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wren154 @wren154.bsky.social · 1h

Invictus my arse. What a sorry bunch of melts.

wren154 @wren154.bsky.social · 1h

Countdown contestants like to celebrate Bonfire Night by burning an F or G.

Effegy.

It doesn't work when you write it down. Fucksticks.

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wren154 @wren154.bsky.social · 12h

The War of the Wolds

History and Heritage Yorkshire @handhyorkshire.bsky.social · 14h

Given that the Orionid meteor shower is taking place at the moment I thought this my be appropriate. The Wold Cottage meteorite (also called the Wold Newton meteorite) fell near Wold Cottage farm on 13 December in 1795, a few miles away from the village of Wold Newton

The Wold Cottage meteorite (also called the Wold Newton meteorite) fell near Wold Cottage farm on 13 December in 1795, a few miles away from the village of Wold Newton

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Moley𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕄𝕠𝕝𝕖 @moleymole.bsky.social · 1d

Après le braquage…
#Louvre

Plasticine penguin (Feathers McGraw) disguised as a chicken escaping along Quai di Louvre sur un scooter électrique. Merci à Aardman.

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wren154 @wren154.bsky.social · 20h

It's time to bring back Public Information Films.

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wren154 @wren154.bsky.social · 1d

À Bout de Soufflé

#CookingInASongOrMovie

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wren154 @wren154.bsky.social · 1d

🎶Baby head, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Baby head, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Baby head, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Baby head

wren154 @wren154.bsky.social · 4d

Good morning

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wren154 @wren154.bsky.social · 1d

What you were hoping for:

Manic, naughty kitten learning good behaviour via the influence of the older cats.

What you are getting:

Older cats learning manic and naughty behaviour via the influence of the kitten.

wren154 @wren154.bsky.social · 1d

Lloyd Cole - Brand New Friend

Walking in the pouring rain
Walking with Jesus and Jane
Jane was in her turtleneck
I was much happier then.

No mention of what Jesus was wearing. Quite the snub.

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wren154 @wren154.bsky.social · 2d

Val Doonican's full name was Valve Doonican.

You could use him to control the flow of liquids.

This is why you'd often see him sat on a tall metal-legged stool - the legs of the stool were actually stainless steel pipes. He was actually sitting on a manifold flange regulating flow as he sang.

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wren154 @wren154.bsky.social · 2d

I managed to get the lawn mowing finished five minutes before it started raining.

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wren154 @wren154.bsky.social · 2d

Hob Nob fans?

wren154 @wren154.bsky.social · 2d

Pizza Express will be gutted.

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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 3d

"Parking is such sweet sorrow"

Sky News @news.sky.com · 3d

Shakespeare family home damaged by reversing driver

A 17th-century building that housed William Shakespeare's family has been left damaged after a driver reversed into it.

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wren154 @wren154.bsky.social · 2d

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wren154 @wren154.bsky.social · 2d

You been say what you like, but you can't beat the exquisite pleasure of dunking a Rich Tea biscuit.

It's an art; a game of skill and timing; a flirtation with disaster.

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JoJo @visionsofjojo.bsky.social · 3d

The ugly step sister and mother from Cinderella

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wren154 @wren154.bsky.social · 3d

"Prioritise my mental health" my arse.

wren154 @wren154.bsky.social · 3d

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wren154 @wren154.bsky.social · 3d

As it's Peanuts' 75th birthday, here's the final strip from 2000. It contains Charles Schultz's farewell message, dictated to Snoopy and published the day after he died.

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wren154 @wren154.bsky.social · 3d

I find it helps to click on the little box at the beginning of the article that says "Jump to recipe".

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wren154 @wren154.bsky.social · 4d

1. People who test it and know the answer already, can see that AI spouts plausible but WRONG answers.
2. People who test it and don't know the answer already, think it's great.

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wren154 @wren154.bsky.social · 4d

Maybe a second one after 10:00 am?

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wren154 @wren154.bsky.social · 4d

Good morning

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Spooktacular Son of Bengt @sonofbengt.bsky.social · Nov 19

....And then she said, I got some news this mornin' from Choctaw Ridge

Today, Billie-Joe McAllister jumped off the -

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