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Small hat plenty of cattle
April 10, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Small hat plenty of cattle
And the little Duck who didn't return their book did hard time at the big house for a long long time lol
March 5, 2025 at 8:00 PM
And the little Duck who didn't return their book did hard time at the big house for a long long time lol
Terrible Visions Night
March 5, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Terrible Visions Night
Birthday gift to Sue a tiny Death Star
February 28, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Birthday gift to Sue a tiny Death Star
Too late tonight you shall go to the ball
February 27, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Too late tonight you shall go to the ball
In the interest of broadening the evidence base I advise you write a sincere piece of Jane Austen fan fiction and see what you dream that night
February 27, 2025 at 1:16 PM
In the interest of broadening the evidence base I advise you write a sincere piece of Jane Austen fan fiction and see what you dream that night
(Voice of a gnarled ranch hand) Still half dozen in the top pasture got a wild look in their eye
February 26, 2025 at 12:56 PM
(Voice of a gnarled ranch hand) Still half dozen in the top pasture got a wild look in their eye
Those crows, they came in when you were asleep and your Rolex is now with Mrs Trellis at No42 as thanks for her excellent monkey nuts
February 23, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Those crows, they came in when you were asleep and your Rolex is now with Mrs Trellis at No42 as thanks for her excellent monkey nuts
Me and Ella have been for a walk in Hartshill Cemetery and we heard the trees planning a blustery day
February 23, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Me and Ella have been for a walk in Hartshill Cemetery and we heard the trees planning a blustery day
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When faced with a nosy family member who asks why you don't have a boyfriend yet, say:
"None have yet survived the gauntlet."
(Do not explain the gauntlet)
"None have yet survived the gauntlet."
(Do not explain the gauntlet)
February 23, 2025 at 5:16 AM
When faced with a nosy family member who asks why you don't have a boyfriend yet, say:
"None have yet survived the gauntlet."
(Do not explain the gauntlet)
"None have yet survived the gauntlet."
(Do not explain the gauntlet)
Big Ella (One on 28th) Gets Big Squirrel
February 22, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Big Ella (One on 28th) Gets Big Squirrel
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In Dutch, you can compliment someone’s cooking with ‘alsof er een engeltje over je tong piest’, literally ‘as if a little angel is peeing on your tongue’.
February 19, 2025 at 5:30 PM
In Dutch, you can compliment someone’s cooking with ‘alsof er een engeltje over je tong piest’, literally ‘as if a little angel is peeing on your tongue’.
From another place but had to share, so good 😆
February 19, 2025 at 7:43 PM
From another place but had to share, so good 😆
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I had two employees in my fart cushion business, but I had to let one go.
January 26, 2025 at 11:38 AM
I had two employees in my fart cushion business, but I had to let one go.
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Cybermen have borgasms.
February 11, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Cybermen have borgasms.
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One-off Cthulhu, sculpted in Super Sculpey and Aves Apoxie Sculpt, created for a cover shoot for Amazing Figure Modeler Magazine. Now resides at home with art collector Don Bohm 😊🖤#cthulhu #lovecraft #shiflettbros
February 18, 2025 at 4:22 PM
One-off Cthulhu, sculpted in Super Sculpey and Aves Apoxie Sculpt, created for a cover shoot for Amazing Figure Modeler Magazine. Now resides at home with art collector Don Bohm 😊🖤#cthulhu #lovecraft #shiflettbros
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This one is an absolute stunner for #TrilobiteTuesday!! Those eyes ....
Welcome to Trilobite Tuesday! Pictured is the Devonian-age phacopid trilobite Erbenochile erbeni. Not only does this Moroccan species feature towering 0.8-in (2-cm-) high eye stacks—each topped by a unique shading brim—but it also has a row of intimidating spines that run along its axial lobe.
February 18, 2025 at 2:59 PM
This one is an absolute stunner for #TrilobiteTuesday!! Those eyes ....
Elevation on Prime, decent film if you fancy a bit of plucky survivors battle SF monsters. Not major but not streaming filler either
February 17, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Elevation on Prime, decent film if you fancy a bit of plucky survivors battle SF monsters. Not major but not streaming filler either
Gavin, please use this in a future work 😆
February 17, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Gavin, please use this in a future work 😆
"Well it's a mess ain't it Sheriff?", "If it ain't, it'll do 'til the mess gets here"
February 15, 2025 at 6:37 AM
"Well it's a mess ain't it Sheriff?", "If it ain't, it'll do 'til the mess gets here"