Melissa
@wordnerd.bsky.social
FluffyMcFluffyCakes
Nerd. Book reader. Cat lover. Notary. Y2K compliant.
Nerd. Book reader. Cat lover. Notary. Y2K compliant.
I think I can get us back on the right timeline, follow along:
February 2015- Seahawks throw it on the 1 yd line & lose SB49 to the Patriots.
June 2015- Dumpy goes down the escalator.
February 2026- Seahawks beat the Patriots & win SB60
June 2026- Dumpy goes down.
So mote it be.
February 2015- Seahawks throw it on the 1 yd line & lose SB49 to the Patriots.
June 2015- Dumpy goes down the escalator.
February 2026- Seahawks beat the Patriots & win SB60
June 2026- Dumpy goes down.
So mote it be.
January 26, 2026 at 3:39 AM
I think I can get us back on the right timeline, follow along:
February 2015- Seahawks throw it on the 1 yd line & lose SB49 to the Patriots.
June 2015- Dumpy goes down the escalator.
February 2026- Seahawks beat the Patriots & win SB60
June 2026- Dumpy goes down.
So mote it be.
February 2015- Seahawks throw it on the 1 yd line & lose SB49 to the Patriots.
June 2015- Dumpy goes down the escalator.
February 2026- Seahawks beat the Patriots & win SB60
June 2026- Dumpy goes down.
So mote it be.
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DHS has shot 12 people during immigration enforcement operations since September:
January 25, 2026 at 4:27 PM
DHS has shot 12 people during immigration enforcement operations since September:
You know how people have been following ice around blowing whistles? Has anyone considered blowing Aztec death whistles? 👀
January 19, 2026 at 11:37 PM
You know how people have been following ice around blowing whistles? Has anyone considered blowing Aztec death whistles? 👀
I knew something wasn't right with the way my nose piercing was healing (slanted). The piercer recommended I take it out and let it heal and re-pierce. I did have her take it out, but figured since I was there, why not just get the other side done? This will confuse everyone.
January 17, 2026 at 10:07 PM
I knew something wasn't right with the way my nose piercing was healing (slanted). The piercer recommended I take it out and let it heal and re-pierce. I did have her take it out, but figured since I was there, why not just get the other side done? This will confuse everyone.
My lilac bush has buds. In January. In Idaho. This is very, very bad.
January 15, 2026 at 12:11 AM
My lilac bush has buds. In January. In Idaho. This is very, very bad.
The world is too much for me right now.
So, I did what I loved doing as a kid....reading the TV Guide listings for the week (I was a weird kid). It gave me a small serotonin burst to see that two of my favorite movies are both airing on broadcast on Sunday night.
So, I did what I loved doing as a kid....reading the TV Guide listings for the week (I was a weird kid). It gave me a small serotonin burst to see that two of my favorite movies are both airing on broadcast on Sunday night.
January 8, 2026 at 2:03 AM
The world is too much for me right now.
So, I did what I loved doing as a kid....reading the TV Guide listings for the week (I was a weird kid). It gave me a small serotonin burst to see that two of my favorite movies are both airing on broadcast on Sunday night.
So, I did what I loved doing as a kid....reading the TV Guide listings for the week (I was a weird kid). It gave me a small serotonin burst to see that two of my favorite movies are both airing on broadcast on Sunday night.
Usually, I like the year-end recaps and whatnot. This year, no thanks. 2025 can eat a big one.
January 1, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Usually, I like the year-end recaps and whatnot. This year, no thanks. 2025 can eat a big one.
Four years ago tonight I sat with my mom as she took her last breaths. I was doing ok(ish) until I finally stopped to reflect on it. Ugh. What the fuck is even life, man?
December 31, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Four years ago tonight I sat with my mom as she took her last breaths. I was doing ok(ish) until I finally stopped to reflect on it. Ugh. What the fuck is even life, man?
Liquid Death's Murder Mystery energy drink is a better Dr. Pepper dupe than Liquid Death's actual Dr. P duoe (Dr. Death).
December 28, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Liquid Death's Murder Mystery energy drink is a better Dr. Pepper dupe than Liquid Death's actual Dr. P duoe (Dr. Death).
So I guess we haven't gone completely down the Idiocracy hole yet, because this morning the greeter at Costco didn't say "Welcome to Costco, we love you!" What a relief.
