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wren154
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Flâneur. Birding, cats, fannying around on Garageband, irstwhile e-biking. A silly person.
The maniac Scorpio in Dirty Harry, hijacking a bus full of terrified crying children.

Except the maniacs are Tech Bro billionaires, the bus is the planet and we're the children.
December 15, 2025 at 12:33 PM
It was lovely to see the reindeer at the Christmas Market earlier today.
December 13, 2025 at 6:57 PM
David Peace wrote the Red Riding series.

His brother Warren wrote a biography of Leo Tolstoy.
December 13, 2025 at 10:00 AM
P. Lumber - Painter and Decorator.

I think he missed a trick there.
December 12, 2025 at 3:49 PM
This is the kind of pedantry we need.
December 12, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I used to play the triangle in a dub reggae band. I'd just stand at the back and ting.

The old ones are the best.
December 12, 2025 at 2:30 PM
If you make one, please post a photo. #HyperbolicParaboloid
December 11, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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IF the Princes in the Tower were murdered and IF the oldest, Edward V, was killed first- THEN at the second of his death, his brother Richard would have become king, for an instant until he was killed.
SO he would have been Richard III. Richard III of carpark fame would actually be Richard IV
a man in a blue shirt and tie is pointing at a board with papers on it .
ALT: a man in a blue shirt and tie is pointing at a board with papers on it .
media.tenor.com
December 11, 2025 at 12:13 PM
It just goes to show that coming out with random shit can sometimes inspire others to do great things.
December 11, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I mentioned to a work colleague once that Pringles are hyperbolic paraboloids.

Colleague subsequently found the mathematical parameters and created a subroutine to generate them as 3D CAD models.
December 11, 2025 at 10:40 PM
No remorse whatsoever.
December 11, 2025 at 11:19 AM
The last paragraph:
December 11, 2025 at 11:15 AM
This is the way.
December 11, 2025 at 10:44 AM
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When’s Christmas?
August 20, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I used to get dragged along to all sorts of age-inappropriate films by my mother.

I saw Paint Your Wagon when I was six. Thankfully, the polygamy and prostitution went completely over my innocent little head.
What's a film you watched way too young?
yeah, saw it year of release - put the zap on my head
December 8, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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What's a film you watched way too young?
yeah, saw it year of release - put the zap on my head
December 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I see Julian Clary is in charge of Etsy adverts now.
December 8, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Jaunty pensioners at Warner Leisure hotels strutting to the dance floor when their song comes on.
a man in a suit and tie is walking down a stage .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is walking down a stage .
media.tenor.com
December 8, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair
December 8, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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Tunashamed
December 8, 2025 at 2:44 AM
It's never a force field: It's always *some kind* of force field.

#TVSciFiRules
December 7, 2025 at 8:13 PM
The Wanker from Sanquhar
December 6, 2025 at 11:23 PM
The Pistol from Bristol
The Dick from Wick
The Gooseberry from Dewsbury
December 6, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Lame claim to fame: I know the lad who wore the polar bear costume in the video for 2000 Miles.
December 6, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Thicker than the mince the burger was made from.
December 6, 2025 at 11:06 PM