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SmokeBanshee

@xdevastatedx.bsky.social

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13.8 billion years in the past. Rustic Oaf. Subtle Hustler. Night Hag. Friend of the Birbs. #MMIP #Landback #RefuseResist I make weird things. Hockey is life. #68Forever. #29Forever CRPS Warrior-Spoonie Sagebrush Enthusiast

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Ryan Goodman @rgoodlaw.bsky.social · Jun 13

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On the left:

June 12, Judge Breyer writing that THE test for whether the US Marines/Guard violate Posse Comitatus will be whether they've engaged in "detaining" civilians.

On the right:

June 13: See for yourself.

Note: The DoD has confirmed the detention of civilian to Reuters.

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Spooky Morales @spookymorales.bsky.social · Jun 13

These are the people that make America great 🇲🇽🇺🇸

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Rick @rickylongthread.bsky.social · May 27

This Is Embarrassing And Disturbing…
🇨🇦🇩🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇩🇰🇳🇱🇫🇷

Canada, Germany, England, Denmark, Netherlands, and France all have travel advisory warnings for visiting America.

Let that sink in.

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SmokeBanshee @xdevastatedx.bsky.social · May 26

I wish people understood how things actually work but that's a lot to expect from Americans.

SmokeBanshee @xdevastatedx.bsky.social · May 20

Matisz doesn’t expect team president Brendan Shanahan or pending free-agent winger Mitch Marner will receive contract extensions & [GM] Brad Treliving or head coach Craig Berube will lose their jobs because they were hired within the last two years.
www.spectorshockey.net/2025/05/nhl-...

NHL Rumor Mill – May 20, 2025 | Spectors Hockey

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SmokeBanshee @xdevastatedx.bsky.social · May 20

Free Mitch Marner from the Oreo Cookie Milk Leafs

(Ino he's an upcoming UFA, this is a joke)

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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · May 20

MAKE NOISE ON THIS ONE‼️

They didn’t just deport him—they sent him to CECOT in El Salvador.

Agelviz came here legally through the refugee resettlement program—fully vetted. But when he landed in Houston, CBP snatched him over a tattoo: a clock and a rose.

No charges. No record. Just a suspicion.

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SmokeBanshee @xdevastatedx.bsky.social · May 9

Welp I red internet speak so I got whatcha were saying :D

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SmokeBanshee @xdevastatedx.bsky.social · May 8

It's honestly my favorite spot :D

SmokeBanshee @xdevastatedx.bsky.social · May 8

Walker Lake, NV. My family worked on its conservation in the 80s. It's receding rapidly. Part of ancient Lake Lahontan.

A desert lake with a conical hill in the foreground under blue skies with puffy white clouds.

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SmokeBanshee @xdevastatedx.bsky.social · May 8

This is Fae Propaganda if I ever saw it.

a grey and white cat on a red fence with an arbor of pink roses.

SmokeBanshee @xdevastatedx.bsky.social · May 8

Is the new Pope a seagull?
@baditup420.bsky.social

white smoke unfurls from the rooftop while I seagull perches ominously on the roof, watching. Waiting.

white smoke unfurls from the rooftop while I seagull glides ominously over. Watching. Waiting.

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The Athletic @theathletic.com · May 8

Only three players in Stanley Cup Playoffs history have recorded hat tricks in back-to-back games:

◽️ Doug Bentley (1944)
◽️ Jari Kurri (1985)
◽️ Mikko Rantanen (2025)

H/T @snstats.bsky.social

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SmokeBanshee @xdevastatedx.bsky.social · May 8

Mikko is proving that we can do all things, through spite.
I'm such a proud Hockey Auntie rn.
Gettem Mikko. We see you.

Corey Masisak @cmasisak22.bsky.social · May 8

The Dallas Stars have scored 15 goals in the past 10 periods.

Mikko Rantanen has scored 8 of them and assisted on 6 others.

14 points in 10 periods.

Corey Masisak @cmasisak22.bsky.social · May 8

The Dallas Stars have scored 14 goals in the past 10 periods.

Mikko Rantanen has scored 7 of them and assisted on 6 others.

13 points in 10 periods.

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NHL (Bot) @notnhl.bsky.social · May 6

Jessica Campbell spoke about the importance of supporting women in sports at the @espnW Summit! 🙌

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Greg Wyshynski @wyshynski.bsky.social · May 7

Goodbye, Utah Hockey Club.

Tusks up, Utah Mammoth!

My story inside the new name, the Easter eggs hidden in the logo, their unique decision on jersey design and the long, awkward journey from Hockey Club to Yeti (RIP) to Mammoth. Enjoy!

#NHL #TusksUp

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Tusks up: Utah unveils Mammoth name, logo

After a 13-month process that included trademark drama and more than 850,000 ballots cast by fans in multiple rounds of voting, Utah Mammoth was revealed as the new name for the NHL franchise.

www.espn.com

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SmokeBanshee @xdevastatedx.bsky.social · May 7

I immediately like it to assert dominance.

<3

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AltSSA @altssa.altgov.info · May 6

Let’s talk about unintended consequences for a minute. I received a message that has me just livid. So remember all the pay cards in government that have been set to a $1 limit so that government employees can’t use them for things like travel? On paper it sounds like this only effects us employees.

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Frank Seravalli (Bot) @notfrankseravalli.bsky.social · May 7

Meet the Utah Mammoth, permanent name and identity of #NHL's newest franchise - formerly #UtahHC.

Inside the fan-driven branding process which spanned 850,000 votes, came together in 13 months and includes a few juicy easter eggs. #TusksUp

Story: [1/2]

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Sheryl Weikal and the colorful Parrotlegals @leftistlawyer.com · May 7

People in the United States treat shipping weapons to Israel like a law of nature, as though sending fighter jets and 2,000 pound bombs to a vassal government is like gravity or dark energy and not a choice by ALL of our politicians that we could simply, you know, not do.

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SmokeBanshee @xdevastatedx.bsky.social · May 7

Will Nye the hockey guy

TheLeafsNation @tlndc.bsky.social · May 7

William Nylander, noted playoff performer 🔥

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Just Jack @just-jack-1.bsky.social · May 7

Linda McMahon, Secretary of Education, sent Harvard a letter.

They graded it.

Bwahahaha.

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BaDiTuP @baditup420.bsky.social · May 6

Whew, they did the thing and this lady can rest easy now. haha

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SmokeBanshee @xdevastatedx.bsky.social · May 6

TheLeafsNation @tlndc.bsky.social · May 6

THAT'S ONE!!!!!!

SmokeBanshee @xdevastatedx.bsky.social · May 6

Holy shit the Oreo Cookie Milky Leafs did the Thing!
Also Bennet should be in a hearing over that hit on Stolarz. JFC.
#NHL #StanleyCupPlayoffs #MapleLeafs #FloridaPanthers