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Jacob Wolman
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I'm interested in politics, technology, art, and the rule of three. I write a dumb weekly newsletter which may be found at https://newsletter.wolmania.com.
"I'm a moron who can't do my job" is an interesting election year message.
Rep. Tom Suozzi(D-NY), getting raked over the coals for his vote for more ICE funding, says in a campaign email that he didn’t understand what he was doing
January 26, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Okay I take it back. David Ellison has made TikTok better.
TikTok USA is broken
Your videos aren't being censored because they're about ICE -- most videos uploaded in the US over the last day or so just aren't being published at all, and from inside the US, I can't see new videos posted by people outside the US.

www.theverge.com/news/867625/...
TikTok USA is broken
No, it isn’t just you.
www.theverge.com
January 26, 2026 at 2:28 PM
It was a good idea to delete TikTok before, and now it’s a great idea.
I know it's hard to track all the threats to democracy out there right now, but this is at the top of the list.
January 26, 2026 at 2:16 AM
I want to see this guy in prison for life.
CNN's Dana Bash grilling Bovino as well. And WaPo and WSJ analyses! I hope this new stance/moment lasts.

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Minneapolis: Bash presses Gregory Bovino on Alex Pretti shooting
YouTube video by CNN
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January 25, 2026 at 5:35 PM
If we ever have a president who believes in the rule of law again, they better use the Jan 6 pardons as a precedent to ensure a clean slate and restitution for everyone who resisted this administration’s unconstitutional barbarity (and survived).
January 24, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Someone needs to be putting ICE officers in handcuffs. Ideally someone who works for Tim Walz, but if he’s going to stick to defiant tweeting I think someone else is going to pick up the slack.
January 24, 2026 at 6:02 PM
And when will [expletive] Congress get it?
Trump is weak, Bondi is weak, Miller is weak. The administration is filled with cartoon bullies who crumple when they face real opposition. Minnesotans get it. Denmark gets it. Lower court judges get it, and the best have moved into DGAF mode. When will SCOTUS get it? slate.com/news-and-pol...
January 23, 2026 at 9:28 PM
If I go to your bagel shop and it turns out the bagel needed to be toasted, I will probably not be returning to your bagel shop.
January 23, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Underappreciated takeaway from this piece is that Chuck Grassley is scum www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
January 23, 2026 at 1:50 AM
I’m all for a big tent, but I don’t want to share a tent with anyone willing to give a penny to DHS.
NEW: DHS appropriations bill funding ICE passes 220-207

7 Democrats voted YES on the bill:
- Jared Golden
- Marie Gluesenkamp Perez
- Henry Cuellar
- Tom Suozzi
- Laura Gillen
- Don Davis
- Vicente Gonzalez

One Republican voted NO: Thomas Massie
January 22, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Nice. Anything else going on in Minnesota?
Yes it’s cold in Minnesota—but we embrace it. John and I were in Hastings with Mayor Fasbender for Hockey Day Minnesota to watch my alma mater, Wayzata High School, take on Rogers. Photo taken with parents right after their son scored a goal!
January 21, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Marty Supreme the film: not my tempo
Marty Supreme the musical score: my tempo
January 21, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Gambling will destroy society if our wonderful president doesn't get to it first. defector.com/how-bill-sim...
How Bill Simmons Went All In | Defector
The following is excerpted from a chapter of Everybody Loses: The Tumultuous Rise of American Sports Gambling, by Danny Funt. The book is available for purchase now. Bill Simmons never seemed like the...
defector.com
January 21, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Can't wait to live in a country where a bakery can refuse to make a gay birthday cake but a library can't stop people from bringing guns to story time. www.nytimes.com/2026/01/20/u...
Majority of Supreme Court Appears Skeptical of Hawaii Gun Law
www.nytimes.com
January 20, 2026 at 7:45 PM
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Pizza Hut Gibraltar; ICC. Casemates Square. Gibraltar, Gibraltar GX11 1AA, Gibraltar https://www.google.com/maps/search/?api=1&query=36.1445539%2C-5.3534321&query_place_id=ChIJYYW17H_ADA0R_vBYwCm7g68
January 20, 2026 at 4:07 PM
More people should know that Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross wrote a musical score for Ken Burns’s Vietnam documentary and it’s like The Social Network score played through a bluetooth speaker wrapped in heavy quilts (complimentary).
January 19, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Chalk up another win for President Donald John Trump.
The Canada-China relationship has been distant and uncertain for nearly a decade.

We’re changing that, with a new strategic partnership that benefits the people of both our nations.
January 17, 2026 at 6:24 PM
If he dropped dead today it would already be too late for America. We’re going to be a global laughingstock for the rest of our lives, if we’re lucky enough to remain a nation that long. Honestly the biggest own goal in world history as far as I can tell.
January 17, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Still not good enough but much better. If it happens!
🚨BREAKING: DEMS DRAW RED LINE IN DHS APPROPS: NO FUNDING INCREASE FOR ICE. POLICY RIDERS GROWING. STORY COMING IN MIGRANT INSIDER
🚨NEWS: Senate Dems are reportedly offering ICE funding increases in exchange for body cams and de-escalation training for agents.

Body cams can be turned off. De-escalation training can be ignored.

Unclear if no masks, requiring ID badges, and no immunity is on the table.
January 16, 2026 at 9:02 PM
This can’t possibly be true. Is what I wish I could say, but I know these hapless clowns.
🚨NEWS: Senate Dems are reportedly offering ICE funding increases in exchange for body cams and de-escalation training for agents.

Body cams can be turned off. De-escalation training can be ignored.

Unclear if no masks, requiring ID badges, and no immunity is on the table.
January 16, 2026 at 7:57 PM
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January 16, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Reposted by Jacob Wolman
While the pasty incels who work the federal agencies continue to churn out feeble, bloodless AI pastiches of Axis propaganda, here’s how a living breathing artist powerfully invokes design history. This is by illustrator Emily K in South Philly, a free poster-sized download on her website: →
January 15, 2026 at 7:57 PM