they don’t pay me enough i don’t know what to post man

not to talk about it but my take on bsky so far: everyone here is calmer but (what remains of) twitter is way way funnier. people here are fucking boring and libbed out to death. there’s a lot less hatred here but it sometimes feels like the lamest and dorkiest parts of tumblr and facebook combined

here's another one of my posts for you to take a look at

@bsky.app if i block a follower then i want them removed from my follower list as well, now i have a whole bunch of nothing accounts following me that i’ve had to block. what the fuck is this shit man

It Happened To Me: podcast episode i am very excited for has a guest host with a very annoying voice that i can’t get past

"assassin jacket." all your jackets are ass ass in my book

“No one cares what you all were listening to this year” yes I do. I cherish sneaking a peek at the tableau of the life you’ve created that makes you you. I’m a fly on the wall of your heart’s menagerie. I love you sm btw can I see your hole

starting in the 8th overtime you snap the ball from the middle of the end zone and the only rules are that you're not allowed to vomit or cry

plugging headphones into the wall outlet to hear what my house is thinking

there being no AI bots is so peaceful... every post is a human thought. pesticide-free posting. farm to table skeets