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🏴‍☠️ Xab 🎨 @xaboteur.bsky.social · 3h

hay un subreddit entero de aparbaos llorando porque es negra xdxd y están usando la ia para hacer "la April que nos merecíamos"

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🏴‍☠️ Xab 🎨 @xaboteur.bsky.social · 3h

los putos pajas racistas que están cambiando en la carta mi ilustración por mierdas hechas con ia de april blanca y con las tetas bien gordas al menos que tapen mi nombre de abajo que me gomito

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Andrés Trasado @andrestrasado.bsky.social · 5h

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🏴‍☠️ Xab 🎨 @xaboteur.bsky.social · 6h

xDD yo literalmente ayer: odio UB

yo hoy: cowabunga \o/ pizzalandia

Me doy asco, pero TMNT es superior a mí, así que disfrutaré mucho viéndolo. Y lo que han anunciado del modo Horda co-op me llama bastante. Pero entiendo totalmente que para buena parte de la comunidad sea terrible todo :/

🏴‍☠️ Xab 🎨 @xaboteur.bsky.social · 6h

aparentemente xdxd

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Xabi Gaztelua @xabigazte.bsky.social · 9h

April O'Neil, Hacktivist
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AD: Stephanie Cheung

for MtG - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

One of my childhood crushes <3 getting to paint her for this set was such a gift.
I've been the biggest fan of all the iterations of TMNT since the 90's, so working on this felt amazing!!
🧡💜❤️💙
#MTG #MTGxTMNT

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🏴‍☠️ Xab 🎨 @xaboteur.bsky.social · 11h

yo: odio ub

also yo: TIERRAS PICHA!!! \o/

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🏴‍☠️ Xab 🎨 @xaboteur.bsky.social · 11h

TÚ QUÉ ES ESTA FANTASÍA!?!??!

Magic: The Gathering @magic.wizards.com · 11h

Our heroes in a half shell can't fight on an empty stomach! These flavorful full-art pizza basic lands will give you the fuel to cast some #MTGxTMNT spells.

This image depicts five full art lands.
From left to right:
Plains. This illustration shows a three fingered hand picking up a slice of pizza with banana slices arranged into the shape of a sun as toppings.

Island. This illustration shows a three fingered hand holding up a slice of pizza with sardines and an onion in the shape of a water drop as toppings.

Swamp. This illustration shows a furred hand with pointed claw-like nails grabbing a slice of pizza with a mushroom in the shape of a skull as a topping,

Mountain. This illustration shows a slice of pizza held on the blade of a sai, the peperoni on the pizza is in the shape of a fire ball.

Forest. This illustration shows a three fingered hand holding a slice of pizza in the palm of his hand, the veggie pizza has a prominent broccoli in the shape of a tree as a topping.

Along the bottom of the image reads: "Pizza Lands".

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Magic: The Gathering @magic.wizards.com · 11h

Our heroes in a half shell can't fight on an empty stomach! These flavorful full-art pizza basic lands will give you the fuel to cast some #MTGxTMNT spells.

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🏴‍☠️ Xab 🎨 @xaboteur.bsky.social · 11h

wait wat

Magic: The Gathering @magic.wizards.com · 12h

The #MTGxTMNT Turtle Team-Up Bundle is a new 2-4 player co-op experience that brings the half shell fun to your kitchen table. Every generation of turtle fan will see beloved characters, TMNT moments, and more.

This image depicts the product packaging for "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Turtle Team-Up". Across the box art is four humanoid turtles fighting four different mutated creatures.
At the top left corner of the package reads "Magic: The Gathering" and at the bottom right reads "New 2-4 Player Co-Op Game Mode"

This image depicts the card "Michelangelo, On the Scene". Four mana, two green. Legendary Creature - Mutant Ninja Turtle. Mythic Rarity.

Card Art: This illustration shows a humanoid turtle riding a motorized scooter through a group of mutated creatures. He smiles a huge grin and wears headphones as the pistons on his scooter flare up.

Rules text: Trample (This creature can deal excess combat damage to the player it's attacking)
Michelangelo enters with a +1/+1 counter on him for each land you control.
When Michelangelo dies, return this card to your hand. Power two/toughness two

This image depicts the card "Donnie & April, Adorkable Duo". Four mana, one blue. Legendary Creature - Mutant Ninja Human Turtle. Rare rarity.

Card art: This illustration shows a black woman and a humanoid turtle mid-battle as the pair stands amidst on-going chaos. She holds a katana at the ready and he blocks a laser beam from hitting him with his bo staff.

Rules text: When Donnie & April enter, choose one or both. Each mode must target a different player.
- Target player draws two cards.
- Target player returns an artifact, instant or sorcery card from their graveyard to their hand.
Power three/toughness three

This image depicts the card "Baxter, Exzzperimental Zzientist". Boss. Common rarity.

Card art: This illustration depicts a mutated humanoid fly. The creature, with his bulging insect eyes and mandibles twiched into a sneer, fires a laser beam just past the viewer. Behind him, three other mutated instectoid mutants rush into battle.

Rules text: Creatures named Foot Disciple have flying.

Flavor text: "There is always opportunity to improve your useless minions, Shredder... just as you 'improved' me."

