Wyatt K.
@wyattkirby.com
Co-founder. Tech Adversary. Bennington Alum. Oregon Duck.
So passive aggressive...
December 12, 2025 at 6:48 PM
So passive aggressive...
It's my year. I can feel it.
I try to wait as long as possible on my Heisman ballot because my mind keeps changing. Really hard to narrow it down to three this year.
December 8, 2025 at 5:50 PM
It's my year. I can feel it.
Just don’t even let tOSU in the playoff. Give their spot to Duke.
December 7, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Just don’t even let tOSU in the playoff. Give their spot to Duke.
My mom just called Ryan Day a chump so I think he might be on the hot seat now.
December 7, 2025 at 4:13 AM
My mom just called Ryan Day a chump so I think he might be on the hot seat now.
Listen, I’m still rooting for an Oregon national championship — but if you think for a second that’s going to keep me off the IU bandwagon you’re sorely mistaken.
December 7, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Listen, I’m still rooting for an Oregon national championship — but if you think for a second that’s going to keep me off the IU bandwagon you’re sorely mistaken.
Let me know when there's an AI notetaker that calls out meeting participants who are clearly doing something else in the background. Until then I don't care.
December 2, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Let me know when there's an AI notetaker that calls out meeting participants who are clearly doing something else in the background. Until then I don't care.
Thanks to whoever opened a credit card in my name; spending the morning on hold with Capital One is exactly how I wanted to spend thanksgiving.
November 27, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Thanks to whoever opened a credit card in my name; spending the morning on hold with Capital One is exactly how I wanted to spend thanksgiving.
Senators don’t have pardon power. Butter Cone must face justice.
I was thrilled to pardon Butter Cone, who’ll enjoy the rest of life on a Meriden farm. And the actual butter cones are delicious. Happy Thanksgiving!
November 27, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Senators don’t have pardon power. Butter Cone must face justice.
Oregon has the budget for another offensive analyst, right?
NEWS: The Raiders are firing offensive coordinator Chip Kelly, per source.
Kelly signed a contract to make him the richest offensive coordinator in football this offseason, but is dismissed after just 11 games.
Kelly signed a contract to make him the richest offensive coordinator in football this offseason, but is dismissed after just 11 games.
November 24, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Oregon has the budget for another offensive analyst, right?
“The American Revolution was made possible with support from the Corporation for Public Broadcasting and viewers like you” is such a funny sentence if you don’t know about the show.
November 24, 2025 at 1:44 AM
“The American Revolution was made possible with support from the Corporation for Public Broadcasting and viewers like you” is such a funny sentence if you don’t know about the show.
I’ve now watched 4 minutes of the Pete Carroll Raiders and I think we can now confidently diagnose the problem with the Seahawks offense circa 2017-2023.
November 23, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I’ve now watched 4 minutes of the Pete Carroll Raiders and I think we can now confidently diagnose the problem with the Seahawks offense circa 2017-2023.
At what point to we admit that USC is no longer a serious football school? Since Pete Carol they’ve had Kiffin (the savior of the SEC), Ed O (won a title at LSU), Sark (back-to-back semifinal appearances), and Riley.
The problem is elsewhere in the organization.
The problem is elsewhere in the organization.
While USC was not expected to win at Oregon, the loss served as a reminder of just how underwhelming Lincoln Riley’s tenure has been.
Where do the Trojans go from here?
Where do the Trojans go from here?
November 23, 2025 at 6:32 PM
At what point to we admit that USC is no longer a serious football school? Since Pete Carol they’ve had Kiffin (the savior of the SEC), Ed O (won a title at LSU), Sark (back-to-back semifinal appearances), and Riley.
The problem is elsewhere in the organization.
The problem is elsewhere in the organization.
Good day to be a Duck. Oregon showed it can hold up against a pair of NFL wide receivers and still win the game. On to hate week! #GoDucks
November 23, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Good day to be a Duck. Oregon showed it can hold up against a pair of NFL wide receivers and still win the game. On to hate week! #GoDucks
Amending this to the Call a face mask against USC challenge.
Big 10 refs call holding on Oregon’s opponent challenge year 2: difficulty impossible.
November 23, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Amending this to the Call a face mask against USC challenge.
Maybe try to find one who can cook.
Good night Trojans. Better luck next coach. #GoDucks
November 23, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Maybe try to find one who can cook.
I mean…
Big 10 refs call holding on Oregon’s opponent challenge year 2: difficulty impossible.
November 22, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I mean…
Reposted by Wyatt K.
I wanted to see this (via cbscfb)
November 22, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I wanted to see this (via cbscfb)
Poor USC kicker. Jinxed by @alexkirshner.com calling him automatic.
November 22, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Poor USC kicker. Jinxed by @alexkirshner.com calling him automatic.