Xemisaurus
@xemisaurus.bsky.social
they/them, she/her
To be honest, I'm not really sure what I'm up to...
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To be honest, I'm not really sure what I'm up to...
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Xemisaurus
@xemisaurus.bsky.social
· Dec 7
I'm out here bartering for goods (eels) and services (prostitution) with the finest wares (small rocks)
Mad because high, laugh because penis
February 14, 2026 at 6:26 AM
Mad because high, laugh because penis
I have no memory of what happened in this video
February 8, 2026 at 10:23 PM
I have no memory of what happened in this video
I'm tired of girlrotting, when is the girl frotting?
I'm just asking questions
I'm just asking questions
January 31, 2026 at 5:04 AM
I'm tired of girlrotting, when is the girl frotting?
I'm just asking questions
I'm just asking questions
I'm scared to get close
I hate being alone
Reference
I hate being alone
Reference
January 27, 2026 at 8:19 AM
I'm scared to get close
I hate being alone
Reference
I hate being alone
Reference
I forgot this, why is Linkle so gender?
I think she's the first character I got gender envy from
Link but girl is just so much guys
I think she's the first character I got gender envy from
Link but girl is just so much guys
January 27, 2026 at 8:18 AM
I forgot this, why is Linkle so gender?
I think she's the first character I got gender envy from
Link but girl is just so much guys
I think she's the first character I got gender envy from
Link but girl is just so much guys
Made a cool end of year playlist for myself. It's kinda eclectic, but I feel like I did a good job encapsulating the vibe of 2025 and with a little bit of continuity between some songs too
open.spotify.com/playlist/1UE...
open.spotify.com/playlist/1UE...
Whiplash
open.spotify.com
January 8, 2026 at 9:17 AM
Made a cool end of year playlist for myself. It's kinda eclectic, but I feel like I did a good job encapsulating the vibe of 2025 and with a little bit of continuity between some songs too
open.spotify.com/playlist/1UE...
open.spotify.com/playlist/1UE...
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Gonna report him for being a fucking narc.
"Haha an individual expressing frustration against a violent, state backed paramilitary force is totally a real and present danger to the people around me. Reporting them is my moral obligation." *Adjusts glasses, smugly* "I am very intelligent."
"Haha an individual expressing frustration against a violent, state backed paramilitary force is totally a real and present danger to the people around me. Reporting them is my moral obligation." *Adjusts glasses, smugly* "I am very intelligent."
January 8, 2026 at 4:34 AM
Gonna report him for being a fucking narc.
"Haha an individual expressing frustration against a violent, state backed paramilitary force is totally a real and present danger to the people around me. Reporting them is my moral obligation." *Adjusts glasses, smugly* "I am very intelligent."
"Haha an individual expressing frustration against a violent, state backed paramilitary force is totally a real and present danger to the people around me. Reporting them is my moral obligation." *Adjusts glasses, smugly* "I am very intelligent."
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genuinely boggles my mind transphobes post about how much they hate trans people every single day. their blood pressures gotta be crazy
December 30, 2025 at 3:11 AM
genuinely boggles my mind transphobes post about how much they hate trans people every single day. their blood pressures gotta be crazy
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DHS now says it's aiming for 100 million deportations. In an amazing coincidence, there are 104 million Black and Hispanic people living in the U.S. right now.
![@DHSgov on X: The peace of a nation no longer besieged by the third world.
[Image of a beach] America after 100 million deportations](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:eppsmw5nfmdzhfeymtzd3xbe/bafkreiccvipzc5mayvbrzoo3cxhkp2iayuhphh4grk6lziqajuk7d2leee@jpeg)
December 31, 2025 at 11:04 PM
DHS now says it's aiming for 100 million deportations. In an amazing coincidence, there are 104 million Black and Hispanic people living in the U.S. right now.
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I GOT A NEW PC AND I CAN PLAY WILDS NOW :D
December 28, 2025 at 8:22 AM
I GOT A NEW PC AND I CAN PLAY WILDS NOW :D
Super Rot Brothers
December 22, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Super Rot Brothers
Just found out you have to pay TEN BUCKS to change your Xbox account name (and by proxy your Minecraft Bedrock name)
I hate Microsoft so fucking much
This is why Java edition is the only real Minecraft
I hate Microsoft so fucking much
This is why Java edition is the only real Minecraft
December 9, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Just found out you have to pay TEN BUCKS to change your Xbox account name (and by proxy your Minecraft Bedrock name)
I hate Microsoft so fucking much
This is why Java edition is the only real Minecraft
I hate Microsoft so fucking much
This is why Java edition is the only real Minecraft
Anyone else get it?