🏴‍☠️ Xab 🎨 @xaboteur.bsky.social · 12h

me voy poniendo el chubasqueiro del port aventura para ver cómo los antiwokes me vomitan mierda encima xdxd

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Magic: The Gathering @magic.wizards.com · 12h

The turtle bros can take on almost anything but fights are easier with help from a friend. #MTGxTMNT

This image depicts the card "April O'Neil, Hacktivist". Three mana, one blue. Legendary Creature - Human Scientist. Rare Rarity.

Card art: This illustration shows a black woman with full natural shoulder length hair. The woman is surrounded by glowing screens and has her hands poised to type on a laptop as she looks over her shoulder past the viewer. In a shadow along the wall is a silhouette of a person having opened a door to find this scene happening.

Rules text: At the beginning of your end step, draw a card for each card type among spells you've cast this turn. Power one/toughness five

This image depicts the card "Casey Jones, Jury-Rig Justicar". One mana, one red. Legendary Creature - Human Berserker. Uncommon Rarity.

Card art: This illustration shows a man wearing dark jeans, a leather jacket and a full face hockey mask swinging a hockey stick with deadly force in a fight against the group of ninjas surrounding him. One of his opponent ninjas is knocked out a window, flying into the night sky to a city below.

Rules text: Haste.
When Casey Jones enters, look at the top four cards of your library. You may reveal an artifact card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest ont he bottom of your library in a random order. Power two/toughness one.

This image depicts a full art illustration of a humanoid rat. He sits peacefully with his legs crossed on a mat, eyes closed and inhaling the wafting scent from the tea cup he holds in his hands. Around him, remains of robots who dared attempt to interrupt the master's quiet time.
Along the bottom of the image reads: "Splinter, Hamato Yoshi" art by April Prime

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Magic: The Gathering @magic.wizards.com · 12h

The #MTGxTMNT Commander deck celebrates the power of teamwork. The deck will have one face Commander and five cards with the mechanic Partner, allowing you to have a second Commander in play.

This image shows the packaging for a precon commander "Turtle Power!" product. On the box is an illustration of four humanoid turtle ninjas in ready battle stances. The background is an illustrated cityscape at night.

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🏴‍☠️ Xab 🎨 @xaboteur.bsky.social · 12h

solo hice una cartufla para las tortubas y la disfruté como un enano por motivos personales, no sé si la enseñarán hoy tho

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🏴‍☠️ Xab 🎨 @xaboteur.bsky.social · 12h

covadonga \o/ 🐢🐢🐢🐢🍕

Magic: The Gathering @magic.wizards.com · 12h

Cowabunga Magic players, the second set of 2026 is #MTGxTMNT!

This image depicts an illustrated city scape from a bird's eye view. Many buildings are a light with life and activity happening within. Across the image reads: "Magic: The Gathering | Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"

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🏴‍☠️ Xab 🎨 @xaboteur.bsky.social · 12h

oh baia nobody espetec xdxd

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Magic: The Gathering @magic.wizards.com · 12h

Cowabunga Magic players, the second set of 2026 is #MTGxTMNT!

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🏴‍☠️ Xab 🎨 @xaboteur.bsky.social · 12h

kécera

Magic: The Gathering @magic.wizards.com · 15h

Today's the day! We'll see you at the #NYCC Nickelodeon x Magic: The Gathering panel at 11am ET in North-Room 409. 👀

A promotional image with a black background. There are two brands shown that are separated by a white line. On the left side of the line in white font it says "Magic: The Gathering." On the right side of the line in white font it says "Nickelodeon."

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Goblin mode @orcascream.bsky.social · 15h

Por qué no me sorprende que los primeros usos de la IA que captura movimiento y tal blablablá sea para hacerse pasar por mujeres en internet.

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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 1d

The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.

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Shayna Moon (scary) @themoonis.gay · 23h

See how fucking easy it is when you have a spine?

No More Robots @nomorerobots.io · 1d

Here's how we handle manchildren on the Steam forums at No More Robots:

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Cris 🍄☄️ 🍉 @ccriss92.bsky.social · 17h

Le han dado el Nobel de la Paz a la opositora de Venezuela. Y entre los candidatos estaba el nombre de Trump (supuestamente por un "plan de paz" de Gaza). Cualquiera de esas opciones es indignante. Sobre todo existiendo una flotilla que se ha jugado la vida para llevar ayuda humanitaria a Gaza.

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Javier Durán @tortondo.bsky.social · 1d

Ayuso entrando directa al top 5 de las frases más repugnantes del PP:

-Por esta puta y 4 muertos de mierda perdimos las elecciones.

-Israel tiene que terminar su tarea.

-Algunos se han acordado de su padre (en una fosa) cuando había subvenciones.

-¡Que se jodan!

-¡Váyanse a otro lado a abortar!

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Bulldog punk. @bulldog75.bsky.social · 22h

Hace lo que le da la gana, es la más indepe de todos los políticos, a ver cuándo se la obliga a cumplir las leyes de una vez.

Diario Público @publico.es · 1d

👉 El doble rasero de Ayuso: se opone a un registro de objetores del aborto pero ya tiene uno de eutanasia

✍️Por María Martínez Collado

El doble rasero de Ayuso: se opone a un registro de objetores del aborto pero ya tiene uno de eutanasia

El Gobierno de la Comunidad de Madrid estira la batalla antiderechos e incumple la ley estatal, mientras mantiene en funcionamiento el registro de profesionales sanitarios que se oponen a la eutana...

www.publico.es

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Cesante decimonónico @pontebalas.bsky.social · 20h

De la OTAN es mejor que te echen porque si te vas tú no cobras el paro.

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