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No, like Chaucer @wooble.geoffreyspear.com · 5m
I just looked up their menu and it lists Mexican rice and taquitos so Golden Corral has also gone woke.

They have to eat every meal at McDonald's like Dear Leader.
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No, like Chaucer @wooble.geoffreyspear.com · 8m
They closed all of their locations in my half of my state anyway. I'm shocked to learn Fridays still exists, I assumed private equity killed the whole company and not just the locations near me.
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No, like Chaucer @wooble.geoffreyspear.com · 3h
Even his own father, a colossal asshole in his own right, thought he deserved it.
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No, like Chaucer @wooble.geoffreyspear.com · 3h
I mean they also want to bring back diphtheria.
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No, like Chaucer @wooble.geoffreyspear.com · 7h
Weird that the Republic not Democracy people are suddenly against republicanism.
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No, like Chaucer @wooble.geoffreyspear.com · 8h
I guess he has to keep posting on Twitter because otherwise how will the potential audience of neo-Nazis ever manage to hear about Stephen King existing?
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No, like Chaucer @wooble.geoffreyspear.com · 9h
They should leak that they were very close to awarding a shared prize to Biden, Obama, and Hillary and see if he literally explodes.
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No, like Chaucer @wooble.geoffreyspear.com · 9h
As an American I was just ready to accept that's one of the Rs that you don't pronounce over there so you use "an".
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Mike Rose @mikerose.bsky.social · 16h
We banned a guy on the Steam forums for repeatedly saying there were “too many women” in our game

So he flipped his positive review to negative

Still totally worth it
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No, like Chaucer @wooble.geoffreyspear.com · 11h
I don't know how I hadn't heard of a game that blends Factorio and SDV because shut up and take my money.

Putting this moron in his place is just good marketing.
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No, like Chaucer @wooble.geoffreyspear.com · 20h
Rumors of Evgeni Malkin being cooked may have been premature. Now on pace for 205 points. #LetsGoPens
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No, like Chaucer @wooble.geoffreyspear.com · 21h
Tradcaths these days are basically Protestants.
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No, like Chaucer @wooble.geoffreyspear.com · 21h
Center-left? He worked for Jesse Helms and was GWB's chief speechwriter.
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No, like Chaucer @wooble.geoffreyspear.com · 1d
I looked up the setlist for the 1997 show I saw and there were 2 songs written after 1975. I'm certain that was the only time I ever heard them and 2 minutes after reading the set list I can't remember either title.

Voice was bad-friends on the drive home disagreed whether he played "Lay Lady Lay"
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No, like Chaucer @wooble.geoffreyspear.com · 1d
Well okay I guess that's better but asking a bot for legal advice is also not very smart.
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No, like Chaucer @wooble.geoffreyspear.com · 1d
What kind of moron has to ask a bot how to start a fire?
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No, like Chaucer @wooble.geoffreyspear.com · 1d
Very charitable of you to assume they'll actually do any half-assed studies instead of just hoping everyone forgets they said they'd eventually have some proof.
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No, like Chaucer @wooble.geoffreyspear.com · 1d
I mean heroin *is* good for pain and cocaine *does* help lift the mood so no, they'll stick with stuff they make up.
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No, like Chaucer @wooble.geoffreyspear.com · 1d
Are you counting Traveling Wilburys songs? No? Okay, fair enough.
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No, like Chaucer @wooble.geoffreyspear.com · 1d
How much do they have to pay for people to "literally" think they're going to be murdered when they land but still get on the plane?

But, uh, I guess good for him that he doesn't believe that anymore after it turned out no one wanted to murder him?
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No, like Chaucer @wooble.geoffreyspear.com · 1d
Do AUSAs enjoy being ordered to prosecute stuff that's definitely not illegal that will bring their conviction rates way down?
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No, like Chaucer @wooble.geoffreyspear.com · 1d
The small print saying the images aren't supposed to reflect the actual crappy watch you're getting and that the watch is intended only as a collectible for personal enjoyment pretty much guarantee they don't actually keep time, right?
wooble.geoffreyspear.com
No, like Chaucer @wooble.geoffreyspear.com · 1d
Under capitalism you're not wrong but once the revolution comes the millionaires aren't going to be happy with each getting what he needs and contributing according to his abilities (or, in the Soviet system, from each according to how many steroids we can cram into him.)
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No, like Chaucer @wooble.geoffreyspear.com · 1d
Give him a break, it's hard to remember when you had your last physical when you've got dementia.
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No, like Chaucer @wooble.geoffreyspear.com · 1d
Does (((Stephen Miller))) also mark references to himself like that?
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