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William Wixson
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PhD student, University of Washington ChemE 🐺🧪 | Trails 🏔️🌲 | Maps 🗺️🧭 | Hockey 🏒 | Religion, philosophy, politics 📚
“out of the fight” keeps popping up. there was no fight. a fight implies some modicum of back and forth. an out of the blue attack cannot ever be a “fight”
2/ The Hegseth-approved contingency plan:

The U.S. military could try to kill shipwrecked survivors if "they took what the United States deemed to be a hostile action, like communicating with suspected cartel members."
December 4, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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Today in Schism:

Robert Griffin III claims the committee is “persecuting Christians” by ranking Notre Dame ahead of BYU
December 3, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Where is the line where this stops?

I’ve TAed the most writing-intensive course in my dept (ChE Design). We assigned a project to design a plant to sequester carbon.

If a student wrote a shitty essay objecting to it, citing Sec Wright’s writing on fossil fuels, do I have to give them a good grade?
OU has put the professor here on administrative leave:
November 30, 2025 at 10:52 PM
My grandparent experience is them telling me that hugs are unbecoming (and implicitly kind of gay) for a man to give. Where’s my Atlantic byline?
Ahh yes, a totally real trend for which we totally have evidence
www.theatlantic.com/family/2025/...
November 26, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Not sure if an electric leaf blower should qualify under the city’s clean air ordinance when it’s plugged into a mini diesel generator. I’d go so far as to say a gas leaf blower is probably preferred there
November 25, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Men really just want one thing for Christmas, and it's a decommissioned Washington State Ferries vessel. washingtonstatestandard.com/2025/11/24/f...
For sale: Two retired state ferries. Dreamers need not apply • Washington State Standard
The vessels are lingering on the market as Washington State Ferries scrutinizes potential buyers. Past purchases haven't always ended well.
washingtonstatestandard.com
November 24, 2025 at 9:07 PM
The way Trump has been making besties with Muslims this week, we're just a couple days away from him reciting the Shahadah on Fox & Friends.
he never looks at JD that way
November 21, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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Franklin Graham:

“Did you know that God has a “file on each one of us? The Epstein files are nothing compared to God’s files”
November 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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Getting journal rejections like
November 21, 2025 at 5:50 PM
no matter how much of a cosmopolitan coastal elite you fancy yourself, a suburban soul will ever so often cry out in a deafening tone “WHITE PEOPLE TACO NIGHT” until it has at last been fed ground beef on a crunchy shell
November 21, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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The goal that sends Scotland to the World Cup!
November 18, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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Get ready to eat haggis America
November 18, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I have seen a vision of future. (Shamelessly re-posted with more details).
November 17, 2025 at 6:14 PM
why the hell does this place have Boise St-SD St and Wyoming-Fresno St on instead of the actual literal local NHL game? Are there big Wyoming heads hanging around Seattle?
November 16, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Only minor revisions are required before I am officially a lead author on a scientific paper :)
November 13, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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"If you have a water view, Bruce Harrell might be for you!"
November 13, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Remember when your parents corrected your dining manners because "someday you might have dinner with the President"? And now, it turns out the manners of the people close to the President entail saying things like "i thnik youd like metting her ... . shes kinda yuong tho"
November 13, 2025 at 12:10 AM
The person running for Stevens Pass sewer district commissioner appears to have not even voted for themselves.
November 11, 2025 at 11:43 PM
"Why don't immigrants ever integrate? I would be okay with immigration if they'd be willing to learn the language and receive western educations."

*Goes to Williams and Yale*
*Marries someone educated at Stanford, UC and UT systems*

"No, not like that."
Jihadist acolyte of Elizabeth Warren, Lina Khan
November 10, 2025 at 10:59 PM
This is the tone of voice you use when you feel secure and confident in your position
Bluesky has a 3-minute limit but here's most of Trump's new video telling Republicans to end the filibuster.

"It was their idea originally, Obama and Harry Reid, in order to screw the Republicans, and now we can turn it around and we can screw the Democrats and make our country so strong."
November 6, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Oh we're doing Boy Scout stuff now? Let's do Boy Scout stuff.
November 5, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Is New York going to turn into a hyper-permissive 24/7 Folsom Street Fair or is it going to be a sexually repressed Sharia Law backwater? I just need to know what clothes to pack next time I visit.
November 5, 2025 at 7:37 PM
The thing about Mamdani is that being a big city mayor is inherently toxic. Everyone on here is going to hate him in approx. 2 months. It’s still good that he won, but arguably gave up the ability to be an actual national leader
November 5, 2025 at 3:42 PM
It’s so over
November 5, 2025 at 4:23 AM