm Sit Rep.
The predictions were for a bad day. It will be going for many days yet, today is very much not over
Situation is very dynamic, the cool change will help after it does a lot of hindering.
30 Emergency Warnings
15 Watch and Acts
1 Community Message
#VicFires
The predictions were for a bad day. It will be going for many days yet, today is very much not over
Situation is very dynamic, the cool change will help after it does a lot of hindering.
30 Emergency Warnings
15 Watch and Acts
1 Community Message
#VicFires
State Wide Community Information message has been issued for smoke.
You will see or smell smoke in parts of Victoria.
Smoke and ash from fires in the landscape may drift to far-reaching areas away from the fires.
#VicFires
You will see or smell smoke in parts of Victoria.
Smoke and ash from fires in the landscape may drift to far-reaching areas away from the fires.
#VicFires
January 9, 2026 at 7:51 AM
State Wide Community Information message has been issued for smoke.
You will see or smell smoke in parts of Victoria.
Smoke and ash from fires in the landscape may drift to far-reaching areas away from the fires.
#VicFires
You will see or smell smoke in parts of Victoria.
Smoke and ash from fires in the landscape may drift to far-reaching areas away from the fires.
#VicFires
5pm Sit Rep.
The day has played out as predicted. The predictions were for a bad day. It will be going for many days yet.
Situation is very dynamic.
21 Emergency Warnings
12 Watch and Acts
17 Advice Messages
#VicFires
The day has played out as predicted. The predictions were for a bad day. It will be going for many days yet.
Situation is very dynamic.
21 Emergency Warnings
12 Watch and Acts
17 Advice Messages
#VicFires
January 9, 2026 at 6:07 AM
5pm Sit Rep.
The day has played out as predicted. The predictions were for a bad day. It will be going for many days yet.
Situation is very dynamic.
21 Emergency Warnings
12 Watch and Acts
17 Advice Messages
#VicFires
The day has played out as predicted. The predictions were for a bad day. It will be going for many days yet.
Situation is very dynamic.
21 Emergency Warnings
12 Watch and Acts
17 Advice Messages
#VicFires
If you needed more yikes, good news, I have more yikes.
Communities that could be impacted by fire front or embers until 11pm tonight include: Ravenswood South, Harcourt North, Harcourt, Barkers Creek, Dog Rocks Saddle, Barkers Creek, Faraday, Golden Point and surrounds.
#VicFires
Communities that could be impacted by fire front or embers until 11pm tonight include: Ravenswood South, Harcourt North, Harcourt, Barkers Creek, Dog Rocks Saddle, Barkers Creek, Faraday, Golden Point and surrounds.
#VicFires
January 9, 2026 at 5:43 AM
If you needed more yikes, good news, I have more yikes.
Communities that could be impacted by fire front or embers until 11pm tonight include: Ravenswood South, Harcourt North, Harcourt, Barkers Creek, Dog Rocks Saddle, Barkers Creek, Faraday, Golden Point and surrounds.
#VicFires
Communities that could be impacted by fire front or embers until 11pm tonight include: Ravenswood South, Harcourt North, Harcourt, Barkers Creek, Dog Rocks Saddle, Barkers Creek, Faraday, Golden Point and surrounds.
#VicFires
And the change is on the Radar coming into the bay.
When it reaches fire grounds later, it makes things worser not betters.
#MelbWeather
#VicFires
When it reaches fire grounds later, it makes things worser not betters.
#MelbWeather
#VicFires
January 9, 2026 at 5:16 AM
And the change is on the Radar coming into the bay.
When it reaches fire grounds later, it makes things worser not betters.
#MelbWeather
#VicFires
When it reaches fire grounds later, it makes things worser not betters.
#MelbWeather
#VicFires
Sit Rep: 3pm
Shit is worse, it is going to get worse.
Rapidly evolving situation across all of Victoria.
In addition to the Longwood and Walwa fires
3 New Emergency Warnings have been issued for new fires.
Major Towns are in impact maps.
#VicFires
Shit is worse, it is going to get worse.
Rapidly evolving situation across all of Victoria.
In addition to the Longwood and Walwa fires
3 New Emergency Warnings have been issued for new fires.
Major Towns are in impact maps.
#VicFires
January 9, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Sit Rep: 3pm
Shit is worse, it is going to get worse.
Rapidly evolving situation across all of Victoria.
In addition to the Longwood and Walwa fires
3 New Emergency Warnings have been issued for new fires.
Major Towns are in impact maps.
#VicFires
Shit is worse, it is going to get worse.
Rapidly evolving situation across all of Victoria.
In addition to the Longwood and Walwa fires
3 New Emergency Warnings have been issued for new fires.
Major Towns are in impact maps.
#VicFires
Total unplanned customers off supply, 25,000
Which means tens of thousands more people than that are dealing with the heat without aircon.
www.powercor.com.au/power-outage...
#VicFires
Which means tens of thousands more people than that are dealing with the heat without aircon.
www.powercor.com.au/power-outage...
#VicFires
January 9, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Total unplanned customers off supply, 25,000
Which means tens of thousands more people than that are dealing with the heat without aircon.
www.powercor.com.au/power-outage...
#VicFires
Which means tens of thousands more people than that are dealing with the heat without aircon.
www.powercor.com.au/power-outage...
#VicFires
January 9, 2026 at 3:32 AM