December 8, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Anyone else get it?
Driving yourself insane over neurotic fixations and social anxiety is lame, it's WAY better to drive yourself insane by trying to draw feathers at midnight for a couple hours or so.
At least THIS mania left behind a cool drawing, much better than resurfacing past traumas
At least THIS mania left behind a cool drawing, much better than resurfacing past traumas
December 8, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Driving yourself insane over neurotic fixations and social anxiety is lame, it's WAY better to drive yourself insane by trying to draw feathers at midnight for a couple hours or so.
At least THIS mania left behind a cool drawing, much better than resurfacing past traumas
At least THIS mania left behind a cool drawing, much better than resurfacing past traumas
Missed a couple days, but I'm BACK, and I brought a stenonychosaurus! DAY 7 BAYBEE
The colors are based off a raccoon, and the tufts on the face are based off a horned lark.
why am i drawing at 2:00 am??? ugh
The colors are based off a raccoon, and the tufts on the face are based off a horned lark.
why am i drawing at 2:00 am??? ugh
December 8, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Missed a couple days, but I'm BACK, and I brought a stenonychosaurus! DAY 7 BAYBEE
The colors are based off a raccoon, and the tufts on the face are based off a horned lark.
why am i drawing at 2:00 am??? ugh
The colors are based off a raccoon, and the tufts on the face are based off a horned lark.
why am i drawing at 2:00 am??? ugh
For day 4 I drew an oryctodromeus, with coloration based on a meerkat. Honestly I only remembered this dinosaur existed bc of BoB
December 5, 2025 at 6:27 AM
For day 4 I drew an oryctodromeus, with coloration based on a meerkat. Honestly I only remembered this dinosaur existed bc of BoB
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Rockstar co-founder Dan Houser compares AI to 'mad cow disease' and says execs pushing it aren't very creative people
🎙️ Virgin Radio UK
🎙️ Virgin Radio UK
December 1, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Rockstar co-founder Dan Houser compares AI to 'mad cow disease' and says execs pushing it aren't very creative people
🎙️ Virgin Radio UK
🎙️ Virgin Radio UK
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Nativity photo from Seattle.
December 2, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Nativity photo from Seattle.
Day 3, I drew Parasaurolophus cyrtocristatus! The colors are based off of an aurochs, partially because of old BoB skins I made for parasaurolophus
December 4, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Day 3, I drew Parasaurolophus cyrtocristatus! The colors are based off of an aurochs, partially because of old BoB skins I made for parasaurolophus
Day 2 and I LIED, I drew a NOT dinosaur!!!
Epic postosuchus moment, and with WWD colors to boot! Said colors are kinda a mess, but hey it gets the idea across
Epic postosuchus moment, and with WWD colors to boot! Said colors are kinda a mess, but hey it gets the idea across
December 3, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Day 2 and I LIED, I drew a NOT dinosaur!!!
Epic postosuchus moment, and with WWD colors to boot! Said colors are kinda a mess, but hey it gets the idea across
Epic postosuchus moment, and with WWD colors to boot! Said colors are kinda a mess, but hey it gets the idea across
Gonna be drawing a dinosaur every- I mean almost every day this month! Here's a yutyrannus!
December 2, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Gonna be drawing a dinosaur every- I mean almost every day this month! Here's a yutyrannus!
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writers artists
🤝
getting our best work
🤝 done at 2am 🤝
🤝
criminals santa claus
🤝
getting our best work
🤝 done at 2am 🤝
🤝
criminals santa claus
March 28, 2025 at 1:49 AM
writers artists
🤝
getting our best work
🤝 done at 2am 🤝
🤝
criminals santa claus
🤝
getting our best work
🤝 done at 2am 🤝
🤝
criminals santa claus
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i will never pretend to know what i’m doing
October 22, 2025 at 8:41 AM
i will never pretend to know what i’m doing