December 14, 2025 at 6:36 PM
So I guess we haven't gone completely down the Idiocracy hole yet, because this morning the greeter at Costco didn't say "Welcome to Costco, we love you!" What a relief.
Not in the slightest, but it's funny to hear him admit it out loud.
No one is actually surprised to learn that Nick Fuentes has never been with a woman, right?
December 12, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Not in the slightest, but it's funny to hear him admit it out loud.
My coworker told me today that he doesn't care for people and that a lot of people get offended by that and how he appreciates that I *get* it. (Because honestly, have you interacted with people recently? Ew.)
December 10, 2025 at 9:05 PM
My coworker told me today that he doesn't care for people and that a lot of people get offended by that and how he appreciates that I *get* it. (Because honestly, have you interacted with people recently? Ew.)
I am 100% confident I am on the wrong timeline.
December 5, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I am 100% confident I am on the wrong timeline.
That feeling when someone gets exposed for being an ass and you're just over here living your life.
a woman in a blue sequined dress is smiling and looking at the camera
ALT: a woman in a blue sequined dress is smiling and looking at the camera
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2025 at 3:05 AM
That feeling when someone gets exposed for being an ass and you're just over here living your life.
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Hallmark Channel Parody: A Shutdown for Christmas
November 13, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Hallmark Channel Parody: A Shutdown for Christmas
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AI and Crypto data centers need to be the first ones to lose power in a brown out.
November 5, 2025 at 9:21 PM
AI and Crypto data centers need to be the first ones to lose power in a brown out.
After a week off, a lot of my coworkers commented that I changed my hair color, but not one of them has said anything about the fact that I pierced my nose. So, either they haven't noticed, don't like it, or by not mentioning it myself I've gaslit 15 men into thinking I've had this all along.
October 29, 2025 at 1:59 AM
After a week off, a lot of my coworkers commented that I changed my hair color, but not one of them has said anything about the fact that I pierced my nose. So, either they haven't noticed, don't like it, or by not mentioning it myself I've gaslit 15 men into thinking I've had this all along.
I miss these two little babies. I put out the ofrenda last night. ❤️😭
October 28, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I miss these two little babies. I put out the ofrenda last night. ❤️😭
How did I get an entire degree in English, and not one time did I ever learn about James Joyce's letters to his wife?
October 27, 2025 at 11:52 PM
How did I get an entire degree in English, and not one time did I ever learn about James Joyce's letters to his wife?
I'm going to assume it was a joke & not intended as malicious that I got a birthday card from a family member joking about us all being insane. My mom had 2 serious diagnosed mental disorders, and I sometimes use dark humor to joke about it. I think it's in bad taste and cluelessly boomer coded.
October 18, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I'm going to assume it was a joke & not intended as malicious that I got a birthday card from a family member joking about us all being insane. My mom had 2 serious diagnosed mental disorders, and I sometimes use dark humor to joke about it. I think it's in bad taste and cluelessly boomer coded.
Coworker: I don't care for Taylor Swift.
Me: 😐
Coworker: I think she worships the devil...
Me: 🤔
Coworker: ...but Shake it Off is catchy enough to get stuck in my head
Me: 🤨
I did not ask follow-up questions because, frankly, I just don't have it in me today.
Me: 😐
Coworker: I think she worships the devil...
Me: 🤔
Coworker: ...but Shake it Off is catchy enough to get stuck in my head
Me: 🤨
I did not ask follow-up questions because, frankly, I just don't have it in me today.
October 6, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Coworker: I don't care for Taylor Swift.
Me: 😐
Coworker: I think she worships the devil...
Me: 🤔
Coworker: ...but Shake it Off is catchy enough to get stuck in my head
Me: 🤨
I did not ask follow-up questions because, frankly, I just don't have it in me today.
Me: 😐
Coworker: I think she worships the devil...
Me: 🤔
Coworker: ...but Shake it Off is catchy enough to get stuck in my head
Me: 🤨
I did not ask follow-up questions because, frankly, I just don't have it in me today.
Holy cow, I haven't been at the grocery store in awhile but the produce section at Fred Meyer has slim pickings. Hardly any carrots, broccoli, potatoes, onions....it's starting.
October 5, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Holy cow, I haven't been at the grocery store in awhile but the produce section at Fred Meyer has slim pickings. Hardly any carrots, broccoli, potatoes, onions....it's starting.
With no due respect...
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
September 18, 2025 at 2:04 AM
With no due respect...
What the fuck?
What the fuck?