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xaiskateboardguy

@xaiskateboardguy.bsky.social

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IM A FREAK!! fat fetish acc btw.. if you dont like that do the ao3 rule and just block me idk im bi btw

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xaiskateboardguy @xaiskateboardguy.bsky.social · 4h

rip couch 💔 you will be missed

xaiskateboardguy @xaiskateboardguy.bsky.social · 4h

and nobody gaf!!! ofc some of my friends tease me by saying "and you like fat men lol" but it's alr

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xaiskateboardguy @xaiskateboardguy.bsky.social · 4h

uh.. yeah. i had two costumes for each house. couldnt tell my dad i was dressing up as a chain smoking alcoholic sociopath

xaiskateboardguy @xaiskateboardguy.bsky.social · 4h

I LOST NO NUT NOVEMBER ON THE THIRD DAY DAMN IT

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xaiskateboardguy @xaiskateboardguy.bsky.social · 4h

thanks furrydefender...

xaiskateboardguy @xaiskateboardguy.bsky.social · 9h

working on some freak ass art, for now im just vibing on my main lol

xaiskateboardguy @xaiskateboardguy.bsky.social · 1d

uuughhh... why cant i just gain weight..

xaiskateboardguy @xaiskateboardguy.bsky.social · 1d

canada is still my bias

xaiskateboardguy @xaiskateboardguy.bsky.social · 1d

getting back into hetalia

xaiskateboardguy @xaiskateboardguy.bsky.social · 1d

maybe the kinks just overlap, i dunno.

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xaiskateboardguy @xaiskateboardguy.bsky.social · 1d

dude, im so spooky. (face censored bc im lowkey chopped)

xaiskateboardguy @xaiskateboardguy.bsky.social · 1d

real!! i think theres something you can do to get that stuff off your feed, but im still trying to figure out how to use this app lol

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xaiskateboardguy @xaiskateboardguy.bsky.social · 5d

dressing up as kevin spencer for halloween

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xaiskateboardguy @xaiskateboardguy.bsky.social · 5d

why the hell is link health following me

ts is NOT healthy 😭😭

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Save Standard Time @savestandard.bsky.social · 7d

DST is why most Americans wake by alarm in darkness. Permanent Standard Time would let us sleep longer and awaken naturally to sunlight, for health!

Photos comparing 6:30am in Boston on October 26 per Daylight Saving Time (pitch black) versus Standard Time (bright sky).

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 6d

I've built a socioeconomic system that depends on everyone to do useful work and act ethically except the people at the top, who get unimaginable rewards for being antisocial frauds and criminals. And I think it will stand the test of time

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xaiskateboardguy @xaiskateboardguy.bsky.social · 6d

one of my friends just doesnt like vore because their ex kept threatening to eat them

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xaiskateboardguy @xaiskateboardguy.bsky.social · 8d

because yuri is peak

xaiskateboardguy @xaiskateboardguy.bsky.social · 8d

big boy! <33

xaiskateboardguy @xaiskateboardguy.bsky.social · 8d

> be me
> have fat fetish and wants to draw my ocs
> "oh god what if my friends find out"
> accidentally tells them, they dont gaf as long as it isn't vore
> i dont like vore
> problem solved.

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xaiskateboardguy @xaiskateboardguy.bsky.social · 8d

this calls for a noisemaker 🎉

xaiskateboardguy @xaiskateboardguy.bsky.social · 8d

scootaloo so tuff 🥹

xaiskateboardguy @xaiskateboardguy.bsky.social · 8d

blueberry, huh?

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xaiskateboardguy @xaiskateboardguy.bsky.social · 9d

he might chuckle if you're gentle

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33oz Mango Butter 🥭🧈 @shonnasaidso.blacksky.app · 9d

*lights blunt*

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